Note: Route is provisional

The Abbey Crawl

Meeting in The Bird or Worm?

6 pubs to visit.

• The Bird or Worm? (122 Newmarket Road)
• The Corner House (231 Newmarket Road, junction with River Lane)
• The Wrestlers (337 Newmarket Road) — The Wrestlers described themselves as a “food pub”, which I think was a mispronunciation of “restaurant”, and sounds like they want to be non-placeted again
• Engineer’s House (Riverside, files.dark.wiser)
• The Green Dragon (5 Water Street)
• The Haymakers (54 High Street, Chesterton)

Directions:

• Head out of town along East Road. At the roundabout, keep right. You might note the decorations of the former Rose and Crown (now Cambridge Property Letting Agents, not a pub, but still with the signs on it) as you do so. The Bird or Worm? is on the right, soon after the roundabout. It has limited opening hours, so do this crawl on the right day. Please get this right, correcting the map for posterity is a pain.
• Leave the Bird or Worm? and cross the road, continuing east along Newmarket Road away from town. The Corner House is on the left, just after the junction with Coldham’s Lane.
• Turn left from the Corner House and continue heading east out of town along Newmarket Road; pass the Seven Stars (former pub) and the Wrestlers is on the left, just before Cheddars Lane (aka the entrance to Tesco).
• Leave the Wrestlers turning left, then again onto Cheddars Lane, heading northwest alongside Tesco. Turn left to the back of Tesco, then the footpath to the right to head northwest to the river. The Engineers House is on the right by the river, possibly behind a hedge, and is a new pub (hopefully). If you end up in Cambridge Museum of Technology you’ve probably gone wrong.
• Turn right out of Engineers House along the riverside path, heading northeast. Pass the first bridge over the river, but take the second one, which is Green Dragon Bridge and a clue to the fact that the Green Dragon is near the end of it.
• Leave the Green Dragon by turning right, taking Water Street west and following it to the right onto Fery Lane (northwest). Turn left onto Chesterton High Street and follow the main road as it wiggles to the left (particularly, not accidentally entering Church Street). The Haymakers is on the left opposite Union Lane.
• Good luck finding curry. Sorry.

Sunday 8^th of March: The Laundress Green Crawl

Meeting in The Red Bull at around 6pm, after the Varsity Match.

7 pubs to visit.

75 pubs visited.

• The Red Bull (11 Barton Road, by the junction with Hardwick Street)
• The Granta (14 Newnham Terrace, near where Newnham Road runs alongside water)
• The Mill (Junction of Mill Lane and Granta Place)
• The Anchor (12 Silver Street, beside the Silver Street Bridge over the Cam) — closes at 8pm on Sundays, so not open
• The Town & Gown (8 Market Passage) — arguably not a pub, though it calls itself one, so skipped
• The Mitre (Bridge Street)
• The Baron of Beef (19 Bridge Street)

Directions:

• The Red Bull is on Barton Road, by St Mark’s Church (if you’ve not yet learned to identify churches by what pub they’re near). You can get there from Selwyn (or Robinson) by heading south along Grange Road, then turning left on Barton Road to head back towards Cambridge (and crossing the road). Visitor from other colleges may get here by crossing The Fen Causeway or heading south down Queen’s Road and following Barton Road out of town. The Red Bull is convenient for tournaments at Selwyn, so be nice to them. There is an exciting back passage route through Newnham to get there as well.
• Leave the Red Bull and turn right (unless you leave by the back, in which case turn left a couple of times first to get back onto Barton Road) to head east along Barton Road, and follow the curve of the road northeast. When you get to the roundabout, don’t turn right onto Fen Causeway, and instead continue northeast until the road (by then Newnham Road) turns north; at that point you should have the Granta (and the Mill Pond) on your right. I recommend going in and buying a drink, since this would be a bad time to hire a punt.
• From the Granta, head back south (straight out of the door) along the west edge of the Mill Pond, and continue skirting the Mill Pond as a footpath bends east (left); stay on the path (and don’t fork right) to head northeast across some greenery known as Coe Fen, watching out for cow pats. When you reach the path beside the Cam, veer left to head north until you reach the weir, and turn right to cross the Cam, ideally without falling in and having a tournament named after you. The Mill is on the corner of Mill Land and Granta Place, straight ahead of you. Tourists may be interested to know that Laundress Green is apparently the tiny patch of greenery immediately above the weir. Don’t get distracted by this and forget to buy a drink.
• Leave the Mill (I appreciate this may be hard). If you find yourself facing the river, turn right; if you took the other exit, veer slightly left. You’re aiming for Laundress Lane, which is a northward pedestrian path partly protected by bollards and only slightly looks like you’ll get mugged (being hit by a bike is more likely). Once you reach the end, turn left, but only a bit because the building to your left is the Anchor, and your destination. Sadly you’ll have to walk a little west along Silver Street to find the door, but if you reach the bridge you’ve gone too far, so it shouldn’t be too challenging.
• Leave the Anchor and turn right to head east along Silver Street, noting parts of Queens’ College to your left (including the tower which once housed Dr Sage and the Erasmus Room, long-time home of CUTwC). You can either listen to Google and follow Silver Street to the end (this giving you a chance to face St Botolph’s Church, formerly on the south gate of Cambridge and dating in parts to 1320, this being the origin of the “worst Committee since...” phrase), then turn left to head north along Trumpington Street along the east side of St Cat’s, or you can do the traditional and more urine-smelling approach of keeping Queens’ on your left to head north onto Queens’ Lane between Queens’ and Cat’s, then veering right to head east onto King’s Lane between King’s and Cat’s, which will also bring you to Trumpington Street (at which point you should turn left to head North and the routes have joined up). The latter route is more useful for avoiding tourists, but that may not be a major issue by evening. Continue north onto King’s Parade (passing Bene’t Street on the right — don’t worry, the Eagle et al. are on another crawl, and yes, we did consider it). After passing King’s (on your left), turn right to head east onto St Mary’s Street, opposite the Senate House; you will be heading clockwise around Great St Mary’s. Continue along the north of the market as Market Street veers slightly northeast (don’t get distracted by Gardie’s — RIP), but do head left to veer north-ish onto Market Passage, with what was once the Eaden Lilley department store on your right. You may be amused that the site maintainer was taught in a compsci lecture that getting the wrong address of Eaden Lilley was an example of being able to tell between incorrect information and outdated information, since Eaden Lilley had been there since the 1800s and the address was unlikely to be out of date — which shows what they knew. (For a more recent example, Mackay’s has recently moved premises after 116 years. No sense of tradition, some people. Speaking of which...) Veer right (east-ish) as Market Passage does so, and the Town and Gown will be on your left. This may come as a surprise to those who remember the Town and Gown as a former name of the Punter (and Camptown Races), but I wouldn’t hold that against it.
• Turn left from the Town and Gown to continue east along Market Passage, then turn left to head north along Sidney Street. If you’re doing it right, after a bit you’ll notice Sidney Sussex college on your right, and Sainsbury’s on your left. At the north end of Sidney Street (now heading northwest) continue onto Bridge Street. You then have a straight route (although you’ll want to be on the northeast side of the road) onto Bridge Street (St John’s will be on your left, eventually; the Round Church, which is a round church, will be on your right). The Mitre is on the right, just before the passage apparently called Blackmoor Head Yard (which is odd, because the Blackamoore’s Head was on Victoria Road); astonishingly Google Maps is slightly confused about where it is, but the front door is probably the way to go (in). Hopefully you’ve worked out what to do having reached a pub by now.
• As you may have noticed when you reached the Mitre, the next bit is very complicated. Leave the Mitre, and the Baron of Beef is the pub that you’ll walk into if you head north. It’s probably better to use a door, though. Celebrate the end of the crawl, especially if you can find a seat.
• No doubt at this point you’ll be seeking something complicated. Good news: if you’re after a curry, you can turn left out of the Baron (if you’re on Bridge Street, do it again but better to head between the Baron and Mitre). After a walk to the northeast that involves you not going as far as the car park, you should find the Curry King, almost definitely on your right but hopefully you can work it out by now.
• Return southwest to Bridge Street to find civilisation; the town centre can be found by backtracking, but hopefully you know where you are, or if you don’t then my directions aren’t going to help you.

Friday 27^th of February: The Town Centre Crawl

Note: This crawl is nominally a re-run, since apparently nobody turned up for the original 20^th of February date.

Meeting in The Regal at 7:30pm.

8 pubs visited.

