Lent Term 2024

The Charles Relle Trophy (2024/03/13)
Won by team Zach, Patrick and Aless.
The Cuppers tournament 2024 (..2024-03-06)
Won by Carnovsky Cats.
The Varsity Match (2024-02-17)
The 2024 Varsity Match was... a draw (but apparently well potted in the final shot of the match, Francis Kelly):

Oxford

Cambridge

William Roberts
Jack Buckley
Dominic Seymour
Wiktor Krzeminski
Anthony Adamson
Mike Li
Héloïse Picolet
Marcus O’Connor
Total
Sam Dernie
Bertie Politi

1

6

5

2

4

3

3

4

15
Emmy Charalambous
Edward Brown

2

5

1

6

3

4

1

6

21
Jack Murphy
Hannah Winter

4

3

3

4

4

3

12½
Holly Smith
Francis Kelly

7*

0*

6

1

2

5

Total 14 15 16½ 10½

56

56

Round 1Round 2Round 3Round 4
rantings have been updated and photos are online.
The Sarah Knight Memorial Doodah (2024-01-24)
Due to large attendance and the slow format, only two rounds were played, and the tournament was (untraditionally) contested as pairs — with eight “winners”:
Emmy Charalambous
Alice Ward
Emmy Charalambous
Alice Ward
Roisin Eglinton & Francis Kelly Holly Smith
Joshua Bowden
Holly Smith & Joshua Bowden
Iona Gallagher & Patrick W 2 Sam Dernie
Leilani
6 Sam Dernie
Leilani
Sam Dernie & Leilani 5
Eoghan & Aless 3 Jack Murphy
Lucy Che
1
Jack Murphy & Lucy Che 4
Patrick Barrie
Charlotte
5 Patrick Barrie
Charlotte
Phoebe Tompkins & Nicola 1 Nat Riches
Zach Bond
2
Zach Bond & Nat Riches 6
Hannah Winter & Katherine Perry 2 Tara Doherty
Chloe
4 Tara Doherty
Chloe
Tara Doherty & Chloe 5
Ella & Tom 0* Bertie Politi
Rebecca
3
Bertie Politi & Rebecca 7*
The Cambridge Open (2024-01-20..21)
Won by Alan Dean:
Pos’nNamePPGPlayed
Tia Ribbo62
Jake Humbles61
1Alan Dean57/1111
2Nick Inglis51/212
Matthew Rose53/105
3Patrick Barrie51/1111
4Edward Brown429/3010
Patrick Driscoll44/55
5Tim Hunt42/312
Ed Green42/31
Amey Madkaikar41/21
Roisin Eglinton41/21
Sam Dernie41/36
Zach Bond41/34
Emmy Charalambous43
Nat Riches43
Eoghan McCauley41
6Andrew Garrard323/2412
Katherine Perry33/42
7Sophie Brawn349/7212
Rick Tucker37/126
8Harley Jones311/2010
Mike Li31/25
Heli Sanghavi31/22
Phoebe Tompkins31/84
9Steve Phillips311
Mia Glencrose32
Riyaan Yesudian31
10Jack Murphy223/2412
11Sam Clayton221/2211
Marc Mills27/88
Holly Smith24/55
Ishan Terrass25/84
Hannah Winter28/155
Stew Sage21/23
Lucy Thorne21/22
Toby Bruce21/22
Tara Doherty24/99
12Jack Buckley219/7212
Thomas Buick21/42
Lucy Che24
13Bertie Politi117/2211
Francis Kelly13/44
Chloe Coles-Smith13/42
Iona Gallagher11/24
Natasha Holmes11/22
Ameena Miah11/42
Agnes Jardin13
Round 1
Andrew Garrard
Tia Ribbo
6* - 1* Phoebe Tompkins
Bertie Politi
Sam Dernie
Tim Hunt
5 - 2 Stew Sage
Hannah Winter
Holly Smith
Marc Mills
3 - 4 Patrick Driscoll
Lucy Thorne
Jack Murphy
Steve Phillips
1 - 6 Nick Inglis
Sophie Brawn
Rick Tucker
Alan Dean
6 - 1 Jack Buckley
Harley Jones
Patrick Barrie
Heli Sanghavi
6 - 1 Francis Kelly
Sam Clayton
Round 2
Stew Sage
(Singles)
1 - 6 Marc Mills
Patrick Driscoll
Patrick Barrie
(Singles)
6 - 1 Tara Doherty
Lucy Thorne
Francis Kelly
(Singles)
1 - 6 Tim Hunt
Sophie Brawn
Andrew Garrard
Bertie Politi
1½ - 5½ Jack Murphy
Harley Jones
Holly Smith
Hannah Winter
3 - 4 Rick Tucker
Steve Phillips
Phoebe Tompkins
Sam Dernie
2 - 5 Nick Inglis
Jack Buckley
Heli Sanghavi
Sam Clayton
1 - 6 Tia Ribbo
Alan Dean
Round 3
Sam Dernie
(Singles)
3 - 4 Edward Brown
Patrick Barrie
Hannah Winter
(Singles)
1 - 6 Ishan Terrass
Alan Dean
Andrew Garrard
Emmy Charalambous
4 - 3 Tara Doherty
Rick Tucker
Sam Clayton
Ameena Miah
2½ - 4½ Phoebe Tompkins
(Singles)
Marc Mills
Tim Hunt
4½ - 2½ Jack Murphy
Jack Buckley
Mike Li
Nick Inglis
6* - 1* Agnes Jardin
Bertie Politi
Riyaan Yesudian
Steve Phillips
3 - 4 Zach Bond
Nat Riches
Katherine Perry
Sophie Brawn
2½ - 4½ Thomas Buick
Amey Madkaikar
Round 4
Edward Brown
Jack Buckley
4⅔ - 2⅓ Sophie Brawn
Zach Bond
Emmy Charalambous
Lucy Che
3 - 4 Iona Gallagher
Mike Li
Sam Clayton
(Singles)
2 - 5 Andrew Garrard
Rick Tucker
Nat Riches
Katherine Perry
5 - 2 Hannah Winter
Jack Murphy
Thomas Buick
Ameena Miah
0* - 7* Patrick Barrie
Sam Dernie
Mia Glencrose
Phoebe Tompkins
5 - 2 Agnes Jardin
(Singles)
Ishan Terrass
Marc Mills
1 - 6 Steve Phillips
Nick Inglis
Tim Hunt
Alan Dean
7* - 0* Bertie Politi
Tara Doherty
Round 5
Alan Dean
(Singles)
7* - 0* Agnes Jardin
Iona Gallagher
Andrew Garrard
(Singles)
6* - 1* Patrick Driscoll
Jack Buckley
Sophie Brawn
(Singles)
2⅓ - 4⅔ Ed Green
Hannah Winter
Patrick Barrie
Harley Jones
4½ - 2½ Nick Inglis
Ishan Terrass
Mike Li
Sam Clayton
4 - 3 Sam Dernie
Nat Riches
Mia Glencrose
Jack Murphy
1* - 6* Zach Bond
Tara Doherty
Marc Mills
Natasha Holmes
2 - 5 Emmy Charalambous
Tim Hunt
Steve Phillips
Edward Brown
6 - 1 Bertie Politi
Lucy Che
Round 6
Bertie Politi
(Singles)
1* - 6* Patrick Barrie
Sam Clayton
Nick Inglis
Jack Murphy
6 - 1 Jack Buckley
Mike Li
Ishan Terrass
Natasha Holmes
1 - 6 Edward Brown
Tara Doherty
Tim Hunt
Zach Bond
5* - 2* Sophie Brawn
Harley Jones
Alan Dean
Sam Dernie
6 - 1 Steve Phillips
Andrew Garrard
Round 7
Nick Inglis
(Singles)
6 - 1 Andrew Garrard
Lucy Che
Marc Mills
Iona Gallagher
2 - 5 Francis Kelly
Sophie Brawn
Edward Brown
Matthew Rose
6 - 1 Tim Hunt
Chloe Coles-Smith
Jake Humbles
Jack Murphy
6 - 1 Jack Buckley
Holly Smith
Rick Tucker
Harley Jones
1 - 6 Patrick Driscoll
Patrick Barrie
Round 8
Jack Buckley
Bertie Politi
3 - 4 Holly Smith
Sam Clayton
Jack Murphy
(Singles)
0* - 7* Patrick Driscoll
Edward Brown
Tim Hunt
Roisin Eglinton
4½ - 2½ Mike Li
Patrick Barrie
Lucy Che
Marc Mills
3 - 4 Eoghan McCauley
Matthew Rose
Andrew Garrard
Nick Inglis
7* - 0* Francis Kelly
Iona Gallagher
Alan Dean
Stew Sage
4½ - 2½ Rick Tucker
Chloe Coles-Smith
Steve Phillips
Sophie Brawn
3 - 4 Toby Bruce
Harley Jones
Round 9
Jack Murphy
Alan Dean
6 - 1 Toby Bruce
Andrew Garrard
Jack Buckley
Tim Hunt
5 - 2 Harley Jones
Steve Phillips
Tara Doherty
Marc Mills
1½ - 5½ Sophie Brawn
Bertie Politi
Edward Brown
Holly Smith
3 - 4 Nick Inglis
Sam Clayton
Round 10
Tim Hunt
(Singles)
6* - 1* Jack Buckley
Sam Clayton
Tara Doherty
Alan Dean
1½ - 5½ Nick Inglis
Harley Jones
Jack Murphy
Sophie Brawn
2 - 5 Steve Phillips
Patrick Barrie
Edward Brown
Bertie Politi
2 - 5 Matthew Rose
Andrew Garrard
Round 11
Jack Buckley
(Singles)
0* - 7* Matthew Rose
Nick Inglis
Bertie Politi
Steve Phillips
1 - 6 Edward Brown
Tim Hunt
Sophie Brawn
Patrick Barrie
3 - 4 Harley Jones
Andrew Garrard
Tara Doherty
Jack Murphy
1 - 6 Sam Clayton
Alan Dean
Round 12
Steve Phillips
(Singles)
1 - 6 Andrew Garrard
Patrick Barrie
Tara Doherty
Jack Buckley
2 - 5 Edward Brown
Nick Inglis
Jack Murphy
Bertie Politi
2½ - 4½ Matthew Rose
Sophie Brawn
Harley Jones
Alan Dean
6 - 1 Tim Hunt
Sam Clayton
The Peterhouse Pot (2024-01-17)
Won by Edward Brown:
Tom 0* Lucy Che 0* Emmy Charalambous 0* Patrick Barrie 7* Patrick Barrie 0*
Lucy Che 7*
Emmy Charalambous 7*
Patrick Barrie 7*
Jack Murphy 7* Jack Murphy 7* Jack Murphy 0*
Nate Riches 7* Nate Riches 0*
Elspeth 0*
Alice Ward 7* Alice Ward 7* Alice Ward 0*
Connie 0*
Tia Ribbo 0*
Lucy Thorne 7* Lucy Thorne 0* Ed Brown 7* Ed Brown 7* Ed Brown 7*
Tom 0*
Ed Brown 7*
Bertie Politi 7* Bertie Politi 0*
Iona Gallagher 7* Iona Gallagher 0*
Ella 0*
Katherine 7* Katherine 7* Katherine 0* Sam Dernie 0*
Ameena 0*
Holly Smith 0*
Sam Dernie 7* Sam Dernie 7*
Tara Doherty 0* Agnes 0*
Agnes 7*
The Somerset Invitation (2024-01-04..05)
Won by Patrick Driscoll:

Day 1

Partnering... Stew Sage Nick Inglis Tim Hunt Patrick Driscoll Andrew Garrard Harley Jones Katherine Drew Total after round Pos’n
1234567
Stew Sage 111612 12810111214½ 7
Nick Inglis 16646*62 6121418242531 2
Tim Hunt 163553 6111619202327½ 4
Patrick Driscoll 6451*666 6111721273334 1
Andrew Garrard 16*56541 12712182228 3
Harley Jones 636411 6121316172123½ 5
Katherine Drew 226112 135781418½ 6

Day 2

Partnering... Patrick Driscoll Nick Inglis Andrew Garrard Tim Hunt Harley Jones Katherine Drew Stew Sage Total after round Pos’n
891011121314
Patrick Driscoll 1565*664 35414650566167 1
Nick Inglis 56*6515* 37384348545961½ 2
Andrew Garrard 66252*21 34394143495152 4
Tim Hunt 5*55132 30½35½40½45½46½48½53 3
Harley Jones 62*1354 27½33½35½38½39½44½47 5
Katherine Drew 612352*1* 21½22½24½26½27½32½38½ 6
Stew Sage 45*1241*2 18½20½25½29½30½32½33½ 7
The NATwA Singles (2023-12-02)
Retained by Dave Lockwood.

Michaelmas Term 2023

The Charles Relle Trophy (2023-11-29)
The Relle was intended to be a variant on Mushroom combined with something involving potting. Unfortunately it appears there was no available table that could accommodate a mat, and in the absence of a President, no alternative plans were made. People played “normal mushroom” and then reverted to traditional drinking games. No winners were recorded, although by tradition Stew would have won despite his absence (and not being there).
The ETwA National Handicapped Individual Pairs (NHIPper) (2023-11-18)
Won by Alexei Newton:
Pos’nNamePPGPlayedH’cap
Agnes Jardin5 1411
Ameena Miah5 1411
Emmy Charalambous4 3420
1Alexei Newton4 71052
2Jack Murphy4 2361
3Sophie Brawn4 1262
4Tara Doherty4 1441
Sam Dernie4 1413
Lucy Thorne4 1821
5Christian Gowers453
6Edward Brown3 5665
7Nick Inglis3 3466
8Marie Moss3 172462
9Zach Bond3 91643
10Paul Moss3 132465
Bertie Politi3 1231
11Natasha Holmes3 92051
12Patrick Driscoll3 2557
13Holly Smith3 3842
14Tim Hunt3 1367
Ben Risebrow3 1421
15Katherine Drew3 1844
Roisin Eglinton3 1821
16Steve Phillips365
17Harley Jones2 131647
18Andrew Garrard2 132057
19Francis Kelly2 2551
Stew Sage2 3824
Phoebe Tompkins221
Tia Ribbo1 1221
Hannah Winter1 1411
Duncan Cook111
Alex Yu011
Round 1
Sophie Brawn2
(Singles)
2½-4½
→3¼-3¾
Edward Brown5
Marie Moss2
Stew Sage4
(Singles)
2-5
→1½-5½
Christian Gowers3
Zach Bond3
Alexei Newton2
Katherine Drew4
5-2
→5½-1½
Harley Jones7
Phoebe Tompkins1
Lucy Thorne1
Patrick Driscoll7
4-3
→3¾-3¼
Tim Hunt7
Emmy Charalambous0
Hannah Winter1
Paul Moss5
1-6
→1¼-5¾
Nick Inglis6
Jack Murphy1
Steve Phillips5
Natasha Holmes1
6-1
→6½-½
Andrew Garrard7
Tia Ribbo1
Round 2
Andrew Garrard7
Lucy Thorne1
6-1
→4½-2½
Phoebe Tompkins1
Tia Ribbo1
Zach Bond3
Alexei Newton2
4½-2½
→5-2
Nick Inglis6
Ben Risebrow1
Stew Sage4
Sophie Brawn2
2*-5*
→3¼*-3¾*
Harley Jones7
Katherine Drew4
Tim Hunt7
Natasha Holmes1
2½-4½
→2-5
Jack Murphy1
Edward Brown5
Paul Moss5
Emmy Charalambous0
6-1
→6¼-¾
Steve Phillips5
Francis Kelly1
Marie Moss2
Christian Gowers3
3-4
→3¾-3¼
Patrick Driscoll7
Tara Doherty1
Round 3
Marie Moss2
(Singles)
3-4
→3¾-3¼
Holly Smith2
Steve Phillips5
Ben Risebrow1
Tim Hunt7
5-2
→4½-2½
Paul Moss5
Jack Murphy1
Sophie Brawn2
Nick Inglis6
7*-0*
→6½*-½*
Francis Kelly1
Edward Brown5
Round 4
Tim Hunt7
(Singles)
6-1
→3¾-3¼
Christian Gowers3
Alexei Newton2
Edward Brown5
(Singles)
4-3
→3-4
Jack Murphy1
Steve Phillips5
Marie Moss2
Sophie Brawn2
4-3
→4¾-2¼
Tara Doherty1
Nick Inglis6
Holly Smith2
Zach Bond3
1½-5½
→2¼-4¾
Natasha Holmes1
Patrick Driscoll7
Francis Kelly1
Paul Moss5
5½-1½
→6-1
Bertie Politi1
Andrew Garrard7
Round 5
Paul Moss5
(Singles)
4-3
→2½-4½
Marie Moss2
Holly Smith2
Jack Murphy1
(Singles)
6-1
→7-0
Steve Phillips5
Alex Yu1
Katherine Drew4
Zach Bond3
1*-6*
→1½*-5½*
Tim Hunt7
Alexei Newton2
Tara Doherty1
Edward Brown5
5*-2*
→5½*-1½*
Francis Kelly1
Patrick Driscoll7
Bertie Politi1
Harley Jones7
4½-2½
→4¼-2¾
Roisin Eglinton1
Nick Inglis6
Andrew Garrard7
Natasha Holmes1
2-5
→1¼-5¾
Sophie Brawn2
Christian Gowers3
Round 6
Alexei Newton2
Sam Dernie3
4-3
→4¼-2¾
Natasha Holmes1
Paul Moss5
Nick Inglis6
Francis Kelly1
3-4
→3¼-3¾
Patrick Driscoll7
Jack Murphy1
Holly Smith2
Sophie Brawn2
3-4
→3½-3½
Steve Phillips5
Roisin Eglinton1
Tim Hunt7
Duncan Cook1
1-6
→1-6
Tara Doherty1
Andrew Garrard7
Harley Jones7
Marie Moss2
3½-3½
→1¾-5¼
Bertie Politi1
Agnes Jardin1
Christian Gowers3
Katherine Drew4
2*-5*
→1¾*-5¼*
Edward Brown5
Ameena Miah1
The Bombardier Joogs (2023-11-15)
Won by Patrick Barrie & Lucy Thorne:
Emmy Charalambous
Tara Doherty
Abby Hallett
Bertie Politi
2 Jack Murphy
Tia Ribbo
Bertie Politi
Robert Cartwell
Phoebe Tompkins
Joshua Bowden
Jack Murphy
Alice Ward
5
Zach Bond
Alice Ward
Jack Murphy
Tia Ribbo
5 Zach Bond
Robert Cartwell
1 Patrick Barrie
Lucy Thorne
Holly Smith
Lucy Thorne
2
Patrick Barrie
Abby Hallett
Patrick Barrie
Tia Ribbo
6
Francis Kelly
Alex Yu
The Peterhouse Pot (2023-11-08)
Won by Patrick Barrie:
Hannah Winter 0* Zach Bond 7* Zach Bond 0* Patrick Barrie 7*
Zach Bond 7*
Roisin Eglinton 0* Emmy Charalambous 0*
Emmy Charalambous 7*
Francis Kelly 0* Patrick Barrie 7* Patrick Barrie 7*
Patrick Barrie 7*
Alex Yu 0* Jack Murphy 0*
Jack Murphy 7*
Heloise Riley-Smith 0* Holly Smith 7* Holly Smith 0* Sam Dernie 0*
Holly Smith 7*
Tara Doherty 7* Tara Doherty 0*
Phoebe Tompkins 0*
Aryan Chitre 7* Aryan Chitre 0* Sam Dernie 7*
Katie Corrin 0*
Sam Dernie 7* Sam Dernie 7*
Amogh Bhartia 0*
The Paul Thorpe (University Pairs) (2023-11-01)
Won by Patrick and Tia:
Tom & Katherine3 Leilani
Sam
2 Patrick
Tia
Patrick
Tia
6
Leilani & Sam4
Patrick
Tia
5
Bertie & Keir5 Bertie
Keir
Hannah
Roisin
Ben & Lucy Jude2
Hannah
Roisin
Josh & Chilli6 Josh
Chilli
Jack
Tara
5* Jack
Tara
1
Anya & Ann1
Jack & Tara4 Jack
Tara
Francis & Agnes3
Nat & Ameena6 Nat
Ameena
4 Nat
Ameena
2*
Emmy & Phoebe1
Alice
Phoebe
3
The ETwA National Pairs (2023-10-28..29)
Won by Patrick Driscoll and Andy Purvis; the non-qualifiers’ plate was won by Molly Birch and Katherine Drew:

Qualifying Group Apis

vs Jon Mapley
Matthew Rose
Alan Dean
Tim Hunt
Patrick Barrie
Sam Dernie
Dave Lockwood
Max Lockwood
Molly Birch
Katherine Drew
Toby Bruce
Marc Mills
Dominic Seymour
William Roberts
Marcus O’Connor
Matthew Simpson
Total after round Pos’n
1234567
Jon Mapley
Matthew Rose
46666 15½21½27½31½372
Alan Dean
Tim Hunt
665*67*6 7131824303637½1
Patrick Barrie
Sam Dernie
31357*7* 71217½24½25½28½31½3
Dave Lockwood
Max Lockwood
11441*56* 41015161718224
Molly Birch
Katherine Drew
12*236*34 35781215215
Toby Bruce
Marc Mills
16*1*52 6121719206
Dominic Seymour
William Roberts
10*0*2423 013359128
Marcus O’Connor
Matthew Simpson
110*1*354 0123611157

Qualifying Group Bee

vs Patrick Driscoll
Andy Purvis
Harley Jones
Paul Moss
Edward Brown
Andrew Garrard
Nick Inglis
Sarah Knight
Keith Seaman
Francis Kelly
Sophie Brawn
Bertie Politi
Anthony Adamson
Joshua Piper
Sam Clayton
(Singles)
Total after round Pos’n
1234567
Patrick Driscoll
Andy Purvis
6*567*67* 61317½24½30½35½41½1
Harley Jones
Paul Moss
1*1*47*67*4 71320242529303
Edward Brown
Andrew Garrard
26*47*6 611½17243032362
Nick Inglis
Sarah Knight
133536 11½14½19½20½23½26½4
Keith Seaman
Francis Kelly
0*0*633 33369157
Sophie Brawn
Bertie Politi
112154 1210½14½15½6
Anthony Adamson
Joshua Piper
0*0*0*4422 0044610128
Sam Clayton
(Singles)
311435 1211½14½19½5

Non-qualifiers’ Plate

vs Sam Clayton
(Singles)
Molly Birch
Katherine Drew
Sophie Brawn
Bertie Politi
Toby Bruce
Marc Mills
Keith Seaman
Francis Kelly
Marcus O’Connor
Matthew Simpson
Anthony Adamson
Joshua Piper
Dominic Seymour
Matthew Roberts
Total after round Pos’n
1234567
Sam Clayton
(Singles)
16637*3 15½18½24½30½31½2
Molly Birch
Katherine Drew
65657*63 61114212632381
Sophie Brawn
Bertie Politi
1215253 3510151718196
Toby Bruce
Marc Mills
11633 314171819254=
Keith Seaman
Francis Kelly
422466 46812182429½3
Marcus O’Connor
Matthew Simpson
0*542* 88121415½7
Anthony Adamson
Joshua Piper
0*12134 112½8
Dominic Seymour
William Roberts
444415*3 4812161722254=

In underlined games, Bertie Politi played singles.


Final

vs Patrick Driscoll
Andy Purvis
Alan Dean
Tim Hunt
Edward Brown
Andrew Garrard
Jon Mapley
Matthew Rose
Harley Jones
Paul Moss
Patrick Barrie
Sam Dernie
Nick Inglis
Sarah Knight
Dave Lockwood
Max Lockwood
Total after round Pos’n
1234567
Patrick Driscoll
Andy Purvis
6*67*62 79152123½29½341
Alan Dean
Tim Hunt
332*53 511½14½17½206=
Edward Brown
Andrew Garrard
1*41*1646* 61213172122234=
Jon Mapley
Matthew Rose
46*6*364 612151923½27½33½2
Harley Jones
Paul Moss
161*25 112½13½18½20½234=
Patrick Barrie
Sam Dernie
0*5*1445 01510141923½3
Nick Inglis
Sarah Knight
1231535 23471015206=
Dave Lockwood
Max Lockwood
541*3222 1610131517198
IFTwA World Pairs 48 (2023-10-27)
Retained by Jon Mapley & Matthew Rose (substituting for Larry Kahn):
Round1234567
Jon Mapley
Matthew Rose
Total:7814192425
341*655*1*
Patrick Driscoll
Andy Purvis
436*122*6*
Total:71314161824
The Nick Leaton Novices’ Trophy (2023-10-25)
Won by Alex Yu and Phoebe:
Jago & Iona2 Amogh
Aryan
5 Amogh
Aryan
1 Alex Yu
Phoebe
6
Amogh & Aryan5
Stefanie & Eoghan Stefanie
Eoghan
2
Katherine Perry & Polina
Alex Yu & Phoebe5 Alex Yu
Phoebe
Alex Yu
Phoebe
6
Mia & Ben2
Tia & Saksham Tia
Sacksham
Robert & Kate
Abir & Jedidiah5 Abir
Jedidiah
3 Chloe
Medwin
3 Greg
Julia
1
Joseph & Rosa2
Hanna & Lucy2 Chloe
Medwin
4
Chloe & Medwin5
Greg & Julia Greg
Julia
Greg
Julia
4
Rebecca & Anya & Jack
Agnes & Katie & Alice Tara
Nat
Tara & Nat
The NATwA Pairs (2023-10-14)
Won by Dave Lockwood and Jon Lockwood.
The Jubilee Trophy (ETwA singles challenge) (2023-10-13)
Retained by Patrick Driscoll over Katherine Drew:
Round1234
Patrick Driscoll
(Champion)
Total:111719
5662*
Katherine Drew
(Challenger)
2115*
Total:349
The Brighton Invitational (2023-09-30..2023-10-01)
Won by Harley Jones:
Partnering... Harley Jones Natasha Holmes Katherine Drew Patrick Barrie Patrick Driscoll Marc Mills Molly Birch Toby Bruce Total after round Pos’n
1234567
Harley Jones 37*7*57*6 14½17½24½30½37½1
Natasha Holmes 2450*0* 121616168
Katherine Drew 327*250*2 579121219215=
Patrick Barrie 7*47*534 14½18½22½29½34½2
Patrick Driscoll 7*5214 13½182526283
Marc Mills 55510*3 5101012½15½16½21½4
Molly Birch 7*0*0*30*2 25516½7
Toby Bruce 60*24432 268121521215=
The London Open (2023-09-10)
Won by Tim Hunt & Ben Fairbairn:
vs Ben Fairbairn
Tim Hunt
Michael Higham
Tony Ren
Harley Jones
Katherine Drew
Patrick Driscoll
Abraham Christi
Nick Inglis
Mike Wilkins
Toby Bruce
Molly Birch
Bertie Politi
Alexei Newton
Marc Mills
Andrew Milligan
Total after round Pos’n
1234567
Ben Fairbairn
Tim Hunt
662*47*6 11½18½22½24½30½36½1
Michael Higham
Tony Ren
11*231*4 10½12½13½6
Harley Jones
Katherine Drew
16*53666 61215212728322
Patrick Driscoll
Abraham Christi
5*525*5*5 12½17½22½27½29½3
Nick Inglis
Mike Wilkins
3441*7* 12½15½22½27284
Toby Bruce
Molly Birch
6*12*6*6*2 10½16½18½24½5
Bertie Politi
Alexei Newton
0*12*1* 127
Marc Mills
Andrew Milligan
13120*5 12577128
The Golden Squidger (2023-08-13)
Retained by Patrick Driscoll and Harley Jones:
Round1234
Patrick Driscoll
Harley Jones
Total:111724
56*6*7*
Daniel Winebar
Ben Fairbairn
21*1*0*
Total:344
The Golden Squidger (2023-08-13)
Retained by Patrick Driscoll and Harley Jones:
Round1234
Patrick Driscoll
Harley Jones
Total:91521
5466*
Tim Hunt
Natasha Holmes
2311*
Total:567
The ETwA Teams of Four (2023-08-12)
Won by Team Megan:
A-ZMeganNorfolk & FuckersA-Z
Round 1 Edward Brown5
Tim Hunt7
1-6
¼-6¾
Harley Jones6
Katherine Drew3
Natasha Holmes0
Megan Vaughan0
0*-7*
2-5
Nick Inglis6
Sam Clayton2
Patrick Driscoll7
Bertie Politi1
1-6
¾-6¼
Alan Dean6
Zach Bond1
Round 2 Alan Dean6
Zach Bond1
6-1
4¼-2¾
Natasha Holmes0
Megan Vaughan0
17¼ Harley Jones6
Katherine Drew3
6-1
5¾-1¼
Nick Inglis6
Sam Clayton2
9 Patrick Driscoll7
Bertie Politi1
1-6
2-5
Edward Brown5
Tim Hunt7
15¾
Round 3 Edward Brown5
Tim Hunt7
6-1
3-4
Natasha Holmes0
Megan Vaughan0
27¼ Harley Jones6
Katherine Drew3
6*-1*
6-1
Patrick Driscoll7
Sam Clayton2
12⅓ Nick Inglis6
Bertie Politi1
2⅓-4⅔
2⅓-4⅔
Alan Dean6
Zach Bond1
23512
Round 4 Alan Dean6
Zach Bond1
1-6
1½-5½
Harley Jones6
Katherine Drew3
36 Natasha Holmes0
Megan Vaughan0
1-6
3¼-3¾
Patrick Driscoll7
Sam Clayton2
18⅓ Nick Inglis6
Bertie Politi1
1-6
2¼-4¾
Edward Brown5
Tim Hunt7
29⅔
Round 5 Edward Brown5
Alan Dean6
2*-5*
1½-5½
Harley Jones6
Katherine Drew3
46¼ Natasha Holmes0
Megan Vaughan0
4-3
4¾-2¼
Bertie Politi1
Sam Clayton2
23⅓ Patrick Driscoll7
Nick Inglis6
4-3
2¾-4¼
Tim Hunt7
Zach Bond1
35512
Round 6 Tim Hunt7
Zach Bond1
6-1
4-3
Natasha Holmes0
Megan Vaughan0
52¾ Harley Jones6
Katherine Drew3
5-2
3½-3½
Bertie Politi1
Sam Clayton2
27⅓ Patrick Driscoll7
Nick Inglis6
1-6
½-6½
Edward Brown5
Alan Dean6
451112
Round 7 Edward Brown5
Alan Dean6
4½-2½
1¾-5¼
Natasha Holmes0
Megan Vaughan0
58¾ Harley Jones6
Katherine Drew3
1*-6*
¾-6¼
Patrick Driscoll7
Bertie Politi1
34712 Nick Inglis6
Sam Clayton2
1-6
1-6
Tim Hunt7
Zach Bond1
53⅔
Round 8 Tim Hunt7
Zach Bond1
3-4
3¼-3¾
Harley Jones6
Katherine Drew3
65½ Natasha Holmes0
Megan Vaughan0
1-6
3-4
Patrick Driscoll7
Bertie Politi1
42⅓ Nick Inglis6
Sam Clayton2
3-4
3¾-3¼
Edward Brown5
Alan Dean6
60⅙
The Jubilee Trophy (ETwA singles challenge) (2023-06-25)
Retained by Patrick Driscoll over Harley Jones:
Round12345
Patrick Driscoll
(Champion)
Total:10⅔12⅙13⅙18⅔
64⅔1
Harley Jones
(Challenger)
12⅓6
Total:3⅓8⅚14⅚16⅓

Easter Term 2023

The Muscovy Duck (2023-06-17)
Won by Bertie Politi, with Patrick Driscoll runner up (and awarded a prize for spraying a bottle of cava into a punt full of tourists).
Bertie was additionally elected to Publicity Officer and Maja to Assistant Secretary.
The Charles Relle Trophy (2023-06-14)
Won by Zach Bond (in as much as it wasn’t traditionally won by Stew).
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (2023-06-07)
Won by Patrick Barrie:
Patrick Barrie 7* Patrick Barrie 6
Holly Smith 6 Holly Smith 0*
Romy Negrin 1
Edward Brown 6 Edward Brown 6 Edward Brown 1
Bertie Politi 1
Sam Dernie 7* Sam Dernie 1
Chili Qin 0*
The Paul Thorpe (2023-05-31)
Won by Patrick Barrie and Bertie Politi:
Patrick Barrie
Bertie Politi
6
Zach Bond
Emmy Charalambous
1
The Cuppers final was won by Carnovsky Cats, 18½-9½.
The AGM (2023-05-25)
See the Committee page for election updates, and the Constitution page for changes
Awards:
The Uri Gellar Spoon for bending the rules:
Dave Lockwood for a protocol faux pas for telling Sam Dernie about Larry’s divorce before asking Sam’s name (and telling Emmy without ever asking her name)
The Anne Austin Memorial Scarf for the most spectacular vomit:
Gabby Watson for the incident at the 2022 Club dinner, which was so spectacular that it still counts a year later
Niall Mackay memorial scarf for the most embarrassing novice mistake:
Reuben: “In his second week in ’spoons we got wankered and he regained consciousness several miles outside Cambridge in a field. He tried to climb over the fence, failed, eventually got over the fence, fell in the Cam twice, got in a taxi, realised he didn’t have his wallet, the taxi driver took pity on him and gave him a lift anyway. He got back to Cambridge around 5am.”
The Junior Treasurer’s “if I had all the money I’ve spent on drink, I’d spend it on drink” cashbox for the most tight-fisted winker:
Bertie for religious or racial reasons (“Bertie — for general stinginess, not religious or racial reasons” was rejected)
The Whitebait-beached-whale/beached-whale-whitebait combo memorial trophy for the biggest fining qwxcl:
Maja for only incurring 28 fines while reading the minutes of last year’s AGM
The Varsity Match (2023-05-20)
Won by Cambridge, 75½-36½:

Oxford

Cambridge

William Roberts
Dominic Seymour
Matthew Simpson
Marcus O’Connor
Héloïse Picolet
Anthony Adamson
Maeve Burton
Maeve Dever
Total
Bertie Politi
Romy Negrin

2

5

2

5

5

2

17½
Seung Jun Rhee
Sam Dernie

3

4

0*

7*

1*

6*

0*

7*

24
Sam Clayton
Chizzy Zimphango

0*

7*

2*

5*

3

4

18½
Maja Seremak
Holly Smith

3

4

3

4

2

5

15½
Total 14 5 11

75½

36½

Round 1Round 2Round 3Round 4

Ardeel Hussain substituted for Matthew Simpson in rounds 2 and 3, and Maeve Dever in round 4.

Rantings have been updated and photos have been uploaded.

The Paul Thorpe (2023-05-17)
Turned into a practice session for the Varsity Match.
The Peterhouse Pot (2023-05-10)
Won by Patrick Barrie:
Edward Brown 7* Edward Brown 0* Patrick Barrie 7*
Maja Seremak 2* Megan Vaughan 0*
Megan Vaughan 5*
Patrick Barrie 7* Patrick Barrie 7* Patrick Barrie 7*
Bertie Politi 0*
Emmy Charalambous 5* Emmy Charalambous 0*
Romy Negrin 2*
Mario 0* Jack Murphy 1* Sam Clayton 0* Sam Dernie 0*
Jack Murphy 7*
SJ Rhee 0* Sam Clayton 6*
Sam Clayton 7*
Sam Dernie 7* Sam Dernie 7* Sam Dernie 7*
Ben Munton 0*
Amey Madkaikar 7* Amey Madkaikar 0*
Holly Smith 0*
The Bombardier Joogs (2023-05-03)
Won by Maja Seremak & Patrick Barrie:
Sam Clayton
Justin
2 Emmy Charalambous
Holly Smith
3 Maja Seremak
Patrick Barrie
7*
Emmy Charalambous
Holly Smith
5
Riyaan Yesudian
Amey Madkaikar
Maja Seremak
Hannah Winter
4
Patrick Barrie
Mario
SJ Rhee
Jack Murphy
0* Sam Dernie
Mario
3 Hannah Winter
Bertie Politi
0*
Maja Seremak
Hannah Winter
7*
Bertie Politi
Sam Dernie
Patrick Barrie
Bertie Politi
4
ETwA National Singles (2023-04-22..23)
Won by Patrick Barrie:
Big LeagueTotalPPG
1Tim Hunt39547
2Andrew Garrard36½5314
3Matthew Rose34467
4Christian Gowers25347
5Keith Seaman23½3514
6Nick Inglis213
7Alexei Newton15217
8Adam Smith227
A B C D E F G H Total
A: Matthew Rose 5*15*4667*34
B: Tim Hunt 2* 6666*67*39
C: Andrew Garrard 61 67*67*36½
D: Nick Inglis 2*11 4337*21
E: Keith Seaman 313 61623½
F: Alexei Newton 11*0*41 2615
G: Christian Gowers 111465 7*25
H: Adam Smith 0*0*0*0*110* 2

Little LeagueTotalPPG
1Patrick Barrie35556
2Paul Moss27412
3Dave Lockwood26½4512
4Steve Phillips22323
5Alan Dean21312
6Sophie Brawn11½11112
7Dean Griffin423
A B C D E F G Total
A: Patrick Barrie 56666635
B: Dave Lockwood 2 646626½
C: Alan Dean 11 2467*21
D: Paul Moss 15 5627
E: Steve Phillips 1332 67*22
F: Sophie Brawn 1111 6*11½
G: Dean Griffin 110*10*1* 4

FinalTotalPPG
1Patrick Barrie37½5514
2Tim Hunt34½41314
3Matthew Rose32447
4Dave Lockwood284
5Andrew Garrard22½3314
6Paul Moss17237
7Steve Phillips16227
8Christian Gowers8½1314
A B C D E F G H Total
A: Patrick Barrie 6567*37½
B: Tim Hunt 63666634½
C: Andrew Garrard 11 154522½
D: Matthew Rose 46 165*32
E: Paul Moss 12 15517
F: Dave Lockwood 21366 4628
G: Steve Phillips 112123 616
H: Christian Gowers 0*12*211
ETwA National Singles Plate (2023-04-23)
Won by Katherine Drew:
Pos’nNamePPGPlayedH’capOrig H’cap
1Katherine Drew5253243
Harley Jones43427
Marc Mills414133
2Bertie Politi418400
Alex Fairclough411231
3Alan Dean311647
4Marie Moss23132433
5Alexei Newton2193243
6Sam Clayton21823
Sam Dernie12234
Round 1
Alex Fairclough1
Katherine Drew3
6-1
→6¾-¼
Alexei Newton3
Sam Dernie4
Marie Moss3
Harley Jones7
6-1
→5¼-1¾
Alan Dean7
Bertie Politi0
Round 2
Alexei Newton
Katherine Drew
6-1
→6¼-¾
Marie Moss
Sam Dernie
Alex Fairclough
Alan Dean
3-4
→2¾-4¼
Bertie Politi
Harley Jones
Round 3
Marc Mills3
Alan Dean
5½-1½
→4¼-2¾
Alex Fairclough
Marie Moss3
Bertie Politi
Katherine Drew4
6-1
→658-38
Sam Clayton3
Alexei Newton3
Round 4
Marie Moss3
(Singles)
4-3
→318-378
Sam Clayton
Bertie Politi0
Alexei Newton
(Singles)
2-5
→3½-3½
Alan Dean
Katherine Drew
The Geoff Thorpe Trophy (ETwA National Novices’ Singles) (2023-04-22)
Won by Sam Clayton:
By positionTotalPPG
1Sam Clayton29456
2Sam Dernie27½4712
3Bertie Politi183
4Emmy Charalambous9½1712
A B C D A B C D Total
A: Bertie Politi 123 237*18
B: Sam Dernie 6 35 3627½
C: Sam Clayton 54 7*44 529
D: Emmy Charalambous 40* 0*12
IFTwA World Singles 74 (2023-04-21)
Won by Matthew Rose:
Round123456
Matthew Rose
(Champion)
Total:14½202426
46*42
Dave Lockwood
(Challenger)
31*35
Total:81116
The Jubilee Trophy (ETwA singles challenge) (2023-04-01)
Won by Patrick Driscoll off Tim Hunt:
Tim Hunt162114½
Patrick Driscoll615620½

Lent Term 2023

The Charles Relle Trophy (Ides of March — 2023-03-15)
Potting contest to determine the assassination squad:
Qualified assassinBenched assassin
Zach BondRomy Negrin
Patrick BarrieMaja Seremak
Holly SmithSJ Rhee
JudeEdward Brown
Emmy CharalambousRobbie Ackerman
Lexi GalsworthyBen Munton
Toby BruceJago Goodband
Chilli QinStella
Katherine DrewHarley Jones
Successfully stabbed Caesar: Patrick, Jude, Holly, Kat.
New Emperor (penguin): Patrick.
IFTwA World Singles 73 (2023-03-11)
Won by Matthew Rose:
Round1234567
Patrick Barrie
(Champion)
Total:71118192223
5247*1*31*
Matthew Rose
(Challenger)
2530*6*46*
Total:71010162026
Match statistics
Round 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
MR PB MR PB MR PB MR PB MR PB MR PB MR PB
2 5 5 2 3 4 0* 7* 6* 1* 4 3 6* 1*
BRGY GYBR BRGY GYBR BRGY GYBR BRGY
#Shots: 24252825 22231921 23232223 97711 10151011 27232425 11777
Total (s): 568603583626 693594518516 640499444587 1587582122 151165179154 603391586593 1297210290
Mean (s): 23.724.120.825.0 31.525.827.324.6 27.821.720.225.5 17.610.811.711.1 15.111.017.914.0 22.317.024.423.7 11.810.314.612.9
σ (s): 44.137.919.021.9 27.124.425.815.0 32.816.311.815.3 19.67.67.25.9 12.28.411.110.9 23.023.118.623.8 13.67.57.86.6
Median (s): 12.012.615.118.4 22.418.316.020.9 13.819.916.124.6 8.86.77.78.9 8.87.017.19.9 14.78.915.617.8 9.16.010.810.8
Longest (s): 2251999998 10010610055 125665462 60262324 37334537 11311178127 51232424
90% (s): 30.234.835.658.8 72.167.156.443.6 80.640.134.846.3 ---- 28.023.124.629.0 43.831.253.335.5 16.4---
Longest
pair (s):
245225136161 183138140107 2199287102 99424444 63516150 134121119150 67404744
# >30s: 3456 9666 6556 2000 1111 5396 1000
# >1m: 1112 4320 4102 1000 0000 1121 0000