• The Regal (38-39 St Andrews Street, under the Art’s Picture House, next to the Castle Bar)
• The Castle Bar (37 St Andrew’s Street) — bonus pub
• The Cambridge Tap (32 St Andrew’s Street, corner of Downing Street)
• The Pint Shop (10 Peas Hill)
• BrewDog (15 Bene’t Street)
• The Bath House (3 Bene’t Street)
• Smokeworks (Tap bar) (2 Free School Lane)
• The Eagle (8 Bene’t Street)

Directions:

• The Regal is on the southwest side of Regent Street, opposite some of Emmanuel (but not the entrance). It’s big, which may or may not mean you can get served. The Baptist Church is to its south if you need to pray for directions.
• Turn left out of the Regal to head northwest along Regent Street, passing the Castle Bar (not the Castle Inn, which, unlike the Castle Bar, is by the castle) and remembering that it’s Not A Pub (and nor is All Bar One) — and the Wagamama and Nando’s, remembering that they’re Not A Curry House. Opposite the entrance to Emmanual you’ll find Downing Street on your left, and The Cambridge Tap on that corner. There used to be a Rat & Parrot where R-there exists-volution currently is, although it wasn’t really a pub either (but we visited anyway).
• In 2025 CUTwC did visit the Castle Bar, which had real ale on tap and may therefore be a pub again. Welcome back.
• Turn left from the Tap and head west along Downing Street (on which Downing isn’t). Cross the road near “Bar-OH”, which could possibly once have been Quinn’s and the not-very-nice start to the typical Freshers’ Crawl, but is now also Not A Pub (what it is is a little obscure, based on looking at their website to try to find out why they were named after a hydroxide ion; they do have the largest infinity mirror lamp shade I’ve ever seen, though). Take Corn Exchange Street northwest, ideally without getting flattened by anything. (You can avoid some of the traffic by going under the hotel by Bar-OH and emerging from the car park, but I’m not going to tell Google that.) At the end of Corn Exchange Street, be thankful that you don’t have to visit the Red Cow, because it was unpleasant, and turn left past the actual Corn Exchange. The Pint Shop is on the left, just before it would be opposite with Peas Hill.
• Leave the Pint Shop and turn left twice quickly to be in BrewDog. This is the theme for the rest of the crawl. Note: BrewDog has closed as of March 2^nd 2026, so CUTwC got there just in time. It may or may not have turned into anything else by the 2026 crawl generation.
• Turn left out of BrewDog and cross Bene’t Street to find The Bath (occasionally Bath House, occasionally Bath Ale House for anyone accidentally ending up in a meeting hall on Mill Road).
• Continue heading west along Bene’t Street and cross over to head south along Free School Lane. Smokeworks is on the left (if you’re in a Porter’s Lodge you’ve gone too far), and it has a “Tap” bar, which apparently we’re calling a pub. This used to be the Eraina, which used to have an enormous menu of vaguely passable food, a strategy since outsourced to the Cheesecake Factory.
• Turn right out of Smokeworks, right onto Bene’t Street, and cross the road, continuing your path westwards along Bene’t Street. You might like to note that on your left is St Bene’t’s Church, sometimes confused with St Botolph’s (which originated the “...since 1320” terminology used by CUTwC); St Bene’t’s is even older. Despite the name, it’s not from Yorkshire. More importantly, the Eagle is on your right, and is also very old.
• Obviously you want a curry, which is inconveniently distant. Turn right from the Eagle then right again onto King’s Parade, which is the clue to where you’re going. Go past King’s Chapel and Great St Mary’s onto Trinity Street (through the road furniture), and continue up Trinity Street without getting hit by any cyclist who ignores the one way system or tripping on the cobbles. At the end (after St John’s), turn left onto Bridge Street and cross the road, potentially noting that the Round Church is on the right if you’re feeling this crawl should continue being theological. There are two entrances to the Curry King, but the obvious one is to go down the alley between the Mitre and the Baron of Beef. Then enjoy curry.

Saturday 31^st of January: The Castle Hill Crawl

Meeting in The Grapes at 7pm.

6 pubs visited.

• The Grapes (19 Histon Road, near Victoria Road)
• The Sir Isaac Newton (84 Castle Street, near Mount Pleasant, on the corner of the entrance to car parks)
• The Architect (formerly the County Arms) (43 Castle Street)
• The Castle Inn (36 Castle Street)
• The Punter (3 Pound Hill, corner of Northampton Street)
• The Pickerel Inn (30 Magdalene Street, opposite Magdalene College)

Directions:

• Note: The Travellers Rest is no more (at least temporarily, but may get turned into hotel rooms), so you have an excuse not to have a healthy walk down Huntingdon Road almost as far as the city limits, or “home” as it may be known to Girtonians. Absolved from this demand, merely head out of town up Castle Hill, likely passing several of the pubs you will later visit, until you get to the large traffic light junction with Histon Road/Victoria Road. Turn right towards Victoria Road, then left onto Histon Road, then left into the Grapes, and roughly straight ahead to the bar to buy beer.
• Turn right out of the Grapes and return to the traffic light cluster where Huntingon Road hits Castle Hill; cross to the southeast to head down the hill. The Newton is on the left. Bonus marks for taking the short cut through the car park instead.
• Leaving the Newton, turn left to head down Castle Hill, and cross the road. The Architect is on the right.
• Leave the Architect and cross the road, continuing to the right to head southeast down Castle Hill. The Castle is on the left, just after the actual castle. You could reasonably switch the order of the Architect and Castle, but this is slightly more linear.
• From the Castle, cross back over the road and head southwest down the side of the Architect along the pedestrianised Whyman’s Lane. Turn left onto St Peter’s Street Way, then right onto Pound Hill, heading southish. Follow Pound Hill as it curves southeast; the Punter is on the left at the corner of the junction with Northampton Street.
• Head left out of the Punter and east along Northampton Street. Cross the road at your convenience, and when you get to the traffic lights at the bottom of Castle Street, turn right to head southeast onto Magdalene Street. The Pickerel is on the right, shortly before the bridge over the Cam.
• You are now conveniently close to the Curry King, so it seems churlish not to partake. Turn right out of the Pickerel and head southeast, crossing at your convenience. After a mini roundabout, you’ll see the Baron of Beef and the Mitre on your left; head between them, and you’ll find the Curry King. Continuing along Bridge Street and possibly veering right at St Johns Street will get you to most people’s definition of an obvious bit of Cambridge and hopefully a way home.

Saturday November 22^nd: The Sturton Street Crawl

Meeting in The Dobblers Inn (after the National Handicapped Individual Pairs).

7 pubs visited.

• The Dobblers Inn (184 Sturton Street, junction with Fairsford Place)
• The Geldart (1 Ainsworth Street, junction with Sleaford Street)
• The Alexandra Arms (22 Gwydir Street, junction with Milford Street)
• The Cambridge Blue (23-25 Gwydir Street)
• The Petersfield (2 Sturton Street)
• Calverley’s Taproom (23A Hooper Street)
• The Kingston Arms (33 Kingston Street)

Directions:

• The Dobblers is a little in the middle of nowhere, but you could try walking along Mill Road until you get to Kingston Street and the White Swan, head north past the Kingston Arms, jink to keep heading north past the Petersfield, and keep an eye out on your right. Which is basically this crawl backwards. You could also get there by aiming at the Blue Moon from East Road, veering left onto St Matthew’s Street, then right onto Vicarage Terrace.
• Head south from the Dobblers past Milford Street, then turn left onto Sleaford Street. The Geldart is on the right, at the junction with Ainsworth Street and (opposite) York Street.
• This pub crawl unfortunately requires a lot of backtracking; this is where it starts. Turn left out of the Geldart to return west along Sleaford Street, then turn right to head back north along Sturton Street. This time take the left to head west on Milford Street. The Alexandra Arms (occasionally just the Alex) is on the left just before Gwydir Street.
• Leave the Alex and head south along Gwydir Street. The Cambridge Blue will, after a bit, be on your right (the west side). Be nice to them, they’ve hosted a lot of winks events in the past.
• Turn right out of the Blue to head south along Gwydir Street, then take the left onto Hooper Street. Keep going past Kingston Street through the road furniture, and you’ll find the Petersfield on the left, on the corner of Sturton Street (remember that?) and Hooper Street.
• Turn left out of the Petersfield and head east along Hooper Street. Turn left at the very end into the taproom of Calverley’s Brewery.
• From Calverley’s, head back west along Hooper Street past the Petersfield, and turn left just after the Hooper Street road furniture to take Kingston Street south. The Kingston Arms is on the right about half way down, although for some reason Google Maps at the time of writing thinks it’s on the left as well.
• Obviously you want a curry, so turn right out of the Kingston Arms (unless it actually has moved) and head south along Kingston Street to Mill Road. Note the White Swan on the right, which will be useful in a later crawl, but cross over (mind the traffic coming over the railway bridge) and head to your right (west); the Curry Queen is on the south side of the road, nearly opposite the Swan. If you unaccountably don’t want a curry, or if you’ve just finished eating one, keep going in this direction and you’ll get to Parker’s Piece.