Key

#Shots
The total number of shots the colour played during the game (excluding the squidge-off).
Total (s)
The total time in seconds elapsed during this colour’s shot time.
Mean (s)
The total shot time in seconds divided by the number of shots for this colour. Indicates the average rate at which the player gets through shots.
σ (s)
The standard deviation of the shot time for this colour. Indicates how consistent the shot time is.
Median (s)
For odd numbers of shots, the duration of the shot with the same number of shots faster and slow than it, in seconds. For even numbers, the average of the two middle values. Indicates how long a typical shot might take (ignoring outliers).
Longest (s)
The longest single shot time in this game by this colour in seconds.
90% (s)
If the shot times are sorted, the time nearest to 90% of the way through the list, in seconds. Indicates that most shots take this long or less. (Needs 10 shots to calculate.)
Longest pair (s)
The total of two consecutive shots by this colour, in seconds. Indicates rate of consistent slow play, rather than a single slow shot.
# >30s
Number of “moderately slow” shots that take longer than 30 seconds.
# >1m
Number of “very slow” shots that take longer than a minute.
The Manchester & Somerset Society (University Singles) Trophy (2023-03-09)
Won by Patrick Barrie:
Meghan Vaughan 0* Patrick Barrie 7* Patrick Barrie 6
Patrick Barrie 7*
Robbie Ackerman 0*
Bertie Politi 1 Zach Bond 1
Zach Bond 6
The ETwA National Handicapped Individual Pairs (NHIPper) (2023-03-05)
Won by Tim Hunt:
Pos’nNamePPGPlayedExpertiseH’cap
1Tim Hunt4477Expert7
Sam Dernie4382Novice2
2Patrick Barrie49287Expert7
3Sam Clayton43147Intermediate2
3 =Sophie Brawn43147Intermediate2
Holly Smith4163Novice1
5Harley Jones4177Expert6
6Edward Brown47Expert5
7Romy Negrin3577Novice0
8Hilary Bexfield315287Novice0
9Emmy Charalambous3127Novice0
9 =Nick Inglis3127Expert6
Zach Bond3122Intermediate2
Marc Mills3136Intermediate2
11Paul Moss37246Expert5
12Marie Moss3277Intermediate2
Patrick Driscoll3144Expert7
13Chilli Qin3177Novice1
14Katherine Drew37Intermediate3
15Alexei Newton217246Intermediate3
16Andrew Garrard29147Expert7
17Bertie Politi2166Novice1
Round 1
Tim Hunt (7)
Sam Clayton (2)
3½-3½
→4¼-2¾
Harley Jones (6)
(Singles)
Katherine Drew (3)
Emmy Charalambous (0)
3-4
→3¼-3¾
Marc Mills (2)
(Singles)
Edward Brown (5)
Sophie Brawn (2)
4-3
→4-3
Nick Inglis (6)
Holly Smith (1)
Marie Moss (2)
Chilli Qin (1)
4-3
→4½-2½
Paul Moss (5)
Hilary Bexfield (0)
Patrick Barrie (7)
Romy Negrin (0)
5-2
→5¼-1¾
Andrew Garrard (7)
Bertie Politi (1)
Round 2
Andrew Garrard (7)
Hilary Bexfield (0)
2*-5*
→1¼*-5¾*
Sam Clayton (2)
Sophie Brawn (2)
Katherine Drew (3)
Zach Bond (2)
2-5
→2½-4½
Harley Jones (6)
Holly Smith (1)
Bertie Politi (1)
Patrick Barrie (7)
5-2
→4¼-2¾
Edward Brown (5)
Emmy Charalambous (0)
Marie Moss (2)
Nick Inglis (6)
4-3
→3¾-3¼
Romy Negrin (0)
Tim Hunt (7)
Paul Moss (5)
Chilli Qin (1)
5-2
→4¾-2¼
Alexei Newton (3)
Marc Mills (2)
Round 3
Andrew Garrard (7)
Chilli Qin (1)
2½-4½
→2-5
Edward Brown (5)
Holly Smith (1)
Emmy Charalambous (0)
Patrick Barrie (7)
3-4
→2¾-4¼
Romy Negrin (0)
Harley Jones (6)
Hilary Bexfield (0)
Tim Hunt (7)
6-1
→5½-1½
Marc Mills (2)
Katherine Drew (3)
Bertie Politi (1)
Paul Moss (5)
3-4
→2½-4½
Sam Clayton (2)
Zach Bond (2)
Sophie Brawn (2)
Nick Inglis (6)
5*-2*
→4¼*-2¾*
Alexei Newton (3)
Marie Moss (2)
Round 4
Katherine Drew (3)
(Singles)
2*-5*
→2¼*-4¾*
Patrick Driscoll (7)
Emmy Charalambous (0)
Sam Clayton (2)
(Singles)
2½-4½
→3½-3½
Chilli Qin (1)
Patrick Barrie (7)
Sophie Brawn (2)
(Singles)
1*-6*
→1¾*-5¼*
Marc Mills (2)
Edward Brown (5)
Tim Hunt (7)
Marie Moss (2)
5-2
→4½-2½
Andrew Garrard (7)
Romy Negrin (0)
Alexei Newton (3)
Nick Inglis (6)
6-1
→5¼-1¾
Harley Jones (6)
Hilary Bexfield (0)
Round 5
Marie Moss (2)
Paul Moss (5)
1½-5½
→2-5
Patrick Driscoll (7)
Marc Mills (2)
Alexei Newton (3)
Bertie Politi (1)
1-6
→1¼-5¾
Edward Brown (5)
Romy Negrin (0)
Harley Jones (6)
Sophie Brawn (2)
6*-1*
→5¾*-1¼*
Nick Inglis (6)
Chilli Qin (1)
Sam Dernie (2)
Tim Hunt (7)
5-2
→4-3
Sam Clayton (2)
Katherine Drew (3)
Hilary Bexfield (0)
Patrick Barrie (7)
4-3
→4-3
Emmy Charalambous (0)
Andrew Garrard (7)
Round 6
Emmy Charalambous (0)
Andrew Garrard (7)
2-5
→2¼-4¾
Chilli Qin (1)
Tim Hunt (7)
Patrick Driscoll (7)
Bertie Politi (1)
1-6
→2-5
Nick Inglis (6)
Harley Jones (6)
Patrick Barrie (7)
Sam Dernie (2)
6-1
→4¾-2¼
Marc Mills (2)
Sophie Brawn (2)
Romy Negrin (0)
Paul Moss (5)
3-4
→3-4
Hilary Bexfield (0)
Edward Brown (5)
Marie Moss (2)
Sam Clayton (2)
3-4
→3½-3½
Katherine Drew (3)
Alexei Newton (3)
Round 7
Marie Moss (2)
(Singles)
1-6
→2-5
Harley Jones (6)
Sam Clayton (2)
Alexei Newton (3)
(Singles)
1-6
→1¼-5¾
Tim Hunt (7)
Emmy Charalambous (0)
Hilary Bexfield (0)
Andrew Garrard (7)
6-1
→5¾-1¼
Edward Brown (5)
Bertie Politi (1)
Sophie Brawn (2)
Patrick Barrie (7)
6-1
→5¾-1¼
Patrick Driscoll (7)
Chilli Qin (1)
Katherine Drew (3)
Paul Moss (5)
5½-1½
→5-2
Nick Inglis (6)
Romy Negrin (0)
The Bertie Politi/Reuben Price Deathmatch (2023-03-01)
Won by Bertie in a potting tie-breaker, after a 3½-3½ normal game.
The M&S was not held due to lack of equipment.
The Half Life (2023-02-25)
Won by Sam Clayton (now decided by total handicapped score):
Pos’nNameTotalPPGPlayedH’cap
1Sam Clayton18¾4111642
2Edward Brown18½45845
3Andrew Garrard1741447
4Bertie Politi1431241
5Hilary Bexfield13½33840
6Harley Jones1331446
7Chilli Qin10¼291641
8Patrick Barrie9¾271647
9Joe Smith II7¼251230
Round 1
Bertie Politi (1)
(Singles)
2-5
→3¼-3¾
Joe Smith II (0)
Andrew Garrard (7)
Sam Clayton (2)
(Singles)
4-3
→4¾-2¼
Hilary Bexfield (0)
Patrick Barrie (7)
Chilli Qin (1)
(Singles)
0*-7*
→2¼*-4¾*
Edward Brown (5)
Harley Jones (6)
Round 2
Chilli Qin (1)
Patrick Barrie (7)
2-5
→1¾-5¼
Hilary Bexfield (0)
Andrew Garrard (7)
Bertie Politi (1)
Harley Jones (6)
1½-5½
→1½-5½
Sam Clayton (2)
Edward Brown (5)
Round 3
Hilary Bexfield (0)
(Singles)
1-6
→3-4
Bertie Politi (1)
Andrew Garrard (7)
Edward Brown (5)
(Singles)
6*-1*
→5¼*-1¾*
Patrick Barrie (7)
Joe Smith II (0)
Harley Jones (6)
(Singles)
6-1
→3¾-3¼
Chilli Qin (1)
Sam Clayton (2)
Round 4
Andrew Garrard (7)
(Singles)
6-1
→4-3
Chilli Qin (1)
Edward Brown (5)
Patrick Barrie (7)
(Singles)
6*-1*
→4*-3*
Hilary Bexfield (0)
Harley Jones (6)
Joe Smith II (0)
(Singles)
1-6
→1¾-5¼
Bertie Politi (1)
Sam Clayton (2)
The Bombardier Joogs (2023-02-22)
Won by Sam Clayton and Patrick Barrie:
Maja Seremak
Zach Bond
2 Sam Clayton
Patrick Barrie
6
Sam Clayton
Kevin
5
SJ Rhee
Holly Smith
2* Kevin
Reuben Price
1
Patrick Barrie
Reuben Price
5*
The Cambridge Open (2023-02-18..19)
Won by Tim Hunt:
Pos’nNamePPGPlayed
Seung Jun Rhee61
Matthew Rose59105
1Tim Hunt51312
2Patrick Barrie511010
Patrick Driscoll4566
3Harley Jones43412
Daniel Barnett4122
Zach Bond4122
Sam Dernie4255
4Paul Moss431111
5Andrew Garrard41812
Riyaan Yesudian42
6Edward Brown37812
Justin Heitzman325488
Stew Sage3136
7 =Alasdair Grant3137212
7 =Sophie Brawn3137212
Katherine Drew3177
9Marie Moss31912
10Nick Inglis311
Nicky Collins31
11Steve Phillips2232412
12Alan Dean2111212
Natasha Holmes213155
Bertie Politi27126
13Sam Clayton2132412
Chilli Qin2124
Dannish Babar2133
Emmy Charalambous23105
Jack Murphy2144
Delia Guillbert23168
Edward Green23
Holly Smith22
Romy Negrin129305
Amey Madkaikar1342
Maja Seremak12
Megan Vaughan11
Round 1
Steve Phillips
Natasha Holmes
2⅓ - 4⅔ Justin Heitzman
Alasdair Grant
Harley Jones
Amey Madkaikar
2½ - 4½ Alan Dean
(Singles)
Sophie Brawn
Paul Moss
6 - 1 Marie Moss
Sam Clayton
Patrick Barrie
Edward Brown
6 - 1 Katherine Drew
Delia Guillbert
Tim Hunt
Patrick Driscoll
6 - 1 Bertie Politi
Nick Inglis
Andrew Garrard
Zach Bond
5 - 2 Stew Sage
Riyaan Yesudian
Round 2
Paul Moss
Alan Dean
5 - 2 Nick Inglis
Steve Phillips
Harley Jones
Sam Clayton
6 - 1 Delia Guillbert
Amey Madkaikar
Emmy Charalambous
Bertie Politi
1 - 6 Justin Heitzman
Riyaan Yesudian
Edward Brown
Zach Bond
4 - 3 Alasdair Grant
Natasha Holmes
Sophie Brawn
Stew Sage
2 - 5 Tim Hunt
Katherine Drew
Andrew Garrard
Patrick Driscoll
0* - 7* Marie Moss
Patrick Barrie
Round 3
Katherine Drew
Jack Murphy
4 - 3 Delia Guillbert
Chilli Qin
Andrew Garrard
Sophie Brawn
4½ - 2½ Steve Phillips
Alasdair Grant
Edward Brown
Sam Clayton
4 - 3 Justin Heitzman
(Singles)
Tim Hunt
Alan Dean
2 - 5 Patrick Barrie
(Singles)
Harley Jones
Emmy Charalambous
4½ - 2½ Marie Moss
(Singles)
Round 4
Sam Clayton
(Singles)
2 - 5 Edward Brown
Andrew Garrard
Marie Moss
Steve Phillips
2 - 5 Katherine Drew
Nick Inglis
Harley Jones
Tim Hunt
7* - 0* Alasdair Grant
Jack Murphy
Emmy Charalambous
Alan Dean
4 - 3 Edward Green
Sophie Brawn
Paul Moss
Patrick Barrie
5½ - 1½ Delia Guillbert
Justin Heitzman
Round 5
Delia Guillbert
Sophie Brawn
1 - 6 Harley Jones
Justin Heitzman
Sam Clayton
Tim Hunt
6 - 1 Emmy Charalambous
Katherine Drew
Alasdair Grant
Andrew Garrard
1 - 6 Paul Moss
Patrick Driscoll
Stew Sage
Marie Moss
2 - 5 Steve Phillips
Patrick Barrie
Alan Dean
Maja Seremak
1 - 6 Seung Jun Rhee
Edward Brown
Nick Inglis
Natasha Holmes
5 - 2 Edward Green
Jack Murphy
Round 6
Tim Hunt
Nick Inglis
6 - 1 Natasha Holmes
Sophie Brawn
Steve Phillips
Sam Clayton
1 - 6 Patrick Driscoll
Harley Jones
Patrick Barrie
Andrew Garrard
6 - 1 Edward Green
Edward Brown
Justin Heitzman
Jack Murphy
3 - 4 Alasdair Grant
Katherine Drew
Stew Sage
Bertie Politi
6 - 1 Emmy Charalambous
Delia Guillbert
Dannish Babar
Alan Dean
1 - 6 Marie Moss
Paul Moss
Round 7
Edward Brown
Holly Smith
4 - 3 Harley Jones
Alasdair Grant
Matthew Rose
Andrew Garrard
6 - 1 Nick Inglis
Paul Moss
Sam Clayton
Justin Heitzman
1 - 6 Steve Phillips
Dannish Babar
Patrick Driscoll
Delia Guillbert
5 - 2 Sophie Brawn
Alan Dean
Chilli Qin
Marie Moss
1 - 6 Stew Sage
Tim Hunt
Round 8
Andrew Garrard
(Singles)
4 - 3 Harley Jones
Alan Dean
Paul Moss
Edward Brown
1 - 6 Sam Dernie
Patrick Driscoll
Alasdair Grant
Nick Inglis
5* - 2* Katherine Drew
Stew Sage
Tim Hunt
Matthew Rose
7* - 0* Holly Smith
Dannish Babar
Romy Negrin
Marie Moss
2⅓ - 4⅔ Sophie Brawn
Steve Phillips
Delia Guillbert
Sam Clayton
4 - 3 Justin Heitzman
Natasha Holmes
Round 9
Tim Hunt
(Singles)
5* - 2* Paul Moss
Andrew Garrard
Patrick Barrie
Daniel Barnett
3 - 4 Steve Phillips
Edward Brown
Sophie Brawn
Marie Moss
6 - 1 Sam Clayton
Chilli Qin
Alasdair Grant
Megan Vaughan
1 - 6 Matthew Rose
Harley Jones
Nick Inglis
Romy Negrin
1 - 6 Sam Dernie
Alan Dean
Round 10
Edward Brown
(Singles)
5½ - 1½ Nick Inglis
Marie Moss
Sam Clayton
Alasdair Grant
1 - 6 Tim Hunt
Patrick Barrie
Chilli Qin
Harley Jones
5 - 2 Romy Negrin
Steve Phillips
Bertie Politi
Alan Dean
1½ - 5½ Matthew Rose
Paul Moss
Sophie Brawn
Sam Dernie
1 - 6 Andrew Garrard
Daniel Barnett
Round 11
Harley Jones
(Singles)
4 - 3 Sam Dernie
Paul Moss
Sophie Brawn
(Singles)
1 - 6 Bertie Politi
Alasdair Grant
Nicky Collins
Steve Phillips
3 - 4 Alan Dean
Andrew Garrard
Edward Brown
Tim Hunt
2* - 5* Matthew Rose
Marie Moss
Sam Clayton
Nick Inglis
2½ - 4½ Romy Negrin
Patrick Barrie
Round 12
Paul Moss
(Singles)
6 - 1 Maja Seremak
Marie Moss
Steve Phillips
(Singles)
1 - 6 Sophie Brawn
Tim Hunt
Alasdair Grant
(Singles)
7* - 0* Romy Negrin
Bertie Politi
Edward Brown
Harley Jones
4 - 3 Patrick Barrie
Nick Inglis
Sam Clayton
Alan Dean
1 - 6 Sam Dernie
Andrew Garrard
The Paul Thorpe (University Pairs) (2023-02-08)
Won by Sam Clayton and Reuben Price, 4½-2½ over Patrick Barrie and Robbie Ackerman
The Peterhouse Pot (2023-02-01)
Won by Patrick Barrie:
Maja Seremak 0* Sam Clayton 1* Patrick Barrie 7*
Sam Clayton 7*
Patrick Barrie 7* Patrick Barrie 6*
Zach Bond 0*
Sam Dernie 7* Sam Dernie 7* Sam Dernie 0*
Holly Smith +
Hannah Winter coalition
0*
Grace Hanley 1 Bertie Politi 0*
Bertie Politi 6
The NATwA Singles (2023-01-14)
Won by Dave Lockwood:
vs David
Lockwood
Jonathan
Lockwood
Benjamin
Lockwood
Alexandra
Lockwood-Simpson
Justin
Simpson
Hannah
Roberts
Total
Dave 7*7*7*30
Jon 57*7*27
Ben 17*7*19
Alex 0*267*7*22
Justin 0*0*0*0*0*0
Hannah 0*0*0*0*7*7

Additional games:

Round67
David
Lockwood
3236
54
Jonathan
Lockwood
53
3235
The Somerset Invitation (2023-01-03..04)
Won by Andrew Garrard:
Pos’nPlayerTotalPPG
1A: Andrew Garrard72445
2B: Tim Hunt68½41730
3C: Harley Jones59½32930
4D: Nick Inglis46½3110
5E: Toby Bruce372715
6F: Stew Sage31½2110
Round 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
Pairs F
A
C
D
D
B
F
E
F
C
A
B
A
E
D
F
B
F
E
C
E
B
F
A
C
A
D
B
D
E
F
C
B
C
A
E
A
D
B
F
C
D
E
B
F
E
C
A
A
B
D
E
D
F
B
C
E
C
A
D
7*0* 0*7* 52 16 34 43 6*1* 25 16 7*0* 25 43
Singles EB CA DE BC AD CD FE AB DF EC FA DB FC AE BF
16 61 34 61 6*1* 61 1*6* 25 0*7* 0*7* 6*1* 0*7* 7*0* 6*1*

Michaelmas Term 2022

The Charles Relle Trophy (2022-11-30)
Won by Bertie (“dubiously” for awarding points for bringing a squidger while knowing in advance but not announcing that a squidger would be needed, hence Maja is “undubiously” a winner, although Stew won despite not attending, for traditional reasons). Full table:
Round12345Total
Bertie smellz80950139
Maja55650111
Chili402050110
Holly15335098
MArc15105075
HArley301252
SJ153651
Patrick4040
Kat30636
MEgan15924
Ed10313
Sam1010
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (2022-11-23)
Won by Sam Clayton:
Sam Clayton 5 Sam Clayton 5 Sam Clayton 4 Sam Clayton 6
Holly Smith 2
Edward Brown 2
Bertie Politi 2 Maja Seremak 3
Maja Seremak 5
Riyaan 4⅔ Riyaan 2 Marc Mills 1
Amey 2 Katherine Drew 2⅓
Katherine Drew 5
Megan Vaughan 0* Marc Mills 5
SJ Rhee 0* Marc Mills 7*
Marc Mills 7*
The Bombardier Joogs (2022-11-16)
Won by Amey, Patrick Barrie, Eleanor and Edward Brown:
Sam Clayton
Amey
4 Reuben
Marc Mills
5 Amey
Patrick Barrie
6
Holly
SJ Rhee
3
Sam Ch
Edward Brown
6 Sam Ch
Sophie Brawn
2
Jago
Zach Bond
1
Eleanor
Patrick Barrie
6 Eleanor
Edward Brown
6 Reuben
Marc Mills
1
Lexi
Bertie Politi
1
Sophie Brawn
Robbie
Robbie
Sam Clayton
1
Riyaan
Maja Seremak
The Peterhouse Pot (2022-11-02)
Won by Patrick Barrie:
Edward Brown 7* Edward Brown 7* Edward Brown 1*
SJ Rhee 0*
Holly Smith 0* Bertie Politi 0*
Bertie Politi 7*
Sam Clayton 7* Sam Clayton 0* Patrick Barrie 6*
Megan Vaughan 0*
Maja Seremak 0* Patrick Barrie 7*
Patrick Barrie 7*
The ETwA National Pairs (2022-10-29..30)
Won by (mostly) Andy Purvis & Patrick Driscoll:
Qualifying A B C D E F G H I TotalPPGPos’n After 123456789
A: Andy Purvis & Patrick Driscoll 37*7*67*6*646½513161 10½16½23½29½36½43½46½
B: Alan Dean & Tim Hunt 4 1634666364123 610131925263236
C: Patrick Barrie & Edward Brown 0*6 6646636½49162 14½18½24½30½30½36½
D: Stew Sage & Sarah Knight 0*1 321*5319½27168 313½16½16½17½19½
E: Christian Gowers & Steve Phillips 1414 33324½31165 4710141520½23½24½
F: Katherine Drew & Molly Birch 0*3154 1622½213166 148991517½22½
G: Harley Jones & Bertie Politi 1*136*6 3526½35164 671318212223½26½
H: Sophie Brawn & Sam Clayton 112414 6*21½211167 13½17½21½
I: Toby Bruce & Marc Mills 1114421* 18½25169 156812131418½
Final A B C D TotalPPGPos’n After 123
A: Andy Purvis & Patrick Driscoll 62660½5121 52½54½60½
B: Patrick Barrie & Edward Brown 1 7*4642113 383946
C: Alan Dean & Tim Hunt 5 551½415222 41½46½51½
D: Harley Jones & Bertie Politi 10*2 29½215224 27½29½29½
Play-off A B C D TotalPPGPos’n After 123
A: Christian Gowers & Steve Phillips 363835111 293538
B: Katherine Drew & Molly Birch 4 4434½33222 26½30½34½
C: Sophie Brawn & Sam Clayton 13 429½215223 24½25½29½
D: Stew Sage & Sarah Knight 33 2826114 222528

Rantings have been updated.

The Golden Squidger (ETwA challenge pairs) (2022-10-28)
Won by Patrick Driscoll & Harley Jones:
Alan Dean
Tim Hunt
50*51
Total:10½10½15½16½
Patrick Driscoll
Harley Jones
27*26
Total:10½12½18½
The Paul Thorpe (2022-10-26)
Patrick Barrie
James
6 Patrick Barrie
James
6 Patrick Barrie
James
Teng Wei
Sam
1

Edward Brown
Dominik
1

Megan Vaughn
Roz Delap
2* Sophie Brawn
Chizzy Zimphango
Bertie Politi
Noor
1 Sophie Brawn
Chizzy Zimphango
5*
Sophie Brawn
Chizzy Zimphango
6
The Nick Leaton (2022-10-19)
Holly
Amey
Dominik
James
Dominik
James
Teng Wei
Zhe
5 Teng Wei
Zhe
Zhen
William
2
The London Open (2022-09-04)
Won jointly by Alan Dean and the team of Harley Jones & Katherine Drew:
By positionTotalPPG
1=: Alan Dean204
1=: Harley Jones & Katherine Drew204
3: Ben Fairbairn & Tim Hunt19345
4: Patrick Driscoll & Edward Brown18335
5: Stew Sage & Matthew Rose16315
6: Nick Inglis & Daniel Barnett12225
A B C D E F Total
A: Alan Dean 5-23-42-54-36-120
B: Patrick Driscoll & Edward Brown 2-5 4-35-26*-1*1-618
C: Stew Sage & Matthew Rose 4-33-4 1-63-45-216
D: Ben Fairbairn & Tim Hunt 5-22-56-1 5-21-619
E: Nick Inglis & Daniel Barnett 3-41*-6*4-32-5 2*-5*12
F: Harley Jones & Katherine Drew 1-66-12-56-15*-2* 20
The ETwA Teams of Four (2022-08-20)
Won by “Ed Hun’ters”:
1Ed Hun’ters Alan Dean (7) Tim Hunt (7) Edward Brown (5) Ed Green (4) 50
2Late Patrick Driscoll (SiBo) (7) Stew Sage (4) Marc Mills (2) Alexei Newton (1) 49½
3Ely + Sophie Harley Jones (5) Katherine Drew (2) Sophie Brawn (2) Megan Vaughan (1) 37
4SWWS Molly Birch (5) Toby Bruce (2) Rupert Knight (1) Alex Fairclough (1) 31½
R1 Alan (7) & Ed Green (4)6
4
1
3
Sophie (2) & Megan (1)
SiBo (7) & Alexei (1)6
1
Rupert (1) & Alex (1)
Harley (5) & Kat (2)1
6
Edward B (5) & Timmy (7)
Toby (2) & Molly (5)4
3
Marc (2) & Stew (4)
Timmy (7) & Edward B (5)6*
1*
Megan (1) & Sophie (2)
Stew (4) & Marc (2)6
5
1
2
Alex (1) & Rupert (1)
Kat (2) & Harley (5)

Ed Green (4) & Alan (7)
Molly (5) & Toby (2)1
6
Alexei (1) & SiBo (7)
R2 Alan (7) & Edward B (5)6*
1*
Alex (1) & Rupert (1)
SiBo (7) & Stew (4)6*
1*
Harley (5) & Megan (1)
Sophie (2) & Kat (2)1
¾
6
Marc (2) & Alexei (1)
Toby (2) & Molly (5)0*
1
7*
6
Ed Green (4) & Timmy (7)
Timmy (7) & Ed Green (4)7*
0*
Rupert (1) & Alex (1)
Alexei (1) & Marc (2)3
4
Megan (1) & Harley (5)
Kat (2) & Sophie (2)2
5
Stew (4) & SiBo (7)
Molly (5) & Toby (2)2*
5*
Edward B (5) & Alan (7)
R3 Alan (7) & Edward B (5)5
2
Alexei (1) & Stew (4)
SiBo (7) & Marc (2)1*
6*
Ed Green (4) & Timmy (7)
Sophie (2) & Harley (5)5
2
Rupert (1) & Alex (1)
Toby (2) & Molly (5)2
1
5
6
Kat (2) & Megan (1)
Timmy (7) & Ed Green (4)
4

3
Stew (4) & Alexei (1)
Marc (2) & SiBo (7)4
3
Edward B (5) & Alan (7)
Megan (1) & Kat (2)2
5
Alex (1) & Rupert (1)
Molly (5) & Toby (2)

Harley (5) & Sophie (2)
(Original game score above, after handicap transfer below)

Easter Term 2022

The Muscovy Duck (2022-06-18)
Won by Alexei Newton, for touching a duck(?!)
The Relle (2022-06-15)
Won by Patrick Barrie
The Cuppers final (2022-06-15)
Won by The Sleepy Team, 14½-13½
The Peterhouse Pot (2022-06-08)
Alexei Newton 2* Rupert Knight 0*
Rupert Knight 7* Rupert Knight 5*
Ibrahim 0*
Edward Brown 6* Edward Brown 7* Edward Brown 7*
Patrick Barrie 1*
Sam Clayton 6* Sam Clayton 0*
Maja Seremak 1*
The AGM (2022-06-06)
See the Committee page for election updates, and the Constitution page for changes
Awards:
The Uri Gellar Spoon for bending the rules:
Geoff Thorpe for gaining two places in the World Rankings over the 2022 Cambridge Open weekend, despite having passed away in April 2019.
The Anne Austin Memorial Scarf for the most spectacular vomit:
Edward Brown for the Club Dinner
Niall Mackay memorial scarf for the most embarrassing novice mistake:
Roz Delap for needing to go to A&E because of a game of tiddlywinks
The Junior Treasurer’s “if I had all the money I’ve spent on drink, I’d spend it on drink” cashbox for the most tight-fisted winker:
Zach Bond for offering to buy a round of water at the AGM
The Whitebait-beached-whale/beached-whale-whitebait combo memorial trophy for the biggest fining qwxcl:
Marc Mills because “probably”
Paul Thorpe University Pairs (2022-06-01)
(Described as “The thing that I don’t know but I know is happening” 🐄)
Won by Molly Birch and Patrick Barrie:
Molly Birch
Patrick Barrie
7* Molly Birch
Patrick Barrie
5
Megan Vaughan
Toby Bruce
0*
Alexei Newton
Maja Seremak
6 Alexei Newton
Maja Seremak
2
Joe Smith
Sophie Sorkin
1
The Bombardier Joogs (2022-05-25)
Patrick Barrie
Joe Smith
Patrick Barrie
Joe Smith
6
Tatiana
Sam Clayton
Maja Seremak
Toby Bruce
4 Maja Seremak
Toby Bruce
1
Zach Bond
Alexei Newton
3
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (2022-05-18)
Patrick Barrie 7* Patrick Barrie 0*
Alexei Newton Alexei Newton 0*
Fred Bertani
Sam Clayton 6 Sam Clayton 1 Harley Jones 7*
SJ Rhee 1
Harley Jones 4 Harley Jones 6
Maja Seremak 3
World Pairs 47 (2022-04-25)
Won by Larry Kahn & Jon Mapley:
Patrick Barrie
Harley Jones
121*644
Total:3410141820½
Larry Kahn
Jon Mapley
656*133
Total:111718212428½
ETwA National Singles final (2022-04-24)
Won by Matthew Rose:
By positionTotalPPG
1: Matthew Rose34467
2: Dave Lockwood27½31314
3: Larry Kahn27367
4: Patrick Driscoll26357
5: Tim Hunt25½3914
6: Patrick Barrie24337
7: Alan Dean16½2514
8: Harley Jones15½2314
By seeding A B C D E F G H TotalPPGPos’n
A: Larry Kahn 3267*3273673
B: Patrick Driscoll 4 135661263574
C: Patrick Barrie 56 0*6322243376
D: Matthew Rose 147* 6*6344671
E: Alan Dean 21 1*5*16½25147
F: Tim Hunt 141*6* 5325½39145
G: Harley Jones 0*152*2 415½23148
H: Dave Lockwood 465143 27½313142
ETwA National Singles plate (2022-04-24)
Won by Katherine Drew:
Pos’nNamePPGPlayedH’capOrig H’cap
1Katherine Drew458432
2Stew Sage41932465
3Steve Phillips4724365
4Edward Brown4114055
Maximilian Lockwood418144
5Sam Clayton33340533
6Marie Moss371053
Alexei Newton31116211
7Paul Moss311646
8Marc Mills21324323
Natasha Holmes1111622
Round
1
Stew Sage (5)
Katherine Drew (2)
5½-1½
→5¼-1¾
Sam Clayton (3)
(Singles)
Edward Brown (5)
Marie Moss (3)
6-1
→6-1
Paul Moss (6)
Natasha Holmes (2)
Round
2
Katherine Drew (2½)
(Singles)
1-6
→1⅜-5⅝
Alexei Newton (1)
Stew Sage (5½)
Natasha Holmes (1½)
(Singles)
1-6
→2⅜-4⅝
Marc Mills (3)
Paul Moss (5½)
Marie Moss (3½)
(Singles)
2½-4½
→2¾-4¼
Sam Clayton (2½)
Edward Brown (5½)
Round
3
Edward Brown (5½)
(Singles)
5-2
→3¾-3¼
Marie Moss (3½)
Sam Clayton (2½)
Alexei Newton (1½)
(Singles)
0*-7*
→1¾*-5¼*
Steve Phillips (5)
(Singles)
Round
4
Steve Phillips (5½)
Marie Moss (3½)
2½-4½
→2⅜-4⅝
Stew Sage (6)
Sam Clayton (2½)
Marc Mills (3)
Edward Brown (5½)
1½-5½
→1¼-5¾
Paul Moss (5½)
Katherine Drew (2)
Round
5
Stew Sage (6)
(Singles)
4-3
→2⅞-4⅛
Maximilian Lockwood (4)
Marie Moss (3½)
Marc Mills (2½)
(Singles)
1-6
→1¾-5¼
Steve Phillips (5½)
Sam Clayton (2½)
Paul Moss (6)
(Singles)
2*-5*
→⅞*-6⅛*
Edward Brown (5)
Katherine Drew (2½)
ETwA National Singles qualifying (2022-04-23)
Fast League A B C D E F G H Total PPG Pos’n
A: Patrick Driscoll 2*67*647*6385372
B: Larry Kahn 5* 56667*6415671
C: Jon Mapley 12 16356243375
D: Alan Dean 0*16 667*31½4½3
E: Paul Moss 1111 2512½111147
F: Harley Jones 3141 47*25½39144
G: Stew Sage 0*0*20*53 6*162276
H: Christian Gowers 11120*1* 11148
Slow League A B C D E F G H Total PPG Pos’n
A: Patrick Barrie 4⅔26664634⅔420211
B: Matthew Rose 2⅓ 6*2*466632⅓413212
C: David Lockwood 51* 44335253474
D: Tim Hunt 15*3 7*1*46273673
E: Keith Seaman 1330* 3318½29147
F: Edward Brown 1146* 7*424½3½5
G: Maximilian Lockwood 314340* 5202676
H: Steve Phillips 1121432 1428
ETwA Novice Singles (2022-04-23)
Won by Sam Clayton:
Roz Delap4241319½
Alexei Newton30*7*46626
Sam Clayton47*536429
Bertie Politi30*311
World Pairs 46 (2022-04-22)
Won by Patrick Barrie & Harley Jones:
Patrick Barrie
Harley Jones
57*36*10*3
Total:121521222225
Larry Kahn
David Lockwood
20*41*67*4
Total:267132024
The Jubilee Trophy (ETwA singles challenge) (2022-04-22)
Retained by Tim Hunt over Edward Brown:
Tim Hunt556319
Edward Brown22159
World Singles 72 (2022-04-09)
Won by Patrick Barrie:
Patrick Barrie
(Champion)
336666
Total:612182430
Patrick Driscoll
(Challenger)
441111
Total:89101112

Lent Term 2022

The Charles Relle trophy (2022-03-16)
Won by Stewart Sage, or less traditionally Edward Brown:
The Pope Verisimilitude I Memorial Relle Lent 2022

Aka the “Why are we still playing Tiddlywinks when we could be in the Pub playing cards?” Relle

Aka Blackjack with extra steps and Tiddlywinks (“Brown’s-Jack” if you are so inclined/the game needs a more concise name)

Explanation of the Lore:

From following overcomplicated mess comes from the mind of President Edward Brown.[sic]

In honour of his holiness who, at almost every CUTwC meeting during my presidency, has complained that we spend to long playing Tiddlywinks and not enough time in the pub. As such, in this Relle your penalty for playing the card game badly is… having to play Tiddlywinks (and drink fines of course)!

Set-up:

A tiddlywinks mat must be set up on the table of play. At least one wink of each of the two standard sizes must then be placed in each corner of the mat. Four ‘pots’ must then be placed on the mat, along the centre line of the longer axis of the mat, equidistant from each other and both ends of the mat. These ‘pots’ are defined below, and have their suits designated*, however, any 4 pot-like objects could be used provided they each provide a unique potting challenge:

  • A standard tiddlywinks pot — Diamonds
  • The (Fake) Manchester and Somerset Society Trophy Pint Glass — Spades
  • The Peterhouse Pot — Hearts
  • The Half Life Trophy — Clubs

*Please note, these pots were supposed to be given their suit in order of difficulty in line with the bidding system in Yogi’s Whist, however I mixed up Hearts and Spades due to mis-remembering the Yogi’s Whist bidding system when I designed the game — the Pint glass is much harder to pot into than the Peterhouse Pot!

Players should either have brought a squidger, or a communal squidger may be provided.

A deck of the most up to date famous winkers cards is also required (jokers removed).

Starting a round:

Each player is dealt a card, face down, from the deck of famous winkers cards. You may look at your card.

Each player will then take a turn until all players have done so. The turn order should change each round (e.g. clockwise round 1, anti-clockwise round 2, zig-zag across the table round 3 etc.).

Resolving your turn:

At the start of their turn, the turn player is asked to declare three pieces of information; one of the four categories on their card, whether the following card will have a value in that category which is higher or lower than your card’s value in that category (by stating ‘higher’ or ‘lower’), and the name of a famous winker in the deck other than your card.

You are then dealt a second card face up.

If you have correctly guessed the winker on your newly dealt card, you are awarded 51 points (one for each other card in the deck) and your turn is over — you are also fined the remainder of your current drink for being a NARG.

If you failed to correctly guess the winker on your new card, then compare the values of the category named between the two cards. If you have correctly called whether the new card’s value in your declared category is ‘higher’ or ‘lower’ than your original card, you are awarded 10 points and your turn is over with no fine.

If you neither correctly guessed the winker, nor called the higher or lower correctly, then the following applies:

  • Take a wink from the corner of the mat closest to where you are sitting, and pot it into the pot correlated to the suit of your original card. You must play your first shot from the corner, and subsequent shots from where the wink lands. No one must interfere with the wink or any of the pots until the wink is potted. If the wink goes off the mat, return it an inch from the edge at the point where it left the playing volume — a one shot penalty is then applied (add one to the total of number of shots you take to pot the wink). If you pot into a pot other than the one you are obliged to pot into, then the wink is returned to your original corner and you receive a one shot penalty. If you Penhaligon/Jarvis/Carnovsky (into the correct pot only!), the you are awarded 10 points and your turn ends. Otherwise;
    • If the score of your original card (in the category named at the start of your turn) is closer to 50 than it is to 100 or 0 (aka <75 or >25), then you are deducted 5 points per shot you take to pot a wink.
    • If the score of your original card (in the category named at the start of your turn) is closer to 100 or 0 than it is to 50 (aka >75 or <25), then you are deducted 10 points per shot you take to pot a wink.
    • If you are foolish enough to choose a category with a value of 25 or 75 exactly (in the current deck at time of writing there are 6 such card-category combinations), then you are deducted 20 points per shot you take.
  • For every 5 points you are deducted using the system outlined above, you are fined 1 pencil.

The above system is designed to increase the potential risk for choosing what might otherwise be deemed a ‘safe choice’ (e.g. if your original card was ‘Stew Sage’, you are much more likely to correctly call the higher or lower by choosing Beer Factor (96) and ‘lower’, but in the unlikely event that you are wrong the penalty for each shot taken is doubled).

The End of the Round:

Once every player has conducted their turn, two final cards are dealt from the deck as ‘dealer cards’.

Each player then compares their score to that of the dealer cards using blackjack values (aka Ace=1 or 11, King/Queen/Jack=10, all other cards are their stated value). If the dealer is dealt an Ace, it has a value of 11.

If you equal or better the dealer, you get 5 bonus points.

If you fail to equal or better the dealer, you are deducted 5 points.

The cards are then collected back in by the dealer and reshuffled.

Ending the Game and Miscellaneous Rules:

The games ends after the agreed number of rounds have been completed (in the Lent 2022 Relle there were 6 rounds).

The highest positive scoring player is the winner.

Throughout the game, if you are played face up from the famous winkers deck you must drink a fine, and if you are dealt yourself at any time you must drink a fine (both 1 pencil fines). Whenever ‘James Ireland’ is dealt to a player, James Ireland must drink a 1 finger fine (if dealt face down, it is advisable that the player dealt the card does not reveal this until the end of the round, as this information may help players yet to play to guess which card they will be dealt from the deck).

If you lose a little green wink, you are disqualified.

Stew306
Edward Brown70
James Ireland66
Katherine Drew65
Jack the Blonder50
Maja Seremak40
Alex Fairclough-20
Joe Smith-25
Harley Jones-45
Roz Delap-45*
Bertie Politi-105*
Molly Birch-220
Jack the Taller-260
Sam Clayton-365
Harry-410

The players whose scores are marked “*” played in only 5 of 6 rounds.

The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (2022-03-09)
Won by Patrick Barrie:
Patrick Barrie 7* Patrick Barrie 6 Patrick Barrie 6
Alex Fairclough 4 Alex Fairclough 0*
Aaron 3
Ed Green 5* Ed Green 1
Maja Seremak Sam Clayton 2*
Sam Clayton
Harley Jones 6 Harley Jones 6 Harley Jones 1
Zach Bond 6 Zach Bond 1
Roz Delap 1
Edward Brown 4 Edward Brown 1
Bertie Politi 1 Katherine Drew 3
Katherine Drew 6
The Peterhouse Pot (2022-03-02)
Won by Edward Brown:
Patrick Barrie 7* Patrick Barrie 1* Zach Bond 0*
Roz Delap 0*
Megan Vaughan 5* Megan Vaughan 1* Zach Bond 6*
Chizzy Zimphango 2*
Zach Bond 7* Zach Bond 6*
Maja Seremak 0*
Alex Fairclough 7* Alex Fairclough 5* Alex Fairclough 2* Edward Brown 7*
Bertie Politi 0*
Sam Clayton 7* Sam Clayton 2*
Rosie 0*
Edward Brown 7* Edward Brown 7* Edward Brown 5*
Ioan 0*
Alexei Newton 7* Alexei Newton 0*
Joe Smith 0*
The Jubilee Trophy (ETwA singles challenge) (2022-02-26)
Retained by Tim Hunt:
Tim Hunt656421
Sarah Knight12137
The Bombardier Joogs (2022-02-23)
Won by Patrick Barrie and Harley Jones:
Toby Bruce
Patrick Barrie
7* Patrick Barrie
Edward Brown
6 Edward Brown
Edward Green
2
Molly Birch
Alexei Newton
0*
Scott
SJ Rhee
1 Toby Bruce
Katie
1
Edward Brown
Harley Jones
6
Edward Green
Jack (the Taller)
4 Jack (the Taller)
Jack (the Blonder)
0* Patrick Barrie
Harley Jones
5
Katie
Jack (the Blonder)
3

Edward Green
Harley Jones
7*

The Secretary’s Surprise Treat (2022-02-16)
Decreed to be won by the Secretary, Molly Birch, by dint of scoring the same as the President and getting the casting vote for organising the variants. Details:
Boondock!
Four-colour game with partners. Players start in normal positions, using squidge off to determine who goes first. No time limit is used; game ends with one colour potting out. Main difference from basic game is that when a wink is squipped it is returned to its baseline (and if you sub under a different colour to your own). An extra shot is awarded, not only for putting a wink but, also for squopping any wink or for subbing under one’s own wink. Boondock can also be played without partners with any number of winkers. Same rules apply except that play continues to determine second, third, etc.
The Designated Potter
Four colour game played with partners, each pair choosing their designated potter prior to the squidge-off. You carry out your squidge-off as usual. Normal rules apply and the game is to be won only by a pot out and that anytime a designated potter is squopping a wink they must free the wink on their next shot.
The Race!
Four-colour game with NO partners... I say! Players take their positions, by placing a single large wink on start line. Using your squidger (and a racing spirit), take it in turns to squidge off and go round the mat three times. The first across the finish line is the victor! Keep the same colour order throughout so as to keep things fair. However, if though should squop another racer’s wink or fly off the mat yourself, the squopped wink (or the wink that flew off) is returned to the start line for either the start of that lap or the start of the race - this depends on where every individual is in the race.
The Paul Thorpe (University Pairs) (2022-02-09)
Won by Patrick Barrie & Chizzy Zimphango:
Patrick Barrie
Anna
6* Patrick Barrie
Anna
4 Patrick Barrie
Chizzy Zimphango
6
Jack (the Blonder)
SJ Rhee
1*
Edward Brown
Sofya Boruleva
4 Edward Brown
Sofya Boruleva
3
Alexei Newton
Roz Delap
3
Sam Clayton
Maja Seremak
4⅔ Sam Clayton
Aaron
5 Sam Clayton
Aaron
1
Bertie Politi
Scott
2⅓
Zach Bond
Jack (the Taller)
6 Zach Bond
Jack (the Taller)
2
Alex Fairclough
Katie Reynish
1
The Cambridge Open (2022-01-22..23)
Won by Andrew Garrard:
Pos’nNamePPGPlayed
Dannish Babar61
1Andrew Garrard512211
Patrick Driscoll53
2Paul Moss411189
3Patrick Barrie4112010
4Edward Brown461111
Sarah Knight4
5Tim Hunt451111
6Alan Dean492211
Stew Sage4133
Rupert Knight2
Seung Jun Rhee2
7Harley Jones32510
8Christian Gowers341111
Nick Inglis3136
Katherine Drew33105
9Alex Fairclough35549
10Sam Clayton312010
Toby Bruce32
Hiro Endo31
Holly Clarke31
Nuria Munday31
Ben Risebrow2342
Marc Mills2584
11Marie Moss23510
Bertie Politi2
Sophie Thwaites1
12Sophie Brawn225549
Joe Smith2132
Alexei Newton2142
Fred Bertani2155
Ed Green21
Megan Vaughan21
Sophie Sorkin21
Natasha Holmes19105
Molly Birch1342
Maja Seremak1232
Aaron Syposz1133
Natasha Symes11
Susannah Thomspon11
Zach Bond11
Chizzy Zimphango01
Izzy Jarvis01
Round
1
Andrew Garrard
(singles)
6 - 1Toby Bruce
Fred Bertani
Edward Brown
(singles)
6* - 1*Zach Bond
Alan Dean
Katherine Drew
Patrick Barrie
2½ - 4½Harley Jones
Christian Gowers
Marc Mills
Nick Inglis
1 - 6Tim Hunt
Stew Sage
Marie Moss
Rupert Knight
1* - 6*Paul Moss
Sarah Knight
Patrick Driscoll
(singles)
5½ - 1½Molly Birch
Natasha Holmes
Round
2
Alan Dean
Sam Clayton
1 - 6Sarah Knight
Patrick Barrie
Edward Brown
Marie Moss
1 - 6Rupert Knight
Andrew Garrard
Nick Inglis
Toby Bruce
5 - 2Molly Birch
Christian Gowers
Paul Moss
Marc Mills
5 - 2Harley Jones
Katherine Drew
Tim Hunt
Fred Bertani
3 - 4Natasha Holmes
Patrick Driscoll
Round
3
Alan Dean
(singles)
7* - 0*Joe Smith
Christian Gowers
Alex Fairclough
Fred Bertani
2 - 5Sam Clayton
Edward Brown
Andrew Garrard
Tim Hunt
6 - 1Sophie Brawn
Patrick Barrie
Round
4
Alex Fairclough
Maja Seremak
2⅓ - 4⅔Joe Smith
Sophie Brawn
Christian Gowers
Ben Risebrow
4½ - 2½Sophie Thwaites
Marie Moss
Edward Brown
Andrew Garrard
6 - 1Tim Hunt
Susannah Thomspon
Katherine Drew
Seung Jun Rhee
6 - 1Aaron Syposz
Sam Clayton
Natasha Symes
Natasha Holmes
1 - 6Alan Dean
Harley Jones
Nuria Munday
Nick Inglis
3 - 4Patrick Barrie
Fred Bertani
Round
5
Andrew Garrard
Paul Moss
6 - 1Natasha Holmes
Ben Risebrow
Christian Gowers
Seung Jun Rhee
1 - 6Sophie Brawn
Harley Jones
Fred Bertani
(singles)
1 - 6Tim Hunt
Alex Fairclough
Katherine Drew
Maja Seremak
1 - 6Marie Moss
Alan Dean
Patrick Barrie
Edward Brown
7* - 0*Chizzy Zimphango
Aaron Syposz
Sam Clayton
Sarah Knight
5 - 2Nick Inglis
Alexei Newton
Round
6
Alan Dean
Paul Moss
4 - 3Aaron Syposz
Nick Inglis
Alexei Newton
Andrew Garrard
2½ - 4½Alex Fairclough
Christian Gowers
Natasha Holmes
Harley Jones
2 - 5Katherine Drew
Sam Clayton
Patrick Barrie
(singles)
7* - 0*Sophie Brawn
Izzy Jarvis
Tim Hunt
Marie Moss
2* - 5*Edward Brown
Stew Sage
Round
7
Christian Gowers
(singles)
4 - 3Sam Clayton
Paul Moss
Marie Moss
(singles)
4 - 3Marc Mills
Harley Jones
Sophie Brawn
Edward Brown
1* - 6*Alan Dean
Patrick Barrie
Tim Hunt
(singles)
6 - 1Alex Fairclough
Andrew Garrard
Round
8
Harley Jones
(singles)
2 - 5Alex Fairclough
Edward Brown
Marc Mills
Alan Dean
1½ - 5½Christian Gowers
Andrew Garrard
Marie Moss
Sarah Knight
1 - 6Patrick Barrie
Tim Hunt
Sam Clayton
(singles)
1½ - 5½Paul Moss
Patrick Driscoll
Sophie Brawn
(singles)
1 - 6Dannish Babar
Nick Inglis
Round
9
Alex Fairclough
(singles)
0* - 7*Alan Dean
Andrew Garrard
Edward Brown
Harley Jones
4 - 3Sam Clayton
Marie Moss
Megan Vaughan
Sophie Brawn
2 - 5Christian Gowers
Tim Hunt
Paul Moss
(singles)
5 - 2Sophie Sorkin
Ed Green
Round
10
Christian Gowers
(singles)
3 - 4Bertie Politi
Edward Brown
Hiro Endo
Paul Moss
3 - 4Alex Fairclough
Alan Dean
Marie Moss
Harley Jones
1½ - 5½Sophie Brawn
Andrew Garrard
Sam Clayton
Tim Hunt
4 - 3Holly Clarke
Patrick Barrie
Round
11
Alan Dean
(singles)
5 - 2Sam Clayton
Stew Sage
Edward Brown
(singles)
6 - 1Bertie Politi
Sophie Brawn
Marie Moss
Andrew Garrard
4 - 3Alex Fairclough
Harley Jones
Paul Moss
Tim Hunt
4 - 3Christian Gowers
Patrick Barrie
The Somerset Invitation (2022-01-03..04)
Won by Tim Hunt:
Pos’nPlayerTotal
1Tim Hunt64½
2Ed Wynn63
3Nick Inglis55
4Harley Jones49
5Andrew Garrard46½
6Sarah Knight33½
7Stew Sage33
Day 1
Round 1 Stew Sage (& Patrick Driscoll) 1-6 Ed Wynn & Nick Inglis
Andrew Garrard & Tim Hunt 6-1 Sarah Knight & Harley Jones
Round 2 Andrew Garrard (& Patrick Driscoll) 2-5 Nick Inglis & Sarah Knight
Harley Jones & Ed Wynn 4-3 Stew Sage & Tim Hunt
Round 3 Harley Jones (& Patrick Driscoll) 6-1 Sarah Knight & Stew Sage
Tim Hunt & Nick Inglis 4-3 Andrew Garrard & Ed Wynn
Round 4 Tim Hunt 6-1 Stew Sage & Andrew Garrard
Ed Wynn & Sarah Knight 1*-6* Harley Jones & Nick Inglis
Round 5 Ed Wynn 6*-1* Andrew Garrard & Harley Jones
Nick Inglis & Stew Sage 2½-4½ Tim Hunt & Sarah Knight
Round 6 Nick Inglis 0*-7* Harley Jones & Tim Hunt
Sarah Knight & Andrew Garrard 2-5 Ed Wynn & Stew Sage
Round 7 Sarah Knight 1*-6* Tim Hunt & Ed Wynn
Stew Sage & Harley Jones 2*-5* Nick Inglis & Andrew Garrard
Day 2
Round 1 Tim Hunt 3-4 Ed Wynn & Nick Inglis
Sarah Knight & Andrew Garrard 5½-1½ Harley Jones & Stew Sage
Round 2 Sarah Knight 3½-3½ Nick Inglis & Harley Jones
Stew Sage & Ed Wynn 5*-2* Tim Hunt & Andrew Garrard
Round 3 Stew Sage 2-5 Harley Jones & Tim Hunt
Andrew Garrard & Nick Inglis 6-1 Sarah Knight & Ed Wynn
Round 4 Andrew Garrard 4-3 Tim Hunt & Sarah Knight
Ed Wynn & Harley Jones 6-1 Stew Sage & Nick Inglis
Round 5 Ed Wynn 6*-1* Sarah Knight & Stew Sage
Nick Inglis & Tim Hunt 5*-2* Andrew Garrard & Harley Jones
Round 6 Nick Inglis 3-4 Stew Sage & Andrew Garrard
Harley Jones & Sarah Knight 0*-7* Ed Wynn & Tim Hunt
Round 7 Harley Jones 4-3 Andrew Garrard & Ed Wynn
Tim Hunt & Stew Sage 3-4 Nick Inglis & Sarah Knight
The President’s not-HGB quiz (2021-12-22)
Won by Patrick Barrie.
Followed in order by Toby Bruce, Andrew Garrard, Harley Jones, Sophie Brawn, and Sophie Katherine Drew