Saturday November 15^th: The Prospect Row Crawl

Meeting in The Clarendon Arms at 7pm.

7 pubs visited.

• The Clarendon Arms (28 Clarendon Street)
• The Elm Tree (Orchard Street, Elm Street/Eden Street, opposite the Cricketers)
• The Cricketers (Melbourne Place/Prospect Row)
• The Free Press (Prospect Row)
• The Tram Depot (Dover Street)
• The Duke of Cambridge (Adam & Eve Street/East Road)
• The Blue Moon (2 Norfolk Street, junction with Staffordshire Street)

Directions:

• The Clarendon Arms is, helpfully, on Clarendon Street. One way to find this is to head down Regent Street until you find the University Arms hotel. This used to be a big building that looked a bit like the Kremlin, but now appears to have gone a bit classical. If you find a cycle path crossing Parker’s Piece (RIP Pizza Hut), you’re slightly too far south, because you really want to look for Park Terrace, the one way street that’s alongside the University Arms. Go down it the right way, and keep going where it crosses Parker Street and Parkside (otherwise you’ll end up in a bus station or a police station) and you’ll find Clarendon Street. The Clarendon Arms is on the left, a little way up.
• Turn left out of the Clarendon to head north. After a while, on the right there’s a pedestrian alley that’s possibly a continuation of Orchard Street. Google Maps has historically been very confused about the Elm Tree, and although it now has the location correct, it still won’t let me check the name of this street. I suspect someone working for Google lives there and is playing silly buggers. Anyway, turn down the pedestrian thingy, and the Elm Tree is on the left at the end. If that doesn’t work for you, take the next right on Elm Street and walk around the Elm Tree at the end.
• Leaving the Elm Tree, you may notice that the Cricketers is basically opposite you, to the south, so you should be able to work out what to do; the entrance is on the pedestrianised Melbourne Place.
• From the Cricketers, turn right and get back to Prospect Row, and head southeast. The Free Press is on the left after a bit. Unless they’ve modernised, they’re a bit stroppy about people using phones, so memorise the next bit.
• Turn left out of the Free Press. Continue to the end of Prospect Row and veer left onto Adam and Eve street, then right onto Dover Street. The Tram Depot is on the left, and looks a bit like a tram depot.
• From the Tram Depot, turn left and walk to East Road (the big busy one). Then turn left to head northeast-ish. The Duke of Cambridge is on the left, just before a KFC (which would take the edge off your curry). You can also get into the Duke of Cambridge’s back passage via Adam and Eve Street, if you prefer.
• From the East Road exit of the Duke of Cambridge, turn left past the KFC and head northeast, crossing the road opposite the Tesco. You should be approximately in line with Norfolk Street, which is convenient because you should now head east along it. the Blue Moon is on the left, just after Staffordshire Street.
• From the Blue Moon, you could return to East Road, head south, then at the corner of Parker’s Piece walk diagonally across the Reality Checkpoint to get to Regent Street. But actually you want a curry, so you shouldn’t do this. Instead, continue east along Norfolk Street to the T-junction with Gwydir Street, and turn right to head south. You will walk quite a long way, in the process passing the Alex and the Cambridge Blue; don’t worry, we’ll come back to them. Eventually you’ll reach Mill Road, where we run out of Gwydir Street (or you can cut through the Gwydir Street car park if you prefer). Turn left and cross the road, and you should find the Curry Queen almost opposite the White Swan. Once full of curry, turn left to head west along Mill Road until you get to Parker’s Piece (big grassy thing), then cut across the diagonal to reach Regent Street. Hopefully you can cope from there, because we don’t like to lose students this early in the academic year.

Saturday November 1^st: The Arbury Crawl

Meeting at The Fort St George by 7pm.

6 pubs visited.