Michaelmas Term 2021

The election for President (2021-12-01)
Won by Edward Brown. For reals this time.
The Charles Relle Trophy (2021-12-01)
“Pile Flippin’ ’eck”: Won by Fred Bertani (or possibly Stew for traditional reasons, or possibly Edward Brown if Fred didn’t drink the entrance qualification):
WhereWhoWhat
1Fred Bertani169
2Edward Brown55
3Ed Green42
4Tabby29
5=Bertie Politi11
5=Andrew Garrard11
7=Katherine Drew7
7=Alex Fairclough7
9Sam Clayton-5
10Molly Birch-8
11Megan Vaughan-14
12Harley Jones-23
13Patrick Barrie-30
14Izzy Jarvis-38
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (2021-11-24)
Won by Edward Brown:
Edward Brown 4 Edward Brown 5 Edward Brown 6*
Fred 3
Alex Fairclough Alexei Newton 2
Alexei Newton
Edward Green 7* Edward Green 4 Edward Green 1*
Ying 0*
Zach Bond 4 Zach Bond 3
Sam 3
The Sarah Knight Memorial Doodah (2021-11-17)
Won by Edward Brown:
Round 1Round 2Round 3
Sam C & Zach Bond 6* Izzy Jarvis & Alex Fairclough Sam C & Izzy Jarvis 5*
Megan Vaughan & Izzy Jarvis 1* Edward Brown & Zach Bond Megan Vaughan & Ed Green 2*
Harley Jones & Edward Brown 7* Harley Jones & Megan Vaughan 6* Alexei Newton & Sandra 0*
Ed Green & Katherine Drew 0* Sam C 1* Edward Brown 7*
Bertie & Alexei Newton 1 Katherine Drew & Ed Green 7* Harley Jones & Katherine Drew 4
Alex Fairclough & Hiro 6 Alexei Newton 0* Zach Bond 3
Bertie & Hiro 4 Alex Fairclough & Hiro 5
Sandra 3 Bertie 2
Pos’nNameTotal (PPG)
1Edward Brown18½ (6⅙)
2Harley Jones17 (5⅔)
3Hiro15 (5)
4=Zach Bond13½ (4½)
4=Alex Fairclough13½ (4½)
6Sam C12 (4)
7Katherine Drew11 (3⅔)
8=Ed Green9 (3)
8=Megan Vaughan9 (3)
10Izzy Jarvis½ (2⅚)
11Bertie7 (2⅓)
12Sandra3 (1½)
13Alexei Newton1 (⅓)
The Peterhouse Pot (2021-11-10)
Won by Edward Brown:
Alex
Megan
Megan7* Megan5* Megan0* - 7*Edward B 0*Patrick 0*Zach Holly
Zach
Bertie
Hiro
Hiro
Bertie
0* 7*Patrick Alexei l0*
Patrick 7*
Sam
Arnaldo
Arnaldo1* Kat2* 7*Edward B 0*ChizzyManon
Chizzy
Panos
Kat
Kat6* 7*Edward B Edward B
Leo
The Paul Thorpe (2021-11-03)
Won by Zach Bond and Harley Jones:
Edward Brown
Bertie Politi
5Edward Brown
Bertie Politi
5Edward Brown
Bertie Politi
1
Toby Bruce
Alex Fairclough
2
Katherine Drew
Alexei Newton
5Katherine Drew
Alexei Newton
2
Patrick Barrie
Sam Clayton
2
Molly Birch
Megan Vaughan
Zach Bond
Harley Jones
6
Zach Bond
Harley Jones
The Nick Leaton (2021-10-20)
Won by Sandra & Hiro:
Sandra
Hiro
4Sandra
Hiro
4
Andrew
Sam
3
Bertie
Holly
Holly
Ying
3
Ying
The Jubilee Trophy (2021-08-26)
Tim Hunt successfully defended against Harley Jones 6-1, 4-3, 5-2, 6-1 (and possibly another 6-1).
The EGM (2021-07-07)
See the Committee page for election updates, and the Constitution page for changes
Awards:
The Uri Gellar Spoon for bending the rules:
Ed Brown for not getting a boyfriend in Oxford and so stopping a Varsity Match happening
The Anne Austin Memorial Scarf for the most spectacular vomit:
Ed Brown’s laptop for amigossing a pint before the EGM
Niall Mackay memorial scarf for the most embarrassing novice mistake:
The Sheilas for being inaudible for the first hour of the zoom meeting they attended
The Junior Treasurer’s “if I had all the money I’ve spent on drink, I’d spend it on drink” cashbox for the most tight-fisted winker:
Rupert Knight/Zach Bond combo for mislaying the cash box
The Whitebait-beached-whale/beached-whale-whitebait combo memorial trophy for the biggest fining qwxcl:
Ed Brown for not learning how to pronounce “qwxcl” (why do you think it’s in the name of the trophy?)

Easter Term 2021

“The Game of Whitty Scorelines” Relle (2021-06-23)
Pos’nPlayerScore
(Skribble-adjusted)
1Sophie Brawn195,500
2Toby Bruce117,500
3Alex Fairclough0
4Andrew Garrard-22,222*
* Andrew’s score included a bonus -2 in the interests of a witty scoreline
The Late Peterhouse Pot (2021-06-16)
Won by the web site maintainer, much to his surprise.
Marc Mills 7* Marc Mills 0*
Alex Fairclough 0*
Andrew Garrard 7*

Note from 2023: The web site maintainer has noticed that mat he used to win this, which he thought was a quarter mat, was in fact only 2’ x 17”, so in fact he cheated. Oops. He has apologised profusely to Marc.

Lent Term 2021

The late Charles Relle (not Relle but better) Trophy (2021-03-24)
Won by Sophie Brawn, by cheating (accidentally), or Stew (traditionally):
1Sophie Brawn16725
2Katherine Drew15150
3Patrick Barrie7320
4=Rupert Knight6340
4=Andrew Garrard6340
6Alex Fairclough3752
7Toby Bruce0
8Harley Jones-1860
The “not Relle”, actually at the last minute a Relle after all (2021-03-17)
In not happening, it was won by Stew; the theme was “which Sophie was Sophie?” and everyone was declared to have lost other than Sophie, who is presumed to know who she is. The President declared that this information should go on the web site. (The actual Relle should probably be next week.)
The e-Peterhouse Pot (2021-02-24)
Harley Jones7*Harley Jones7*Harley Jones6*
Andrew Garrard0*
Marc Mills0*
Alex Fairclough0*Sophie Brawn1*
Sophie Brawn7*
The “Cambridge Open” (2021-01-30)
By popular demand, here are the “results” of the Cambridge Open, based on the attendance at the “dinner”...
Pos’nPlayerPl’dPPG
1=Alex Fairclough0NaN
1=Andrew Garrard0NaN
1=Christian Gowers0NaN
1=Christine Barrie0NaN
1=Dannish Babar0NaN
1=Deborah Fisher0NaN
1=Ed Brown0NaN
1=Ed Wynn0NaN
1=Emma Driscoll0NaN
1=Gabby Watson0NaN
1=Harley Jones0NaN
1=Jake Humbles0NaN
1=Julian Wiseman0NaN
1=Katherine Drew0NaN
1=Marc Mills0NaN
1=Marie Moss0NaN
1=Nick Inglis0NaN
1=Patrick Barrie0NaN
1=Patrick Driscoll0NaN
1=Paul Moss0NaN
1=Sarah Knight0NaN
1=Simon Gandy0NaN
1=Stew Sage0NaN
1=Tim Hunt0NaN
1=Toby Bruce0NaN
1=Zach Bond0NaN
(Unusually, it’s probably not rated this year.)
At the Dinner, the President’s Vice was won by Kat
Patrick’s number strategy thing was jointly won by Timmy and Andrew (who were always in the same break-out course table), and therefore by no-one

Michaelmas Term 2020

The “You I Have News ForGot” Charles Relle Trophy (2020-12-02)
Won by Zach Bond according to scores, Sophie Brawn according to the announcement at the end of the meeting, or possibly Stew for traditional reasons:
Zach Bond21
Sophie Brawn19
Andrew Garrard16
Alex Fairclough15
Shuvrangsu Das6
Sophie Sorkin3
Katherine Drew-1
Toby Bruce-2
Megan Vaughan-2
Rupert Knight-5
Harley Jones-7
Patrick Barrie-27
The AGM (2020-11-25)
See the Committee page for election updates, and the Constitution page for changes
Awards:
The Uri Gellar Spoon for bending the rules:
CUTwC, for electing Ed as co-President to get a free room at Magdelene
The Anne Austin Memorial Scarf for the most spectacular vomit:
Katherine Drew for Molly’s birthday crawl
Niall Mackay memorial scarf for the most embarrassing novice mistake:
Undergraduates for not coming to winks
The Junior Treasurer’s “if I had all the money I’ve spent on drink, I’d spend it on drink” cashbox for the most tight-fisted winker:
Selwyn for charging CUTwC for rooms
The Whitebait-beached-whale/beached-whale-whitebait combo memorial trophy for the biggest fining qwxcl:
Marc for getting COVID without the ability to make tea (and attempting to use a sandwich toaster)
The e-Peterhouse Pot (2020-11-11)
Won by Harley Jones:
Harley Jones 7* Harley Jones 7* Harley Jones 7*
Katherine Drew 0*
Megan Vaughan 0*
Sophie Brawn 0* Marc Mills 0* Zach Bond 0*
Marc Mills 7*
Zach Bond 7*

Easter Term 2020

The Charles Relle Trophy (“Articulated winks”) (2020-06-10)
Won by team 3:
Team 1Harley, Sophie, Marc22
Team 2Tash, Megan, James, Andrew16
Team 3Kat, Patrick, Alex25
The e-Peterhouse Pot (2020-05-27)
Won by Patrick Driscoll:
Harley Jones7*Harley Jones7*Harley Jones1*
Katherine Drew0*
Marc Mills1*Alex Fairclough0*
Alex Fairclough6*
Andrew Garrard6*Andrew Garrard1*Patrick Driscoll6*
Zach Bond1*
Megan Vaughan0*Patrick Driscoll6*
Patrick Driscoll7*

Lent Term 2020

The Charles Relle Trophy (2020-03-11)
Won by Ed Green (except traditionally Stew):
Harley Jones10-1-21
Ed Green-114710
Ryan-1-2-3-4
Alex Fairclough-1147
Rupert Knight-1-2
Marc Mills3587
James Ireland-10-11
Toby Bruce-1-2-30
The Peterhouse Pot (2020-03-04)
Won by Patrick Barrie:
Zach Bond1* Marc Mills2* Ed Green7* Ed Green0*
Marc Mills6*
Ed Green7* Ed Green5*
Ryan0*
Toby Proudfoot0* Harley Jones0*
Harley Jones7*
Patrick Barrie7* Patrick Barrie7* Patrick Barrie7*
Alex Fairclough0*
Megan Vaughan1* Sophie Brawn0*
Sophie Brawn6*
The Varsity Match (2020-02-29)
Won by Cambridge 82½-29½:

Oxford
 

 
Cambridge

Gideon Lewis
Cate Moore
Fred Hudson
George Heywood
Thomas Weald
Emily Hampson
Will Chappell
Madeleine Moore
Owen Smith
Will Roberts
Totals
Molly Birch
Sophie Brawn

0*

7*

1*

6*

1*

6*

0*

7*

26
Zach Bond
Marc Mills

3

4

1

6

2

5

3

4

19
Edward Brown
Patrick Moore

2*

5*

1

6

2

5

0*

7*

23
Ed Green
Ethan Lees

3

4

3

4

3

4

14½
Totals 8 6 8

82½

29½

Round 1 Round 2 Round 3 Round 4 Mouse over scores for the Oxford first team players in each game
The Half Life Trophy (2020-02-22)
Won by Edward Brown:
Pos’nName H’cap PP(G+1) PP(G+1) PlayedH’cap
1Edward Brown 3 23 3 23 53
2Harley Jones 3 16 3 16 54
3Andrew Garrard 2 ½ 3 112 56
4Sophie Brawn 2 13 1 34 51
5Andrew Carlotti 1 14 1 34 10
6Katherine Drew ¾ ½ 10
Round 1 Edward Brown & Harley Jones 4-3
= 4-3
Sophie Brawn & Andrew Garrard
Round 2 Edward Brown & Andrew Garrard 5-2
= 4-3
Sophie Brawn & Harley Jones
Round 3 Harley Jones & Andrew Garrard 6*-1*
= 4½-2½
Sophie Brawn & Edward Brown
Round 4 Edward Brown & Harley Jones 6-1
= 6-1
Sophie Brawn & Andrew Garrard
Round 5 Edward Brown 6-1
= 5½-1½
Katherine Drew & Harley Jones
Sophie Brawn 3½-3½
= 4½-2½
Andrew Carlotti & Andrew Garrard
The Paul Thorpe (University Pairs) (2020-02-19)
Won by Patrick and Alexei:
Patrick & Alexei6 Patrick & Alexei6
Ed Green & Megan1
Harley & Sophie6 Harley & Sophie1
Zach & Adam1
The Manchester & Somerset (University Singles) Trophy (2020-01-29)
Won by Edward Brown:
Marc Mills6 Marc Mills Patrick Barrie1*
Izzy Jarvis1
Patrick Barrie6 Patrick Barrie
Zach Bond1
Sophie Brawn1 Alexei Newton3 Edward Brown6*
Alexei Newton3
Edward Brown7* Edward Brown4
Alex Fairclough0*
The Cambridge Open (2020-01-25..26)
Won by Patrick Barrie:
Pos’nNamePPGPlayed
Molly Birch61
Toby Proudfoot61
Stew Sage5144
Patrick Driscoll5166
1Patrick Barrie4172412
2Alan Dean12
3Andrew Garrard451111
4Tim Hunt411212
Megan Vaughan41
Ellery Gopaoco3784
5Edward Brown3172010
Harley Jones313189
6Marie Moss33510
7Steve Phillips3112010
Toby Bruce8
8Marc Mills341111
Owen Smith32
Patrick Moore31
Paul Moss211168
Ed Green2236
Sophie Brawn27126
9Christian Gowers272010
Katherine Drew2136
Emily Hampson23
Natasha Holmes1566
Thomas Weald1233
Daniel Barnett1133
Alexei Newton1184
Nadia Ghauri12
Zach Bond12
Madeleine Moore11
The Jubilee Trophy (2020-01-20)
Won from Alan Dean by Tim Hunt, 23-12
The Bombardier Joogs (2020-01-22)
Won by Patrick Barrie and Toby Bruce:
Toby Bruce & Marc Mills4 Marc Mills & Izzy Jarvis1 Toby Proudfoot & Harley Jones1
Edward Brown & Alex Fairclough3
Megan Vaughan & Alexei Newton5 Patrick Barrie & Toby Bruce6
Sophie Brawn & Rupert Knight2
Patrick Barrie & Izzy Jarvis6 Megan Vaughan & Alexei Newton3 Patrick Barrie & Toby Bruce6
Molly Birch & Stew Sage1
Harley Jones & Toby Proudfootbye Toby Proudfoot & Harley Jones4
 
New Year’s Resolution Winks (2020-01-15)
Kat & Zach (1 bonus tiddly) 4 - 3 Marc
Megan & Toby P 4 - 3 Sophie
Patrick & Alex 6 - 1 Ed B & Alexei
Toby B & Molly 5 - 2 Stew & Rupert (2 bonus tiddlies)
Patrick & Marc (2 bonus tiddlies) 6 - 1 Ed B & Toby P
Zach & Alex (3 bonus tiddlies) 5 - 2 Toby B & Megan
Stew 5½ - 1½ Kat (1 bonus tiddly, would have been 6-1)
Molly & Alexei (2 bonus tiddlies) 6* - 1* Sophie

Michaelmas Term 2019

The Charles Relle Trophy (2019-12-04)
Won by Zach Bond (Liberal Democrats), except in as much as Stew won for traditional reasons
Zach was also Official Fact Checker
CandidatePartyVotersFN rightFN wrong
7Rupert KnightBrexit7114
-1Megan VaughanLabour467
18Zach BondLiberal Democrats15213
5James IrelandConservatives11149
14Harley JonesSNP9173
1Patrick BarrieGreen610
15Marc MillsDUP10205
14Katherine DrewMonster Raving Loony1228
7Alex FaircloughChange UK5158
5MaxPlaid Cymru283
Crossed-out candidates decided they were not cut out for politics before results were counted
The President reports that it went “quite well”
The Manchester & Somerset Society University Singles Trophy (2019-11-27)
Won by Patrick Barrie:
Harley Jones7* Harley Jones Harley Jones1
Peter0
Alex Fairclough1 Stew Sage
Stew Sage6
Toby Proudfoot4 Toby Proudfoot0* Patrick Barrie6
Marc Mills3
Alexei Newton0* Patrick Barrie7*
Patrick Barrie7*
The National Handicapped Individual Pairs (2019-11-23)
Retained by Edward Brown:
Pos’nNamePPGPlayedH’cap
Zach Bond51211
1Edward Brown43462
2 =Andrew Garrard41466
2 =Patrick Driscoll41467
4Stew Sage462
5Rupert Wilson33453
6Katherine Drew33441
7Toby Proudfoot35840
Marc Mills31220
Alexei Newton351230
8Tony Ren31360
9Harley Jones31465
10Sophie Brawn352461
11Sarah Knight2232463
12 =Alan Dean2172467
12 =Nick Inglis2172466
14Alex Fairclough2111640
Adam Wolowczyk11820
Round 1
Sophie Brawn1
Alan Dean7
2½-4½
→2½-4½
Harley Jones5
Sarah Knight3
Tony Ren0
Stew Sage2
1-6
→2-5
Marc Mills0
Andrew Garrard6
Edward Brown2
Patrick Driscoll7
6-1
→5¼-1¾
Adam Wolowczyk0
Nick Inglis6
Round 2
Edward Brown2
(Singles)
6*-1*
→5¾*-1¼*
Rupert Wilson3
Tony Ren0
Stew Sage2
(Singles)
2-5
→3-4
Sophie Brawn1
Patrick Driscoll7
Harley Jones5
(Singles)
6-1
→5-2
Marc Mills0
Nick Inglis6
Sarah Knight3
Andrew Garrard6
7*-0*
→6½*-½*
Adam Wolowczyk0
Alan Dean7
Round 3
Tony Ren0
(Singles)
3-4
→4½-2½
Rupert Wilson3
Sarah Knight3
Edward Brown2
Stew Sage2
5*-2*
→5¾*-1¼*
Toby Proudfoot0
Alan Dean7
Katherine Drew1
Nick Inglis6
3-4
→2¾-4¼
Alex Fairclough0
Andrew Garrard6
Harley Jones5
Sophie Brawn1
1-6
→1½-5½
Zach Bond1
Patrick Driscoll7
Round 4
Sarah Knight3
(Singles)
1-6
→1¼-5¾
Toby Proudfoot0
Patrick Driscoll7
Tony Ren0
Harley Jones5
2-5
→2¾-4¼
Katherine Drew1
Alan Dean7
Sophie Brawn1
Andrew Garrard6
3-4
→1¾-5¼
Alexei Newton0
Edward Brown2
Rupert Wilson3
Stew Sage2
4-3
→4¼-2¾
Alex Fairclough0
Nick Inglis6
Round 5
Nick Inglis6
(Singles)
6-1
→3-4
Alexei Newton0
Tony Ren0
Stew Sage2
Sophie Brawn1
6*-1*
→6½*-½*
Edward Brown2
Sarah Knight3
Toby Proudfoot0
Andrew Garrard6
3-4
→3½-3½
Katherine Drew1
Patrick Driscoll7
Alex Fairclough0
Alan Dean7
2-5
→2¼-4¾
Rupert Wilson3
Harley Jones5
Round 6
Sophie Brawn1
(Singles)
2-5
→3-4
Toby Proudfoot0
Nick Inglis6
Katherine Drew1
Andrew Garrard6
5*-2*
→4½*-2½*
Stew Sage2
Sarah Knight3
Rupert Wilson3
Edward Brown2
6-1
→6-1
Alexei Newton0
Harley Jones5
Tony Ren0
Alan Dean7
5½-1½
→5½-1½
Alex Fairclough0
Patrick Driscoll7
The Nick Leaton Novices’ Trophy (2019-11-20)
Won by Alex Fairclough:
AlexeiAlexTobyTotal
Alexei Newton134
Alex Fairclough639
Toby Proudfoot448
The Paul Thorpe University Pairs (2019-11-13)
Won by Patrick Barrie and Rachel Orrell:
Katherine Drew Edward Brown 2 Patrick Barrie 5*
Sam Kunin
Edward Brown Izzy Jarvis
Izzy Jarvis
Patrick Barrie 6 Patrick Barrie 5 Rachel Orrell
Rachel Orrell
Sophie Brawn 1 Rachel Orrell
Alex Fairclough
Megan Vaughan 4 Megan Vaughan 2*
Alexei Newton
Toby Proudfoot 3 Alexei Newton
Andrew O’Hagan
The Peterhouse Pot (2019-11-06)
Won by Patrick (I presume Barrie):
Patrick7*Patrick7*Patrick6*Patrick7*
Anthony0*
Alexei0*Charlotte0*
Charlotte7*
Ellery0*SophieWOSophie1*
Sophie7*
 RupertDQ
 Ed G7*Ed G6*Ed G0*
Zach5*Zach0*
Marc2*
Ed B0*Molly0*Stew1*
Molly7*
Kat1*Stew7*
Stew6*
The ETwA National Pairs (2019-10-19..20)
Won by Larry Kahn and John Mapley:
By positionTotalPPG
1: Larry Kahn & Jon Mapley705
2: Patrick Barrie & Harley Jones67½42328
3: Patrick Driscoll & Alan Harper614514
4: Alan Dean & Tim Hunt58½4528
5: Sarah Knight & Nick Inglis51⅓323
6: Andrew Garrard & Phil Buckham-Bonnett391626784
7: Edward Brown & Christian Gowers23½11928
8: Katherine Drew & Natasha Holmes211½
A B C D E F G H A B C D E F G H Total
A: Patrick Barrie & Harley Jones 2½-4½6-16-12*-5*6-14½-2½6-1 5*-2*4-32-56-16-16-15½-1½67½
B: Larry Kahn & Jon Mapley 4½-2½ 5½-1½6*-1*5-26-16-15½-1½2*-5* 4½-2½3-46-14-36-16-170
C: Alan Dean & Tim Hunt 1-61½-5½ 2*-5*6-16-16-15½-1½3-42½-4½ 4-34-35-26-16-158½
D: Patrick Driscoll & Alan Harper 1-61*-6*5*-2* 4-35½-1½5½-1½7*-0*5-24-33-4 2-56-16-16-161
E: Sarah Knight & Nick Inglis 5*-2*2-51-63-4 2⅓-4⅔6-16-11-61-63-45-2 6-16-14-351⅓
F: Andrew Garrard & Phil Buckham-Bonnett 1-61-61-61½-5½4⅔-2⅓ 7*-0*7*-0*1-63-42-51-61-6 6-12-53916
G: Edward Brown & Christian Gowers 2½-4½1-61-61½-5½1-60*-7* 5½-1½1-61-61-61-61-61-6 5-223½
H: Katherine Drew & Natasha Holmes 1-61½-5½1½-5½0*-7*1-60*-7*1½-5½ 1½-5½1-61-61-63-45-22-5 21
The Jubilee Trophy (..2019-10-20)
Alan Dean defeated Tim Hunt and Harley Jones:
Alan Dean116619½
Tim Hunt661115½
Alan Dean5415*620
Harley Jones2362*115
World Singles 71 (2019-10-18)
Won by Patrick Barrie over Larry Kahn, 25-24
The Exmouth Open (2019-10-06)
Won by Paul Moss:
PosPlayerRatings change
1Paul Moss+41
2Rupert Wilson+30
3Keith Seaman+23
4Alan Dean+11
5Harley Jones-13
6Kat Drew-18
7James Taylor-20
8Tim Hunt-22
9Marie Moss-35
The London Open (2019-09-07)
Won by Ben Fairbairn and Andrew Garrard:
By positionTotalPPG
1: Ben Fairbairn & Andrew Garrard22½4½
2: Sarah Knight & Tim Hunt21415
3: Nick Inglis & Graham Hancock19345
4: Edward Brown & Dave Smith (R3+)17325
5: Patrick Barrie & Steve Harbron153
6: Harley Jones & Katherine Drew10½2110
A B C D E F Total
A: Harley Jones & Katherine Drew 1-61-65-21½-5½2-510½
B: Sarah Knight & Tim Hunt 6-1 2-55*-2*4-34-321
C: Nick Inglis & Graham Hancock 6-15-2 3-42-53-419
D: Patrick Barrie & Steve Harbron 2-52*-5*4-3 1-66-115
E: Ben Fairbairn & Andrew Garrard 5½-1½3-45-26-1 3-422½
F: Edward Brown & Dave Smith 5-2†3-4†4-31-64-3 17