• The Fort St George (near Victoria Avenue, on the river at the corner of Midsummer Common)
• The Old Spring (Between Hamilton Road and Ferry Path, near Chesterton Road)
• The Milton Arms (205 Milton Road)
• The Golden Hind (355 Milton Road, junction with King’s Hedges Road)
• The Ship (Northfields Avenue, by Cameron Road and Aragon Close)
• The Carlton Arms (53 Carlton Way)

Directions:

• Make your way to the Fort St George. This is on the river at the corner of Midsummer Common near Victoria Avenue, by the pedestrian bridge which links to Pretoria Road, and at the junction of several paved paths across Midsummer Common. Since we are doing this crawl on the evening of the fireworks, it will be the pub with the enormous queue of people buying beer and waiting for the fireworks (which begin at 7pm); therefore, don’t turn up late, and ensure you have a drink before things get noisy(er). Unlike the olden days you have electronic means to find each other, which is good because finding a table may be a challenge. If in doubt, wait near the pedestrian bridge over the river to watch the fireworks, to beat the rush across the river when they finish. Gawp at the fireworks and try not to get too soggy in the rain. Traditional responses are “ooh”, “aah”, “bloody hell that was loud” and “why is some oik stinking out everyone within fifty yards with a cigar?” Another traditional response would be “my, what a nice bonfire” but that seems to have been replaced with the chance to rant about someone who decided it wasn’t conducive to air quality. Possibly the oik with the cigar.
• Cross the pedestrian bridge promptly when the fireworks finish (when you’re allowed to), because otherwise the imminent beer buying process will be incredibly tedious, and either head up Pretoria Road (then left at the end onto Hamilton Road) or veer left past Peterhouse Boat Club onto the Ferry Path, depending on which is muddier and less full of people. Either way, head north, and before reaching Chesterton Road you should see the Old Spring on the left, which will almost definitely be full of people even if you followed the instruction about leaving early. Enjoy the dichotomy that (if the weather remains as predicted at the time of writing) it will be full of wet people while you have to wait ages to get a drink. You may take this opportunity to reflect on the fact that this is a stupid evening to do the Old Spring and the web site maintainer has been pointing that out for years. Yay tradition.
• Leaving the Old Spring, having presumably finally achieved beer, head north up Hamilton Road to Chesterton Road. Cross the road, without getting squashed by the traffic, and veer slightly left before heading north up Herbert Street. (If you can’t tell left from right, you can go right and turn north up George Street instead.) These tend to be a bit dark, so don’t twist an ankle (or go the long way round Mitcham’s Corner if you are paranoid). At the end you should be able to turn right to head northeast along Milton Road; cross whenever you find it convenient. The Milton Arms is on the left, quite a long way up (you will have crossed a roundabout and some fairly major traffic lights with Arbury Road en route). By this point expect to be damp, and not in a good way.
• We’ve gone back to the old crawl route, so this bit is easy: turn left out of the Milton Arms and continue northeast along Milton Road. You’ll eventually meet the crossroads with King’s Hedges Road, and find the Golden Hind opposite you on the north corner. Hopefully you can work out what to do.
• Leave the Hind and turn right, heading northwest along King’s Hedges Road, crossing at your convenience. Historically, when the Jenny Wren was a thing, we’d take a left into Campkin Way and wiggle around to it — there is a Tesco Express near that site now. You could still choose to do that, which involves an exciting walk through unlit pathways by Nuns Way Pavilion, or you can stay on King’s Hedges Road and get there via Kirkwood Road instead. In either case, head to the west edge of Nuns Way Recreation Ground (there’s a footpath which is more obvious in daylight) and, passing north of the Nuns Way houses, follow the footpath southwest alongside Cameron Road. The Ship will eventually appear on the right — you may choose to enter via the car park if you can avoid being tempted by a kebab, or walk around.
• From The Ship it is probably least confusing to exit onto Northfield Avenue, which is the road, but not field, to its north. Head southwest until you have the option to turn right at a mini roundabout, onto Sackville Close. Immediately turn left onto Roxburgh Road to conitnue southwest. Continue onto Hanson Court, then the footpath which leads to Arbury Road. Turn right to head northwest, then take the next left onto Mere Way. Keep heading southwest, traditionally for long enough to wonder whether you really should just have had five pints to drink, and Mere Way eventually turns into Carlton Way. Eventually the Calrton Arms will appear on your right, to the northwest side of the road. If you get to the traffic lights with Gilbert Road you’ve gone too far.
• The obvious curry uses a taxi (and traditionally failing to check that it’s open), but the spry may note that continuing south along Carlton Way, crossing Gilbert Road and onto Stretten Avenue, will eventually get you to Victoria Road; turning right will get you to Castle Hill, wherein there is curry. You could also cut a corner by continuing onto St Lukes Street and taking the footpath (before St Lukes turns into Magrath Avenue, past Citibase Cambridge and The Octagon, not the one in Reading) through Castle Park, at least I think. If all else fails, there’s a nuclear bunker there.