†: Edward Brown playing singles
The York Open (2019-08-03..04)
Pos’nNamePPGPlayedH’cap
1Phil Buckham-Bonnett445101
Christine Barrie41412
Katherine Drew471
Anne Everett420
2Sarah Knight31920102
Patrick Driscoll34557
3Dannish Babar37993
4Tim Hunt33140106
5Stew Sage32340102
6Sophie Brawn3193691
7Patrick Barrie31740107
8Greg Melia3133280
9Marc Mills331680
Alan Dean332877
Christian Gowers312462
Harley Jones26774
10Nick Inglis2710106
Ben Fairbairn23772
Josie Monaghan220
World Pairs 45 (2019-07-20)
Patrick Barrie & Harley Jones 4 2 4 4 5* 2 4 25
Larry Kahn & Dave Lockwood 3 5 3 3 2* 5 3 24

Easter Term 2019

The Charles Relle Trophy (“Squoplock Holmes”) (2019-06-12)
Won by Katherine Drew, by playing her villains
The Bombardier Joogs (2019-05-29)
Won (“narrowly”) by Patrick Barrie and Zach Bond:
Patrick Barrie
Javier Nuñez
5* Sophie Brawn
Megan Vaughan
3 Patrick Barrie
Zach Bond
6
Edward Brown
Molly Birch
2* Zach Bond
Javier Nuñez
4
Katherine Drew
Ed Green
6* Ed Green
Marc Mills
1 Katherine Drew
Javier Nuñez
1
Harley Jones
Ellecia Vaughan
1* Katherine Drew
Patrick Barrie
6
Election Winks (2019-05-22)
Won by Diana (if being declared PM is “winning” these days)
The AGM (2019-05-15)
See the Committee page for election updates
The Uri Gellar Spoon for bending the rules:
 Katherine Drew “for obvious reasons”
The Anne Austin Memorial Scarf for the most spectacular vomit:
 Katherine Drew and James Ireland for “after the SEPTIC garden party”
Niall Mackay memorial scarf for the most embarrassing novice mistake:
 Marc for “Squop... er...”
The Junior Treasurer’s “if I had all the money I’ve spent on drink, I’d spend it on drink” cashbox for the most tight-fisted winker:
 Everyone for “buying rounds cheaper than the one Ed bought on his 30-pint pub crawl”
The Whitebait-beached-whale/beached-whale-whitebait combo memorial trophy for the biggest fining qwxcl:
 Marc pre-emptively for “whenever we teach him Hungarian fisting”
The Paul Thorpe (University Pairs) Trophy (2019-05-08)
Won be Ed Green and Patrick Barrie:
Natasha Holmes
Marc Mills
1* Zach Bond
Sophie Brawn
1 Alex Johnson
Harley Jones
2
Zach Bond
Sophie Brawn
6*
Alex Johnson
Harley Jones
6 Alex Johnson
Harley Jones
6
Katherine Draw
Diana Paulding
1
Molly Birch
Edward Brown
5 Molly Birch
Edward Brown
0* Ed Green
Patrick Barrie
5
Adam Lovett
Charlotte Manser
2
Ed Green
Patrick Barrie
7*
The Peterhouse Pot (2019-05-01)
Won by Patrick Barrie:
Patrick Barrie7* Patrick Barrie7* Patrick Barrie7*
Nery5* Nery0*
Adam Lovett2*
Diana Paulding2* Zach Bond0*
Zach Bond5*
Edward Brown6* Edward Brown5* Edward Brown0*
James Ireland7* James Ireland1*
Natasha Holmes0*
Molly Birch2* Megan Vaughan0* Harley Jones2*
Megan Vaughan5*
Harley Jones7*
The ETwA National Singles (2019-04-27..28)
Won by Patrick Driscoll:
RankPlayerPoints
1Patrick Driscoll33½
2Patrick Barrie29½
3Jon Mapley28
4Larry Kahn26
5Nick Inglis25
6Alan Dean22
7Dave Lockwood16½
8Paul Moss15½
The Plate was won by Ed Green:
Pos’nNamePPGPlayedH’capOrig H’cap
1Ed Green41234
2Marie Moss41653
3Andrew Garrard416487
4Sarah Knight412434
5Katherine Drew4140511
6Natasha Holmes3557232
7Harley Jones391120566
8Andy Suggitt35841
9Edward Brown325555
10Keith Seaman31712056
11Stew Sage2232444
12Tim Hunt2232437
Susan Ellicott238111
13Phil Buckham-Bonnett211053
The Geoff Thorpe (ETwA National Novices’ Singles) Trophy (2019-04-27)
Won by Natasha Holmes:
RankPlayerGamesPointsPPG
1Natasha Holmes6264⅓
2Sophie Brawn5204
3Andy Suggitt6162⅔
Natasha Holmes7*-0*Andy Suggitt
Natasha Holmes1-6Andy Suggitt
Natasha Holmes4-3Andy Suggitt & Sophie Brawn
Sophie Brawn3-4Andy Suggitt & Natasha Holmes
Andy Suggitt1-6Natasha Holmes & Sophie Brawn
Natasha Holmes4-3Sophie Brawn
Andy Suggitt2-5Sophie Brawn
World Pairs 44 (2019-04-26)
Won by Larry Kahn and Dave Lockwood over Patrick Driscoll and Matty Rose 27-22
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (2019-04-24)
Won by Patrick Barrie:
Patrick Barrie6 Patrick Barrie6 Patrick Barrie5
Sophie Brawn1
Zach Bond5 Zach Bond1
Toby Bruce2
Edward Brown5 Edward Brown1 Harley Jones2
Natasha Holmes2
Harley Jones6 Harley Jones6
Katherine Drew1

Lent Term 2019

The ETwA National Handicapped Individual Pairs (2019-03-09)
Won by Edward Brown:
Pos’nNameH’cap PPGH’capPPG
1Edward Brown57121423
2=Alan Dean45126412
2=Harley Jones45124412
4Patrick Driscoll41465
5Molly Birch37813712
6Katherine Drew3230223
7Stew Sage31323
8Andrew Garrard3165256
9Geoff Thorpe312443712
10Nick Inglis223246313
11Sarah Knight2783316
12Patrick Barrie217247313
13Michael Higham21121123
Detail
Geoff Thorpe6-1Andrew Garrard & Molly Birch
Harley Jones6-1Stew Sage & Nick Inglis
Sarah Knight1-6Alan Dean & Katherine Drew
Michael Higham & Patrick Driscoll3-4Patrick Barrie & Edward Brown

Andrew Garrard4-3Katherine Drew & Sarah Knight
Stew Sage1½-5½Alan Dean & Molly Birch
Nick Inglis3-4Patrick Driscoll & Edward Brown
Geoff Thorpe & Harley Jones5-2Michael Higham & Patrick Barrie

Patrick Barrie7*-0*Katherine Drew & Andrew Garrard
Edward Brown5*-2*Geoff Thorpe & Sarah Knight
Patrick Driscoll7*-0*Stew Sage & Harley Jones
Nick Inglis & Molly Birch5-2Alan Dean & Michael Higham

Alan Dean2-5Andrew Garrard & Edward Brown
Michael Higham1*-6*Stew Sage & Sarah Knight
Katherine Drew1-6Geoff Thorpe & Patrick Driscoll
Nick Inglis & Harley Jones4-3Patrick Barrie & Molly Birch

Harley Jones6-1Michael Higham & Andrew Garrard
Geoff Thorpe1½-5½Alan Dean & Stew Sage
Molly Birch2*-5*Sarah Knight & Patrick Driscoll
Katherine Drew & Patrick Barrie3-4Nick Inglis & Edward Brown

Sarah Knight2-5Patrick Driscoll & Molly Birch
Patrick Barrie1-6Alan Dean & Edward Brown
Stew Sage4-3Katherine Drew & Nick Inglis
Andrew Garrard & Harley Jones6-1Michael Higham & Geoff Thorpe
The Half-Life Trophy (2019-02-23)
Won by Harley Jones, or more specifically lost by Andrew Garrard (sorry SiBo)
Pos’nNamePP(G+1)PlayedH’cap
1Harley Jones31854
2Edward Woodward*311251
3Patrick Driscoll312456
4Katherine Drew25650
5Patrick Barrie2111637
6Sophie Brawn21231
7Andrew Garrard21355
*Brown
Detail:
Harley Jones (4) 1-6
(= 1¾-5¼)
Andrew Garrard (5) Katherine Drew (0) 1-6
(= 3-4)
Edward Brown (1)
Patrick Driscoll (6) Patrick Barrie (7)
Edward Brown (1) 1-6
(= 2¼-4¾)
Sophie Brawn (1) Andrew Garrard (5) 3-4
(= 2½-4½)
Katherine Drew (0)
Patrick Driscoll (6) Harley Jones (4) Patrick Barrie (7)
Andrew Garrard (5) 4-3
(= 3-4)
Katherine Drew (0) Sophie Brawn (1) 3-4
(= 2¼-4¾)
Edward Brown (1)
Patrick Driscoll (6) Patrick Barrie (7) Harley Jones (4)
Patrick Driscoll (6) 7*-0*
(= 5*-2*)
Harley Jones (4) Sophie Brawn (1) 2-5
(= 3-4)
Edward Brown (1)
Katherine Drew (0) Andrew Garrard (5)
Harley Jones (4) 7*-0*
(= 7¾*- -¾*)
Patrick Driscoll (6) Edward Brown (1) 4-3
(= 3½-3½)
Katherine Drew (0)
Andrew Garrard (5)
The Paul Thorpe Trophy (2019-02-20)
Won by Patrick Barrie and Zach Bond:
Molly Birch Molly Birch Sophie Brawn 1
Diana Paulding
Alex Johnson Diana Paulding
Katherine Drew
Ishbel(?) 0* Sophie Brawn Ed Brown
Marc Mills
Sophie Brawn 7* Ed Brown
Ed Brown
Stew Sage 1 Patrick Barrie 6 Patrick Barrie 6
Adam Lovett
Patrick Barrie 6 Zach Bond
Zach Bond Zach Bond
Harley Jones 1
Natasha Holmes
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (2019-01-06)
Won by Patrick Barrie:
Patrick Barrie 7* Patrick Barrie 6 Patrick Barrie 6
Megan Vaughan 6 Megan Vaughan 0*
Alex Johnson 1
Natasha Holmes 4 Natasha Holmes 7* Natasha Holmes 1
Marc Mills 3
Rupert Knight 6 Rupert Knight 0*
Adam Lovett 1
Sophie Brawn 3 Katherine Drew 2 Zach Bond 1* Ed Green 1
Katherine Drew 4
Javier 0* Zach Bond 5
Zach Bond 0*
Ed Brown 6* Ed Brown 2* Ed Green 6*
Toby Bruce 1*
Ed Green 5*
The Peterhouse Pot (2019-01-23)
Won by Patrick Barrie:
Patrick Barrie Patrick Barrie 7* Patrick Barrie 6* Patrick Barrie 5*
Rupert Knight0* Sophie Brawn 0*
Sophie Brawn7*
Diana Paulding2* Zach Bond 0* Ed Brown 1*
Zach Bond5*
Ed Brown Ed Brown 7*
Natasha Holmes Natasha Holmes 7* Natasha Holmes 0* Harley Jones 2*
Josh5* Josh 0*
Marc Mills2*
Adam Fyfe1* Charlotte Manser 0* Harley Jones 7*
Charlotte Manser6*
Harley Jones Harley Jones 7*
Ed Brown won a third-place play-off
The Cambridge Open (2019-01-19..20)
Won by Alan Dean:
Pos’nNamePPGPlayed
Ed Wynn5142
Gabby Watson51
1Alan Dean4111212
Patrick Driscoll4128
2Tim Hunt4112412
3Andrew Garrard4113612
4Nick Inglis4117212
5Harley Jones412412
6Paul Moss3537212
Geoff Thorpe3236
Zach Bond3233
Christian Gowers310217
7Patrick Barrie351212
Molly Birch33168
8Marie Moss332211
Diana Paulding32
Marc Mills32
9Ed Brown2313612
Daniel Baryshnikov2563
Natasha Holmes2233
Sarah Knight2584
Ed Green2122
Sophie Sorkin2122
Katherine Drew2136
Marcus Macklin2131
Sophie Brawn2188
Rupert Knight24
Robert Sizer22
Ethan Lees1142
Megan Vaughan12
Stew Sage12
Alex Rispo Constantinou11
Daniel Barnett11
Jake Humbles11
The Somerset Invitation (2019-01-03..04)
Won by Tim Hunt:
Day 1
Round 1
Toby Bruce & Nick Inglis7*-0*Katherine Drew
Stewart Sage & Harley Jones5½-1½Andrew Garrard
Phil Buckham-Bonnett & Molly Birch0*-7*Tim Hunt
Round 2
Harley Jones & Katherine Drew5-2Phil Buckham-Bonnett
Andrew Garrard & Molly Birch6-1Toby Bruce
Nick Inglis & Tim Hunt4½-1½Stew Sage
Round 3
Phil Buckham-Bonnett & Andrew Garrard1-6Nick Inglis
Toby Bruce & Tim Hunt4-3Harley Jones
Stewart Sage & Katherine Drew6*-1*Molly Birch
Round 4
Stewart Sage & Toby Bruce6-1Molly Birch
Tim Hunt & Katherine Drew3-4Phil Buckham-Bonnett
Harley Jones & Nick Inglis5-2Andrew Garrard
Round 5
Molly Birch & Harley Jones1-6Tim Hunt
Phil Buckham-Bonnett & Stewart Sage1-6Nick Inglis
Katherine Drew & Andrew Garrard6-1Toby Bruce
Round 6
Andrew Garrard & Tim Hunt6-1Stewart Sage
Nick Inglis & Molly Birch5½-1½Katherine Drew
Toby Bruce & Phil Buckham-Bonnett3-4Harley Jones
Results after day 1
PosnPlayerTotal
1Nick Inglis34
2Tim Hunt30½
3Harley Jones23½
4Andrew Garrard22½
5=Stewart Sage22
5=Toby Bruce22
7Katherine Drew21½
8Molly Birch14½
9Phil Buckham-Bonnett11
Note: Since Molly and Toby had to depart unexpectedly after day 1, the “9-player mixed individual pairs all-play-all" was abandoned half way through, and points carried over to a “7-player mixed individual pairs all-play-all":
Day 2
Round 1
Nick Inglis4-3Tim Hunt & Harley Jones
Phil Buckham-Bonnett & Stewart Sage3-4Andrew Garrard & Katherine Drew
Round 2
Phil Buckham-Bonnett2-5Harley Jones & Andrew Garrard
Katherine Drew & Tim Hunt5-2Nick Inglis & Stewart Sage
Round 3
Katherine Drew0*-7*Andrew Garrard & Nick Inglis
Stewart Sage & Harley Jones6-1Phil Buckham-Bonnett & Tim Hunt
Round 4
Stewart Sage4-3Nick Inglis & Phil Buckham-Bonnett
Tim Hunt & Andrew Garrard6-1Katherine Drew & Harley Jones
Round 5
Tim Hunt4-3Phil Buckham-Bonnett & Katherine Drew
Harley Jones & Nick Inglis2*-5*Stewart Sage & Andrew Garrard
Round 6
Harley Jones2-5Katherine Drew & Stewart Sage
Andrew Garrard & Phil Buckham-Bonnett3-4Tim Hunt & Nick Inglis
Round 7
Andrew Garrard2-5Stewart Sage & Tim Hunt
Nick Inglis & Katherine Drew1-6Harley Jones & Phil Buckham-Bonnett
Final results (reverse order at PBB’s behest)
PosnPlayerDay 2 ptsTotal
7Phil Buckham-Bonnett2032
6Katherine Drew2740½
5Harley Jones2548½
4Stewart Sage3052
3Andrew Garrard3254½
2Nick Inglis2357
1Tim Hunt2858½

Michaelmas Term 2018

The Charles Relle Trophy (2018-11-28)
Won by Sean from Churchill by coming up with the name “Colourmagic” and thereby coming second (with some dispute about whether second should have gone to Zach for “Yooloo(seJames)”); Ethan, a new player, apparently came first, which is of course not the same as winning for traditional reasons - this sounds unusually coherent for a Relle
The Royal Match 60th reunion friendly (2018-11-25)
Won by Patrick Driscoll
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (2018-11-14)
Won by Patrick Barrie
Patrick Barrie6 Patrick Barrie5 Patrick Barrie6
Marc Mills6 Marc Mills1
Jake Humbles1
Ed Brown6* Ed Brown6* Ed Brown2
Sophie Brawn1*
Charlotte Manser2 Katherine Drew1*
Katherine Drew5
Natasha Holmes6* Natasha Holmes2 Ed Green1
Molly Cains1*
Toby Bruce1* Ed Green5
Ed Green 6*
The Peterhouse Pot (2018-11-07)
Won by Harley Jones
Sophie Brawn7* Sophie Brawn0* Zach Bond1* Edward Brown0*
Marc Mills0*
Molly Birch1* Zach Bond7*
Zach Bond6*
Edward Brown6* Edward Brown6*
Katherine Drew1*
Patrick Barrie7* Patrick Barrie2* Harley Jones7*
Rupert Knight0*
Molly Cains0* Harley Jones5*
Harley Jones7*
The ETwA National Pairs (2018-11-03..04)
Won by Patrick Barrie and Harley Jones
Qualifying
Team Opponent Score after round
A B C D E F G H I 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Total Posn
A Matthew Rose
Patrick Driscoll
A 6 4 4 7* 6 A:H A:G9 A:I15 F:A22 E:A26 D:A30 C:A34½ A:B40½ 1
B Tim Hunt
Alan Dean
1 B 4 6* 1 6 4 6 6 B:I6 F:B12 E:B13 B:H19 G:B23 B:C27 B:D33 A:B34 4
C Geoff Thorpe
(Singles)
3 C 3 3 3 6 0 D:C3 H:C9 C:F11½ C:G14½ I:C20 B:C23 C:A25½ C:E28½ 5=
D Patrick Barrie
Harley Jones
3 1* 4 D 6 6* 6 6* D:E D:C G:D15½ H:D21½ I:D27½ D:A30½ B:D31½ D:F37½ 2
E Sarah Knight
Nick Inglis
3 6 4 E 7* 6 6 2 D:E E:I E:F10½ E:B16½ E:A19½ G:E25½ H:E31½ C:E35½ 3
F Stew Sage
Philip Buckham-Bonnett
0* 1 1 0* F 1 1 3 F:G1 F:B2 E:F2 C:F F:A F:H I:F10½ D:F11½ 9
G Andrew Garrard
Michael Higham
3 4 1* 1 6 G 6* 5 F:G6 A:G G:D I:G14½ C:G18½ G:B21½ G:E22½ G:H28½ 5=
H Ed Green
Ed Brown
1 1 1 1 6 1* H 3 A:H H:C H:D B:H F:H11½ H:I14½ H:E15½ G:H16½ 8
I Steve Philips
Katherine Drew
1 1 1* 5 4 2 4 I B:I1 E:I6 A:I7 I:D9 I:C11½ H:I14½ H:I15½ I:F19½ 7
Upper League
Team Opponent Score after round
A' B' C' D' C/O 1 2 Total Posn
A' Matthew Rose
Patrick Driscoll
A' 0* 5 3 40½ A':D'43½ C':A'48½ A':B'48½ 2
B' Patrick Barrie
Harley Jones
7* B' 2⅓ 6 37½ B':C'39⅚ D':B'45⅚ B':A'52⅚ 1
C' Sarah Knight
Nick Inglis
2 4⅔ C' 3 35½ B':C'40⅙ C':A'42⅙ C':D'45⅙ 3
D' Tim Hunt
Alan Dean
4 1 4 D' 34 A':D'38 D':B'39 C':D'43 4
Lower League
Team Opponent Score after round
A' B' C' D' C/O 1 2 Total Posn
A' Andrew Garrard
Michael Higham
A' 5 4 28½ A':D'32 C':A'36 A':B'41 5
B' Geoff Thorpe
(Singles)
2 B' 5 5 28½ B':C'33½ D':B'38½ B':A'40½ 6
C' Steve Philips
Katherine Drew
3 2 C' 1 19½ B':C'21½ C':A'24½ C':D'25½ 8
D' Ed Green
Ed Brown
2 6 D' 16½ A':D'20 D':B'22 C':D'28 7
Patrick (mostly) has made the news for this
Ratings have been updated
The Paul Thorpe University Pairs (2018-10-31)
Won by Patrick Barrie and Katherine Drew
Ed Green Ed Green 2⅓
Jemima
Sophie Brawn Jemima
Sophie Brawn
Stew Sage ? Stew Sage 2
Demetri
Stew Sage 4⅓ Ed Brown
Ed Brown
Katherine Drew Katherine Drew ½ Ed Brown
Theo
Natasha Holmes Theo
Rupert Knight
Charlotte Manser 1 Patrick Barrie Patrick Barrie 5
Jarrod
Patrick Barrie 6 Diana
Diana
Harley Jones 6 Harley Jones Diana
Katherine Drew
Alias
Zach Bond 1 Alias
Bobby
The Bombardier Joogs (2018-10-24)
Won by Toby by drinking off a pint of flat lemonade against an absent Stew
Note: Harley played solo in round 1 expecting another, so Stew was randomly reinserted in round 2
Round 1Round 2Final
Toby Bruce & Ed Brown5 Toby Bruce & Ed Brown4 Toby Bruce & Stew Sage
Kat Drew & Marc Mills2
Stew Sage & Tash Holmes Zach Bond & Rupert Knight3
Harley Jones
Bobby Vos & Ed Green2 Diana Paulding & Patrick Barrie1 Harley Jones & Ed Brown
Rupert Knight & Zach Bond5
Molly Birch & Sophie Brawn1 Harley Jones & Stew Sage6
Patrick Barrie & Diana Paulding6
The Nick Leaton Novices’ Trophy (2018-10-18)
Won by Ed Brown
Ed BrownBobbyMarcCalTotal
Ed Brown6415½
Bobby1310½
Marc41
Cal31
The London Open (2018-09-08)
Won by Tim Hunt and Ed Green
TeamTotalPPG
1: Tim Hunt & Ed Green31½ 514
2: Alan Dean & Patrick Driscoll26 413
3: Nick Inglis & Sarah Knight23 356
4: Patrick Barrie & Natasha Holmes21½ 3712
5: Geoff Thorpe & Andrew Garrard17½ 21112
6: Dannish Babar & Ben Fairbairn15½ 2712
7: Harley Jones & Michael Higham12 2

Easter Term 2018

The Charles Relle Trophy (2018-06-13)
Won by Dr Sage for traditional reasons by strategically not turning up
However, Ed came first and Kat came second
The Bombardier Joogs (2018-06-06)
Won by Patrick Barrie (by drink-off default) and August Dahlkvist
Round the first Round the second The cup
Ham & Jonny1 Harley & Sophie2 August & Patrick6
Patrick & August6
Harley & James5 August & Patrick5
Diana & Greg2
Ed & Zach2 James & Stew1
James & Stew5
The Manchester & Somerset Society (University Singles) Trophy (2018-05-30)
Patrick7* Patrick6 Patrick6 Patrick6
Tash0*
James1
Stew Stew1
Adam
Kat0* Zach1 Harley1
Zach7*
Charlotte0* Harley6
Sophie1 Harley7*
Harley6
The AGM (2018-05-16)
The Uri Gellar Spoon for bending the rules: Andrew Garrard, for proposing a Constutional change and not amigossing a pint in advance
The Anne Austin Memorial Scarf: Zach for that time he got smashed off his face
The Niall Mackay Scarf: Gabby for insisting that Jesus Christ was a sandal
The Junior Treasurer’s “if I had all the money I’ve spent on drink, I’d spend it on drink” cashbox: Chase Distillery for smaller prizes
The Whitebait-beached-whale/beached-whale-whitebait combo memorial trophy for the biggest fining qwxcl: Adam for repeatedly not doing four in a row as Club Smith (“repeatedly failing to kill himself”)
The Cuppers final (2018-05-09)
Won by CUG&S
The Paul Thorpe (University Pairs) (2018-05-02)
Charlotte
Patrick
6 Charlotte
Patrick
5* Charlotte
Patrick
6
Katherine
Harley
1
Gabby
Stew
1 Sophie
James
2*
Sophie
James
6
Natasha
Zach
2 Ruslan
Ed
1
Ruslan
Ed
5
The Peterhouse Pot (2018-04-25)
Won by Patrick Barrie
  Patrick 7* Patrick 6*
Sophie 7* Sophie 0*
Kat 0*
Natasha 7* Natasha 0* Harley 1*
Ruslan 0*
  Harley 7*
The ETwA National Singles final (2018-04-22)
By positionTotalPPG
1: Patrick Barrie34½41314
2: Dave Lockwood27½31314
3: Patrick Driscoll26½31114
4: Alan Dean25½3914
5: Nick Inglis24337
6: Tim Hunt23327
7: Andrew Garrard22317
8: Sarah Knight13167

A B C D E F G H Total
A: Patrick Driscoll 2½-4½4-36-15-21-64-34-326½
B: Patrick Barrie 4½-2½ 6-13-46*-1*6-17*-0*2*-5*34½
C: Tim Hunt 3-41-6 4-36-11-64-34-323
D: Dave Lockwood 1-64-33-4 1½-5½6-16-16-127½
E: Alan Dean 2-51*-6*1-65½-1½ 6-14-36-125½
F: Andrew Garrard 6-11-66-11-61-6 5-22-522
G: Sarah Knight 3-40*-7*3-41-63-42-5 1-613
H: Nick Inglis 3-45*-2*3-41-61-65-26-1 24
The ETwA National Singles Plate (2018-04-22)
Pos’nNamePPGPlayedH’capOrig H’cap
1Geoff Thorpe513365
Daniel Barnett51812
Stew Sage4131623
2Paul Moss4716454
3Marie Moss32340511
4Ed Green391643
5Keith Seaman3134054
6Phil Buckham-Bonnett3940533
7Harley Jones21554
The ETwA National Singles qualifying (2018-04-21)
7-player league:
A B C D E F G Total
A: Patrick Driscoll 4-36-14-36-16-16-132
B: Dave Lockwood 3-4 2-53-46-15-26-125
C: Andrew Garrard 1-65-2 4-31*-6*6-14-321
D: Nick Inglis 3-44-33-4 2½-4½2*-5*6-120½
E: Keith Seaman 1-61-66*-1*4½-2½ 1*-6*1*-6*14½
F: Harley Jones 1-62-51-65*-2*6*-1* 5*-2*20
G: Ed Green 1-61-63-41-66*-1*2*-5* 14

8-player league
A B C D E F G H Total
A: Patrick Barrie 2-56-13-46-16-16-16-135
B: Alan Dean 5-2 3-46-10*-7*7*-0*6*-1*2*-5*29
C: Tim Hunt 1-64-3 6-15½-1½5½-1½6*-1*6-134
D: Geoff Thorpe 4-31-61-6 5-26-13-42½-4½22½
E: Paul Moss 1-67*-0*1½-5½2-5 3-44-33-421½
F: Stew Sage 1-60*-7*1½-5½1-64-3 6-14-317½
G: Phil Buckham-Bonnett 1-61*-6*1*-6*4-33-41-6 1*-6*12
H: Sarah Knight 1-65*-2*1-64½-2½4-33-46*-1* 24½
The Jubilee Trophy (2018-04-19..21)
Tim Hunt 6 3 6 1 6 22
Alan Dean 1 4 1 6 1 13
World Pairs 43 (2018-04-20)
Matthew Rose & Patrick Driscoll 5* 4 4 1 6 25½
Dave Lockwood & Alan Dean 2* 3 3 6 1 16½
Patrick was a substitute for Andy Purvis; Alan was a substitute for Larry Kahn

Lent Term 2018

The Charles Relle Trophy (2018-03-14)
No clear winner, since nobody potted anything
Harley reports that he listed 53 types of tree, which he counts as success
The Bombardier Joogs (2018-03-07)
Won by Patrick Barrie and Harley Jones
Diana & Kat1Patrick & Harley
Ham(es) & Harley6
Tash & Patrick4Tash & Ham
Gabby & Ed3
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (2018-01-28)
Not played (Cuppers matches were played instead)
Greetings, Professor Falken; the only winning move is not to play
The Half Life (2018-02-24)
Won by Sophie Brawn
Pos’nNamePP(G+1)PlayedH’cap
1Sophie Brawn23430
2Harley Jones22323
3Patrick Driscoll21216
4Patrick Barrie21327
5Andrew Garrard21434
6Charlotte Manser110
The Peterhouse Pot (2018-02-21)
Won by Patrick Barrie
Patrick 7* Patrick 7* Patrick 7* Patrick 7*
Misha 0*
Harley 0* Ed 0*
Ed 7*
Dan 7* Dan 0*
Katherine 0*
Zach 7* Zach 6* Zach 0*
James S 0*
Sophie 7* Sophie 1*
Tash 6* Tash 0*
Diana 1*
Note: Cuppers qualifying round matches between Peterhouse & Tiddly Hall, and Medwards Maulers & Fitz First, were also played
The ETwA Teams of Four (2018-02-17..18)
Won by “The Late” (Patrick Barrie, Geoff Thorpe and Andrew Garrard)
Details:
Team A: Yea, though I walk in the valley of the shadow of Geoff Total 65⅓
Patrick Driscoll6
Nick Inglis6
Stew Sage4
Sarah Knight2

Team B: Over to you Total 85½
Alan Dean6
Paul Moss4
Marie Moss0

Team C: The Late Total 98
Patrick Barrie7
Geoff Thorpe5
Andrew Garrard5

Team D: Short Total 87⅙
Harley Jones4
Ed Green3
Jonatan Rostén0
1 Sarah Knight2 & Nick Inglis6 5 2 Ed Green3
Patrick Driscoll6 & Stew Sage4 2⅓ 4⅔ Harley Jones4 & Jonatan Rostén0
6⅙
Patrick Barrie7 & Geoff Thorpe5 6 1 Alan Dean6 & Marie Moss0
Andrew Garrard5 6 1 Paul Moss4

2 Patrick Driscoll6 & Stew Sage4 5* 2* Ed Green3
4* 3*
Andrew Garrard5 7* 0* Alan Dean6 & Marie Moss0
6* 1*
Sarah Knight2 & Nick Inglis6 1 6 Harley Jones4 & Jonatan Rostén0
0 7
Patrick Barrie7 & Geoff Thorpe5 5 2 Paul Moss4
4 3

3 Marie Moss0 0* 7* Ed Green3
1½* 5½*
Alan Dean6 & Paul Moss4 6 1 Harley Jones4 & Jonatan Rostén0
Geoff Thorpe5 6 1 Stew Sage4 & Nick Inglis6
6 1
Patrick Barrie7 & Andrew Garrard5 6 1 Sarah Knight2 & Patrick Driscoll6
5 2

4 Andrew Garrard5 & Patrick Barrie7 6* 1* Stew Sage4 & Nick Inglis6
5½* 1½*
Alan Dean6 & Paul Moss4 7* 0* Ed Green3
6* 1*
Marie Moss0 1 6 Harley Jones4 & Jonatan Rostén0
2 5
Patrick Driscoll6 & Sarah Knight2 Geoff Thorpe5
5 2

5 Geoff Thorpe5 & Patrick Barrie7 1* 6* Harley Jones4
0* 7*
Andrew Garrard5 7* 0* Ed Green3 & Jonatan Rostén0
1¾*
Patrick Driscoll6 & Nick Inglis6 4 3 Alan Dean6
4 3
Stew Sage4 & Sarah Knight2 1 6 Paul Moss4 & Marie Moss0
½

6 Patrick Barrie7 & Geoff Thorpe5 6 1 Ed Green3 & Jonatan Rostén0
Andrew Garrard5 3 4 Harley Jones4
Alan Dean6 6 1 Sarah Knight2 & Stew Sage4
Paul Moss4 & Marie Moss0 1 6 Nick Inglis6 & Patrick Driscoll6
3 4

7 Patrick Barrie7 & Andrew Garrard5 7* 0* Alan Dean6 & Marie Moss0
5½* 1½*
Ed Green3 Sarah Knight2
3 4
Geoff Thorpe5 3 4 Paul Moss4
Harley Jones4 3 4 Stew Sage4 & Nick Inglis6

8 Harley Jones4 5 2 Sarah Knight2
4 3
Ed Green3 4 3 Stew Sage4 & Nick Inglis6
5 2
Alan Dean6 & Marie Moss0 4 3 Geoff Thorpe5
5 2
Patrick Barrie7 & Andrew Garrard5 6 1 Paul Moss4
5 2

9 Marie Moss0 1 6 Harley Jones4
3 4
Patrick Barrie7 & Geoff Thorpe5 6 1 Nick Inglis6
6 1
Andrew Garrard5 5 2 Stew Sage4 & Sarah Knight2
4 3
Paul Moss4 & Alan Dean6 Ed Green3

10 Andrew Garrard5 7* 0* Nick Inglis6
7½* -½*
Paul Moss4 & Alan Dean6 5* 2* Harley Jones4
4½* 2½*
Marie Moss0 6 1 Ed Green3
Stew Sage4 & Sarah Knight2 4 3 Patrick Barrie7 & Geoff Thorpe5

11 Nick Inglis6 & Sarah Knight2 5* 2* Alan Dean6
6* 1*
Harley Jones4 1 6 Geoff Thorpe5
Patrick Barrie7 & Andrew Garrard5 4 3 Ed Green3
Stew Sage4 5 2 Paul Moss4 & Marie Moss0
4 3

12 Geoff Thorpe5 6 1 Ed Green3
5 2
Harley Jones4 5 2 Patrick Barrie7 & Andrew Garrard5
6 1
Stew Sage4 1 6 Alan Dean6
2 5
Paul Moss4 & Marie Moss0 4 3 Nick Inglis6 & Sarah Knight2
5 2
The Paul Thorpe (2018-02-14)
Won by Sophie and Zach:
Yasmin
August
1 Patrick
Natasha
Sophie
Seceratty
4
Patrick
Natasha
6
Misha
Diana
Sophie
Seceratty
Sophie
Seceratty
Carl
Greg
1 Ham
Katherine
2 Charlotte
Stew
3
Ham
Katherine
6
Charlotte
Stew
5
The Cambridge Open (2018-02-03..04)
Won by Tim Hunt
Pos’nNamePPGPlayed
Stew Sage5184
Christian Gowers52
Sophie Sorkin51
1Tim Hunt4172412
2Andrew Garrard441111
3Nick Inglis431010
4Alan Dean41412
Gabby Watson44
Geoff Thorpe313147
5Patrick Barrie3192412
6Harley Jones371010
Patrick Driscoll3124
Natasha Holmes3122
Alan Harper3255
Sarah Knight31
7Paul Moss2101111
Zach Bond2233
Sophie Brawn2584
8Marie Moss2112412
Daniel Barnett22
Ed Green21
Jonathan Whiting1342
Katherine Drew1122
Megan Vaughan1121
Toby Bruce1121
Charlotte Manser11
Jake Humbles11
Nathan Spence11
James Ireland123
Daniel Baryshnikov122
Round
1
Christian Gowers
Alan Harper
4 - 3 Marie Moss
Tim Hunt
Alan Dean
Harley Jones
4 - 3 Patrick Driscoll
Sarah Knight
Patrick Barrie
Jonathan Whiting
2½ - 4½ Nick Inglis
Stew Sage
Andrew Garrard
Paul Moss
5½ - 1½ Geoff Thorpe
James Ireland
Round
2
Marie Moss
Nick Inglis
3 - 4 Patrick Driscoll
(Singles)
Alan Dean
Nathan Spence
1 - 6 Patrick Barrie
Christian Gowers
Tim Hunt
Stew Sage
5½ - 1½ Paul Moss
(Singles)
James Ireland
Alan Harper
0* - 7* Harley Jones
Geoff Thorpe
Andrew Garrard
Gabby Watson
6 - 1 Jonathan Whiting
(Singles)
Round
3
Alan Dean
Patrick Barrie
7* - 0* Marie Moss
James Ireland
Gabby Watson
Tim Hunt
5* - 2* Ed Green
Geoff Thorpe
Round
4
Geoff Thorpe
(Singles)
1 - 6 Nick Inglis
Tim Hunt
Patrick Barrie
(Singles)
6 - 1 Gabby Watson
Paul Moss
Alan Harper
Marie Moss
2 - 5 Alan Dean
Andrew Garrard
Round
5
Tim Hunt
(Singles)
3 - 4 Gabby Watson
Alan Dean
Geoff Thorpe
Andrew Garrard
4 - 3 Patrick Barrie
Marie Moss
Alan Harper
Harley Jones
5 - 2 Nick Inglis
Paul Moss
Round
6
Nick Inglis
(Singles)
1½ - 5½ Stew Sage
Andrew Garrard
Alan Dean
(Singles)
6 - 1 Patrick Barrie
Paul Moss
Marie Moss
(Singles)
1* - 6* Harley Jones
Tim Hunt
Round
7
Andrew Garrard
(Singles)
6 - 1 Daniel Barnett
Alan Dean
Tim Hunt
Paul Moss
5* - 2* Harley Jones
Patrick Barrie
Patrick Driscoll
Marie Moss
1* - 6* Alan Harper
Nick Inglis
Round
8
Daniel Barnett
Andrew Garrard
3 - 4 Marie Moss
Paul Moss
Jake Humbles
Harley Jones
1 - 6 Patrick Driscoll
Tim Hunt
Patrick Barrie
Nick Inglis
2 - 5 Alan Dean
Stew Sage
Round
9
Sophie Brawn
Marie Moss
5½ - 1½ Toby Bruce
Megan Vaughan
Alan Dean
Tim Hunt
6 - 1 Charlotte Manser
Andrew Garrard
Harley Jones
Paul Moss
2 - 5 Sophie Sorkin
Patrick Barrie
Round
10
Harley Jones
(Singles)
3 - 4 Patrick Barrie
Andrew Garrard
Daniel Baryshnikov
Marie Moss
1 - 6 Zach Bond
Nick Inglis
Alan Dean
Paul Moss
3 - 4 Sophie Brawn
Tim Hunt
Round
11
Patrick Barrie
(Singles)
6 - 1 Zach Bond
Tim Hunt
Alan Dean
(Singles)
7* - 0* Daniel Baryshnikov
Harley Jones
Sophie Brawn
Andrew Garrard
1 - 6 Natasha Holmes
Nick Inglis
Geoff Thorpe
Paul Moss
6* - 1* Katherine Drew
Marie Moss
Round
12
Tim Hunt
(Singles)
6 - 1 Natasha Holmes
Patrick Barrie
Marie Moss
(Singles)
5 - 2 Katherine Drew
Alan Dean
Sophie Brawn
(Singles)
0* - 7* Harley Jones
Andrew Garrard
Zach Bond
Paul Moss
1 - 6 Nick Inglis
Geoff Thorpe
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (University Singles) (2018-01-24)
Won by Patrick Barrie
Patrick7* Patrick6 Patrick6
Jonny2* Greg0*
Greg5*
Charlotte2 Elvis Presley3 Zach1
El Pres5
Zach5* Zach4
Gabby2*
Harley6 Harley7* Harley1
Ham4 Ham1
Sophie3
Diana Diana2* Stew0*
Siri
Stew5*
New Year’s Resolution Winks (2018-01-17)
Won by Patrick Barrie
Round 1Round 2
James + Gabby1 Ed + Ed1*
Thomas + Patrick6 Patrick + Greg6*
Harley + Sin4 James + Sophie4
Ed + Zach3 Sin + Thomas3
Sophie + Greg4⅔ Harley + August7*
August + Charlotte2⅓ Charlotte + Gabby0*
The Somerset Invitation (2018-01-03..04)
Won by Tim Hunt
A B C D E F 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
A Stew 4 5 5 4 6 2 5* 4 2 4 6 8 12 16 22 26 30 35 40 41 42 47 50 52
2 4 1 3 1
B Nick 3 5 2 6 4 3 6 3 6 5 8 14 20 23 25 27 30 31 36 42 48 50 54 58
2 6 5 6 4
C Timmy 2 4 5 6 6 6 3 5 5* 6 9 15 19 24 29 34 38 44 50 56 62 64 68 73
4 6 5 6 4
D Sarah 1 2 3 3 1 6 1 1 3 8 9 12 15 16 19 20 21 22 23 24½ 29½ 32½ 37½
1 1 5 3 5
E PBB 2* 4 1 3 4 5 1 1 1 5 6 7 11 16 19 22 24 26 32 37½ 39½ 42½ 43½
3 2 6 3 2
F Harley 5 4 1 5 2* 6 6 3 6 1 6 11 14 16 18 22 28 34 36 37 38 43 47 53
1 2 4 5 2
Key:
Singles (score against) Pairs (score partnering)Score after round...
Pairs (score partnering)

Michaelmas Term 2017

The Charles Relle Trophy (2017-11-29)
Decried as confusing and not working (both of which are traditional) and therefore won by Stew, who didn’t turn up
The Paul Thorpe Trophy (University Pairs) (2017-11-22)
[Ed: As reported to me, as closely as I can be bothered to render it:]
James & August4🎩1
Zach & Diana3Jámêζ & Âuǧust
Gabbieyie & Ham6*Gabeeeeeee & Jam6
Charl-Ed & Sophieyie1*
The Bombardier Joogs (2017-11-15)
Quarter final: El Pres. & Charlotte 6-1 August & Dan; Patrick & Greg 5*-2* Harley & Zach
Semifinal: HarleyEd* & El Pres. 3-4 Gabby & Patrick; Sophie & Greg 6-1 Joe & Charlotte
Final: Sophie & Greg 1-6 Gabby & Patrick
* According to Zach, “Ed was given a bye/by/bi because it was deemed that he was on his way but didn’t turn up so a looser was randomly re-dawn to enter the semi finals. Harley was that person and is hence forth known as HarleyEd.” I trust HarleyEd will stick to this name, even though I don’t want to know why he’s “looser”.
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (University Singles) (2017-11-08)
Quarter-final: Patrick 7*-0* Jerome; James 6-1 Christian; Zach 7*-0* Sophie; Harley 6-1 Charlotte
Semi-final: Patrick 7*-0* James; Zach 3-4 Harley
Final: Patrick Barrie 6-1 Harley Jones
The Peterhouse Pot (2017-11-01)
Qualifying: Thanar 6*-1* Stew; Patrick 7*-0* Jerome; Joe 2⅓-4⅔ Sophie
Quarter-final: Stew 0*-7* Patrick; Sophie 0*-7* Charlotte; Zach 0*-7* Harley; James 7*-0* Gabby
Semi-final: Patrick 7*-0* Charlotte; Harley 6*-1* James
Final: Patrick Barrie 1*-6* Harley Jones
The ETwA National Pairs (2017-10-28..29)
Won by Matthew Rose and Patrick Driscoll
  1. Matthew Rose & Patrick Driscoll: 62
  2. Alan Dean & Tim Hunt: 56½
  3. Stew Sage & Andrew Garrard: 39½
  4. Sarah Knight & Nick Inglis: 36
  5. Harley Jones & Ed Green: 34½
  6. Max Lockwood & Keith Seaman: 33½
  7. Steve Phillips & Geoff Thorpe: 32
The Nick Leaton (2017-10-18)
Quarter final:
Brock & Jerome 3½-3½ Dan & August (win by potting race)
Miles & Sarah 2-5 Gabby & Joe
Semi-final:
Dan & August 6-1 Gabby & Joe
Lucinda & Sandra N 6-1 Greg S & Willis O
Final:
Dan & August 5-2 Sandra N & Willis O (Lucinda Mk 2)
The London Open (2017-09-02)
Won by Patrick Driscoll and Alan Dean:
Pos’nTeamTotalPPG
1Alan Dean & Patrick Driscoll205
2=Tim Hunt & Andrew Garrard14
2=Geoff Thorpe14
4Dannish Babar & Ben Fairbairn123
5Sarah Knight & Nick Inglis10
The Exmouth Open (2017-07-22..23 and 2017-08-26..27)
Won by Rupert Wilson
The ETwA Teams of Four (2017-07-29..30)
Won by Yea, though I walk in the shadow of the valley of Geoff