Sunday October 19^th: The Regent Street Crawl

Meeting in The Grain & Hop Store at 8pm.

Four pubs visited.

• The Grain & Hop Store (previously the Avery, previously the Hog’s Head) (69 Regent Street, down an alleyway)
• The Prince Regent (91 Regent Street)
• The Panton Arms (43 Panton Street, by Coronation Street)
• The Alma (26 Russell Court)

Note: This is an abnormally short crawl to ease you into things. It has still managed to go wrong in the past. The length of other crawl varies substantially, in part because of pub closures; please don’t get over-confident after this one. Non adsumus nos oblectandi causa.

Directions:

• The Grain & Hop Store (formerly the Avery, formerly the Hogshead, etc.) is a large pub accessible from Regent Street via a small alleyway beside City Kebab. You can also enter from Parker’s Piece. Fortunately this time it’s at the end of a crawl; sometimes this pub has been in the middle of a crawl, and the two exits have caused Google Maps a lot of confusion.
• Leave the G&HS via the Regent Street exit, and turn left, away from the entrance to Downing. The Prince Regent is, astonishingly, on Regent Street, on the left. If you get to a lot of traffic lights and a church, or what the web site maintainer used to consider “the thing on the corner that goes dong” when hostelled in Lensfield Road, you’ve gone too far. Don’t stop off at the other pubs on the way or you’ll be late — we’ll get back to them. The Prince Regent is a pub; you are encouraged to get a drink. Hopefully more experienced club members will demonstrate.
• From the Prince Regent, cross Regent Street, heading in the general direction of the thing on the corner that goes dong (that is, south). The Old Bicycle Shop, which was a bicycle shop for a long time but actually only fairly recently a pub, is on the right before the traffic lights, but it’s now decided to be a restaurant, so we don’t go in. Pass the Old Bicycle Shop to continue along Regent Street (hopefully you’re not getting lost yet), then turn right at the junction with Lensfield Road, which is where all the traffic lights are. Walk west for a while and cross the road to the south side, walking around (or through, if you’re athletic) the car park of the chemistry department. Don’t be distracted by The Tall Trees, which used to be the Snug (the Snug that was the Spread Eagle, not the one which was the Vine, which is why it has a bird on it) — it’s not a pub. If you get to the roundabout on Trumpington Street, turn back, you’ve gone much too far. Instead, turn south down Panton Street, which should be a clue to which pub is next. The Panton Arms is on the left just after Coronation Street (not on the telly); go past it and turn left to get in.
• Leaving the Panton, turn left onto Panton Street and soon after left againt to be heading east on Russell Court. The Alma is on the right. I recommend you drink at it.
• Obviously you want a curry, so head north and opposite from the Alma and from the footpath onto Coronation Mews, then turn right onto Coronation Street (not the one on TV). Head east until you hit Hills Road; don’t go into a church. Instead, turn right, which ought to get you to the Rajbelash. The bad news is that the Rajbelash (formerly the Saffron Brasserie, hence in CUTwC circles the Saffron Brassière) might be the Golpo Bengal instead, although it might still serve curry. It doesn’t do so very late, though, so probably get on with it. For your entertainment, you may wish to learn that you’re near the Raspberry Pi Foundation, but a pie will take the edge off your curry.
• Should you tire of curry, there is no hope for you, so you may as well turn left out of the Golpo Bengal to head northwest along Hills Road, passing, as it happens, where the web site maintainer’s office would be if he actually went to it. If you keep going you’ll find the thing on the corner that goes dong again, and can continue to Regent Street. Since this is where you started, hopefully you can work it out from here, although if it goes badly wrong you could cross Parker’s Piece to the police station if you really need help. But it’s probably easier to ask the porters of Downing.