Easter Term 2017

The Charles Relle Trophy (2017-06-14)
Probably won by Harley Jones, although nobody seems all that sure; yay beer
General Election Winks (2017-06-07)
Won by Harley Jones, representing Labour and large red winks
Ed Green Patrick Barrie Elinor Macnab James Ireland Stewart Sage James Sturdy Harley Jones Megan Vaughan Zach Bond Diana Paulding Sophie Sorkin
Plaid Cymru UKIP SNP Sinn Fein Liberal Democrats Conservative Labour Mad Irish Green DUP Monster Raving Loony
Purple Black Yellow White Orange Large blue Large red Large green Small green Small blue Small blue
Scotland
England
Wales
N.Ireland
Awards at the AGM (2017-05-17)
The Uri Gellar Spoon for bending the rules: Harley Jones, for nominating (and seconding) himself
The Anne Austin Memorial Scarf: Daniel Barnett, for traditional reasons, at the London Collective
The Niall Mackay Scarf: Everyone who played in the NHIPper for letting Ed Green win
The Junior Treasurer’s “if I had all the money I’ve spent on drink, I’d spend it on drink” cashbox: CJ for never buying a round
The Whitebait-beached-whale/beached-whale-whitebait combo memorial trophy for the biggest fining qwxcl: Daniel Barnett, for three pints with Ben (by Presidential tie-break)
The final of Cuppers (Wednesday 2017-05-10)
Won by The Excelleg Esteemed Association Croquet Society of the King’s College of Our Lady and Saint Nicholas in Cambridge Elite Tiddlywinks Squadron First Team [sic] 14½-13½ over C.U.G&S Society
The Paul Thorpe University Pairs (2017-05-03)
Won by Patrick Barrie and Harley Jones, 6-1 over Stew Sage and James Sturdy
The ETwA National Singles (2017-04-22..23)
Won by Patrick Barrie:
By positionTotalPPG
1: Patrick Barrie63514
2: Larry Kahn615112
3: Patrick Driscoll57434
4: Nick Inglis50⅓4736
5: Tim Hunt48⅔4118
6: Alan Dean47½32324
7: Geoff Thorpe4731112
8: Jon Mapley38½3524
9: Harley Jones32½21724
10: Ed Green292512
11: Phil Buckham-Bonnett27½2724
12: Stew Sage25⅔2536
13: Sarah Knight18⅓11936
A B C D E F G H I J K L M Total
A: Patrick Barrie 1-66-11-65-26-16-16-16-17*-0*6-17*-0*6-163
B: Larry Kahn 6-1 4-36-15-25½-1½1-61½-5½6-17*-0*6-17*-0*6-161
C: Alan Dean 1-63-4 4-34-31-66*-1*5½-1½5-25-26-16-11*-6*47½
D: Patrick Driscoll 6-11-63-4 5*-2*5-22*-5*3-46-16*-1*7*-0*7*-0*6-157
E: Nick Inglis 2-52-53-42*-5* 6*-1*2⅓-4⅔6-15½-1½5*-2*5½-1½4-37*-0*50⅓
F: Jon Mapley 1-61½-5½6-12-51*-6* 3-42*-5*2-56-11-66-17*-0*38½
G: Tim Hunt 1-66-11*-6*5*-2*4⅔-2⅓4-3 1-66-15-26-14-35*-2*48⅔
H: Geoff Thorpe 1-65½-1½1½-5½4-31-65*-2*6-1 5-27*-0*5-26-10*-7*47
I: Harley Jones 1-61-62-51-61½-5½5-21-62-5 3-45-24-36*-1*32½
J: Stew Sage 0*-7*0*-7*2-51*-6*2*-5*1-62-50*-7*4-3 4-34⅔-2⅓5-225⅔
K: Phil Buckham-Bonnett 1-61-61-60*-7*1½-5½6-11-62-52-53-4 6-13-427½
L: Sarah Knight 0*-7*0*-7*1-60*-7*3-41-63-41-63-42⅓-4⅔1-6 3-418⅓
M: Ed Green 1-61-66*-1*1-60*-7*0*-7*2*-5*7*-0*1*-6*2-54-34-3 29
The Singles’ Plate (2017-04-23)
Won by CJ Barrie:
Pos’nNamePPGPlayedH’capOrig H’cap
1CJ Barrie47841
2Daniel Barnett414233
3Andrew Garrard27846
Ronit Wineman121½1
ETwA National Congress (2017-04-22)
Chairman: Sarah Knight
Treasurer: Stew Sage
Secretary: Andrew Garrard
Winking World Editor: Ed Green
Publicity Officer: Philip Buckham-Bonnett
The World Singles (2017-04-21)
Won by Patrick Barrie, 25-17 over Larry Kahn
Game scores: 6*-1*, 1-6, 4-3, 7*-0*, 6*-1*, 1-6
The National Handicapped Individual Pairs (2017-04-08)
Won by Ed Green:
Pos’nNamePPGPlayedExpertiseH’cap
1Ed Green5186Novice1
Megan Vaughan4122Novice0
2Harley Jones435726Intermediate3
3Nick Inglis311126Expert6
4Stew Sage39105Intermediate3
5Toby Bruce3786Novice0
6Andrew Garrard3236Intermediate4
7Sarah Knight319305Intermediate2
8Alan Dean3586Expert7
9Matthew Rose3584Expert7
10Eleanor Drinkwater311205Novice0
Sophie Sorkin3382Novice0
11Frances Drachenberg3155Novice0
12Patrick Barrie3186Expert7
13Phil Buckham-Bonnett31126Intermediate3
Michele Sorkin32Novice0
14Rupert Wilson223246Intermediate3
15Ferd Wulkan211126Expert5
16Keith Seaman2896Intermediate4
17Jonny Ruffell2455Novice0
18Bob Henninge231726Expert7
Anthony Sorkin2182Novice0

Lent Term 2017

The Charles Relle Trophy (2017-03-15)
Elinor Macnab got the most points, followed by Toby Bruce
However, since the spoon was inverted, Harley Jones, Ed Green and Zach Bond (on two points each) won
According to the President: We played a game called Squop - Whistol, a tedious whist variant played with a “Rummypub” deck (the club now has one). There are 11 suits (the pub crawls), 2 trump “potting” suits are selected and two “squopping” suits are selected. Squopping works by holding the trick to the next round such that a large pile of cards builds up to be won. Bristoling (squopping and discarding and extra of your cards beneath it) swaps the order of the numbers (low is high) as indicated by the orientation of a spoon in a glass. (This was found to be required when mass confusion broke out.) Potting as the leading card is equivalent to a Penhaligon - in which case the suits that are potting and squopping are swapped round.
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (2017-03-08)
Won by Patrick Barrie
Quarter-finals: PJB 7*-0* EMKM; MHLV 0*-7* HALTJ; TCO 4-3 ZWMB; EDG bye
Semi-finals: PJB 5-2 HALTJ; TCO 2-5 EDG
Final: PJB 6-1 EDG
The Paul Thorpe (2017-03-01)
Won by Patrick Barrie & James Sturdy (7*-0* vs Zach Bond & Jonatan Rostén)
The Bombardier Joogs (2017-02-22)
Won by Patrick Barrie
The Half Life (2017-02-12)
Won by James Ireland
	      
Pos’nNamePP(G+1)PlayedH’cap
1James Ireland33542
2Andrew Garrard32547
3Harley Jones271046
4Jonathan Whiting191632
5CJ Barrie5812
The Peterhouse Pot (2017-02-08)
Won by Patrick Barrie
Barrrie7*-0*RrricharrrdZrrrach7*-0*Elinorrr Jrrrames0*-7*TrrrobyDianarrr0*-7*Grrreen
Barrrie7*-0*Zrrrach Trrroby0*-7*Grrreen
Barrrie7*-0*Grrreen
The Cambridge Open (2017-02-04..05)
Won by Patrick Barrie
Pos’nNamePPGPlayed
1Patrick Barrie47812
2Alan Dean491111
Tim Hunt4355
Christian Gowers41
Geoff Thorpe41
Patrick Driscoll41
Harley Jones3455
Andrew Garrard3344
Ed Green3584
Nick Inglis33105
Daniel Barnett3163
Sarah Knight33
3Phil Buckham-Bonnett2192211
Elinor Macnab2233
Marie Moss2233
4Zach Bond25812
Toby Bruce2121
CJ Barrie2199
Paul Moss22
The Paul Thorpe (University Pairs) (2017-01-25)
Not contested
The Somerset Invitation (2017-01-03..04)
Traditional individual pairs all-play-all won by Harley Jones
Bonus carry-over excitement for the 30th Somerset won by Andrew Garrard
The Deborah Fisher Wedding (2016-12-11)
Successfully negotiated by Ms Deborah Fisher (President 2011-2012) and Neil Gedalla. Congratulations!

Michaelmas Term 2016

The Charles Relle Trophy (University Drunken Mixed Pairs) (2016-11-30)
Won by Fergus Riche
The Manchester & Somerset Society (University Singles) Trophy (2016-11-23)
Won by Ed Green
The Bombardier Joogs (University Individual Pairs) (2016-11-16)
Won by Patrick Driscoll and Elinor Macnab
The Peterhouse Pot (2016-11-09)
Won by Patrick Barrie
The ETwA National Pairs (2016-11-05..06)
Won by Patrick Driscoll and Matthew Rose
TeamTotalPPG
1: Matthew Rose & Patrick Driscoll48445
2: Alan Dean & Andrew Garrard42½414
3: Nick Inglis & Sarah Knight40⅔4115
4: Patrick Barrie & Jonny Ruffell34⅓31330
5: Stew Sage & Phil Buckham-Bonnett26235
6: Harley Jones & Ed Green18½11720
The EGM (2016-11-02)
Zacharias William Michael Bond was elected as the new President
The Paul Thorpe (University Pairs) Trophy (2016-11-02)
Semi-final
Stewart Sage & Patrick Barrie7*-0*Elinor Macnab & Zach Bond
Harley Jones & Andrew Garrard7*-0*Jarrod Ashton
Final
Stewart Sage & Patrick Barrie5*-2*Harley Jones & Andrew Garrard
Losers’ Plate
Elinor Macnab & Jarrod Ashton1½-5½Zach Bond & (partially) Ed Green
The Nick Leaton Trophy (2016-09-19)
Won by Jarrod and Richard
World Pairs 42 (2016-10-01)
Andy Purvis & Matthew Rose 6251*46327
Patrick Driscoll & Alan Harper 1526*31422
The London Open (2016-09-11)
Won by Patrick Driscoll and Matthew Rose:
Pos’nTeamTotalPPG
1Matthew Rose & Patrick Driscoll31516
2Harley Jones & Patrick Barrie24½4112
3=Andrew Garrard & Alan Dean21½3712
3=Sarah Knight & Nick Inglis21½3712
5Tim Hunt & Ben Fairbairn19316
6Daniel Barnett & Dannish Babar16223
7Ed Green13½214

Easter Term 2016

The Charles Relle Trophy (2016-06-08)
Won by Stew Sage, by coming second
The web site maintainer is advised that this was determined before the start of play, but is unclear whether this meant predetermination that whoever came second would win, or that Stew would
EU Referendum Winks (2016-06-01)
Resulted in a draw when the last immigrant to gain British Citizenship and the double agent brexiteer plummeted into the arctic sea together (Toby sent off the half blue half yellow combo wink and the last red wink at the same time); Death Letters then won
The 30th anniversary of the invention of Yogi’s Whist (2016-05-19)
Won by Nicky Collins (79)
Rupert Thompson (91, 3 rounds’ whitebait)
Harley Jones (101)
Patrick Driscoll (105)
Stew Sage (115)
Anthony (126, final 6 rounds’ whitebait)
Toby Bruce played in 9 rounds and got 58
The Paul Thorpe (2016-05-18)
Semi-final: Harley Jones and Patrick Barrie 7*-0* Elinor Macnab
Final: Harley Jones and Patrick Barrie 6-1 Stew Sage and Toby Bruce
The AGM (2016-05-11)
The Uri Gellar Spoon for bending the rules
Charles Relle (for being posthumously ranked 12th in the world)
The Anne Austin Memorial Scarf for the most embarrassing explosion
Harley Jones (for the Cambridge Blue)
The Niall Mackay Scarf for the most embarrassing novice mistake
Sophie Sorkin (for giving up in the Half Life for “playing badly” while winning the tournament)
The Secretary’s “If I had all the money I’ve spent on drink I’d spend it on drink” cashbox
Won by the club, for financial irregularities
The Beached Whale-Whitebait/Whitebait-Beached Whale Combo! Memorial Trophy (for the biggest-fining qwxcl of the year)
Won by Toby Bruce
The Peterhouse Pot (2016-05-04)
Quarter final
Ed Green7*-0*Joe Cooper
Harley Jones7*-0*Toby Bruce
Stew Sage7*-0*Elinor Macnab
Semi final
Ed Green7*-0*Harley Jones
Stew Sage1*-6*Patrick Barrie
Final
Ed Green0*-7*Patrick Barrie
The ETwA National Singles (2016-04-30..2016-05-01)
By positionTotalPPG
1: Larry Kahn68½51724
2: Patrick Barrie605
3: Patrick Driscoll5941112
4: Alan Dean54412
5: Nick Inglis50416
6: Matthew Rose484
7: Paul Moss413512
8: Harley Jones38½3524
9: Geoff Thorpe373112
10: Stew Sage26216
11: Ben Fairbairn252112
12: Ed Green20123
13: Sarah Knight191712
A B C D E F G H I J K L M Total
A: Larry Kahn 4-34-35½-1½6-16-17*-0*6-16-16-16-16-16-168½
B: Patrick Barrie 3-4 4-35-24½-2½4½-2½6-16-16*-1*3-46-16-16-160
C: Matthew Rose 3-43-4 1-62-54½-2½6-11-62½-4½6-16-16-17*-0*48
D: Alan Dean 1½-5½2-56-1 1-64½-2½6-16-15*-2*6-16-16*-1*4-354
E: Patrick Driscoll 1-62½-4½5-26-1 5½-1½5-26-17*-0*7*-0*2*-5*6-16-159
F: Nick Inglis 1-62½-4½2½-4½2½-4½1½-5½ 6-14-36-16-16-16-16-150
G: Geoff Thorpe 0*-7*1-61-61-62-51-6 2-55*-2*7*-0*6-14-37*-0*37
H: Paul Moss 1-61-66-11-61-63-45-2 6-12-57*-0*6-12-541
I: Harley Jones 1-61*-6*4½-2½2*-5*0*-7*1-62*-5*1-6 7*-0*6*-1*7*-0*6*-1*38½
J: Stew Sage 1-64-31-61-60*-7*1-60*-7*5-20*-7* 6-14-33-426
K: Sarah Knight 1-61-61-61-65*-2*1-61-60*-7*1*-6*1-6 3-43-419
L: Ed Green 1-61-61-61*-6*1-61-63-41-60*-7*3-44-3 3-420
M: Ben Fairbairn 1-61-60*-7*3-41-61-60*-7*5-21*-6*4-34-34-3 25

The Plate:
Pos’nNamePPGPlayedH’capOrig
H’cap
Daniel Barnett412111
1Andrew Garrard3172056
2CJ Barrie39164½0
Harley Jones25824
World Singles 69 (2016-04-29)
Larry Kahn66*5*6528
Patrick Barrie11*2*127
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (2016-04-27)
Quarter-final: Patrick Barrie 7*-0* Elinor Macnab
Joe Cooper 3-4 Stew Sage
Harley Jones 5-2 Toby Bruce
Semi-final: Patrick Barrie 6*-1* Stew Sage
Harley Jones 1½-5½ Ed Green
Final: Patrick Barrie 7*-0* Ed Green
Losers’ Plate: Jake Humbles & Elinor Macnab 1-6 Toby Bruce & Joe Cooper
The Bombardier Joogs (2016-04-20)
Semi-final: Harley Jones & Joe Cooper 3-4 Patrick Barrie & Toby Bruce
Ed Green & Craig Winfield 5-2 Elinor Macnab
Final: Ed Green & Patrick Barrie 7*-0* Toby Bruce & Craig Windfield
The Half Life Trophy (2016-03-12)
The nicest-sounding tournament of the year, won not-suspiciously by the trophy originator and tournament organiser, Andrew Garrard
Pos’nNamePP(G+1)PlayedH’cap
1Andrew Garrard3111257
2Toby Bruce32351
3Sophie Sorkin31221
4Jake Humbles22541
5Megan Vaughan21321
6Harley Jones211255
7Elinor Macnab221
8Karina Allen021
RoundGame
1Toby Bruce7*-0*Jake Humbles
Andrew Garrard(6½*-½*)Harley Jones
2Jake Humbles6-1Toby Bruce
Andrew Garrard(5½-1½)Harley Jones
Karina Allen0*-7*Sophie Sorkin
(0*-7*)Megan Vaughan
3Harley Jones4-3Sophie Sorkin
(3½-3½)Andrew Garrard
Toby Bruce7*-0*Megan Vaughan
(7*-0*)Karina Allen
4Jake Humbles3-4Toby Bruce
(3-4)
Andrew Garrard6*-1*Elinor Macnab
(4*-3*)Harley Jones
5Elinor Macnab1-6Harley Jones
(3-4)
Andrew Garrard7*-0*Jake Humbles
(4*-3*)Toby Bruce

Lent Term 2016

The Charles Relle Trophy (2016-03-09)
Won by Stew Sage and Harley Jones
The Nick Ashley (2016-02-10..2016-03-02
PlayerRoundTotalPPGPOD
1234567891011121314151617
Toby Bruce 7370506114777777 764343
Joe Cooper 6447266636 5051
Harley Jones 757750000 313494
Elinor Macnab 06361 163.2-2
Zach Bond 1151 72130
Ed Green 0007 71340
Alfie Watts22
Megan Vaughan 121026 61.2-4
Alfie Watts 2 220
Sophie Sorkin 01 112-1
Fergus Riche 0 00-1
The Cambridge Open (2016-02-20..21)
Won by Patrick Barrie
Pos’nNamePPGPlayed
1Patrick Barrie5111212
Alan Harper4126
2Tim Hunt41312
3Nick Inglis421111
4Alan Dean41612
Patrick Driscoll4177
Geoff Thorpe3344
Sarah Knight3124
Christian Gowers3122
Harley Jones2799
Daniel Barnett2126
5Andrew Garrard251212
6CJ Barrie21510
7Toby Bruce191010
Joe Cooper1126
Megan Vaughan11
The Bombardier Joogs (2016-02-03)
Won by Louise &: Patrick 6-1 Joe & Elinor
Semi-final: Sophie Sorkin &: Toby Bruce 1-6 Louise O’Donnell & Patrick Barrie
Megan Vaughan & Joe Cooper 1-6 Elinor Macnab
The Peterhouse Pot (2016-01-27)
Won by Stew Sage 5*-2* Patrick Barrie
Semi-final: Zach 0*-7* Patrick
Stew Sage 7*-0* Elinor Macnab
Quarter-final: Toby Bruce 1*-6* Zach Bond
Ed Green 1*-6* Patrick Barrie
The Paul Thorpe Trophy (2016-01-20)
Won by Ed & Ben 1-6 Toby & Patrick
Semi-final: Ed Green & Ben Plowden 6-1 Elinor Macnab & Zach Bond
Toby Bruce & Patrick Barrie 4-3 Stew Sage & Joe Cooper

Michaelmas Term 2015

The Charles Relle Trophy (2015-12-02)
Won by Stew Sage (by coming second)
The National Handicapped Individual Pairs (2015-11-29)
Won by David Bradley-Williams
The Sarah Knight Memorial Doodah (2015-11-25)
Won by Stew Sage
The Peterhouse Pot (2015-11-04)
Won by Stew Sage
First round: Zach 0*-7* Stew / Toby 5*-2* Elinor / Fergus 0*-7* Harley / Karina 0*-7* Megan
Quarterfinal: Stew 7*-0* Toby / Harley 6*-1* Megan / Jake 6*-1* Anne / Judith 2*-5* Sophie
Semifinal: Stew 5*-2* Harley / Jake 7*-0* Sophie
Final: Stew 7*0* Jake
The Bombardier Joogs (2015-10-28)
Won by Patrick in the drink-off over Zach
First round: Toby & Corsten 1½-5½ Zach & Joe / Nicky & Patrick 6*-1* Megan & Harley
Semifinal: Patrick & Zach 6-1 Nicky & Dan / Joe & Ben 6-1 Elinor & Sophie
Final: Patrick & Zach 6-1 Joe & Benet
The Nick Leaton Novices’ Trophy (2015-10-21)
Preliminary round: Kim & Karina 4-3 Anne & Eric
Semifinal 1: Anne & Eric 2*-5* Toby & Zach
Semifinal 2: Megan & Sophie 3-4 Dan & Corsten
Final: Toby & Zach 6*-1* Dan & Corsten
The London Open
Won by Andrew Garrard (2015-09-19)

Easter Term 2015

The Charles Relle Trophy
Won by Joe Cooper, possibly (2015-06-10)
The inaugural “River Cam Something Something Something Trophy”
Run by Harley Jones (5 games) over Daniel Barnett (4 games) and Elinor Macnab (0 games) (2015-06-16)
Election to SEPTIC
Dr Timothy James Hunt has been elected as an honorary member of SEPTIC (SEPTIC Garden Party, 2015-06-04)
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy
Won by Patrick Barrie, 7*-0* over Stew Sage (2015-06-03)
First round: Patrick 7*-0* Elinor; Stew 6*-1* Harley
Cuppers
Won by Jesus over Selwyn, 5-2 (2015-05-27)
The AGM (2015-05-13) resulted in the following awards:
The Uri Gellar Spoon for bending the rules
Awarded to Daniel Barnett for creating a tournament so that he could win it, and then not winning it
The Anne Austin Memorial Scarf for the most embarrassing explosion
Awarded to Daniel Barnett for the incident at the dinner
The Niall Mackay Scarf for the most embarrassing novice mistake
Awarded to Jake Humbles for claiming not to have done anythig embarrassing
The Secretary’s “if I had all the money I’ve spent on drink, I’d spend it on drink” cashbox
Awarded to Geoff Thorpe for offering madeira for the club dinner, but not providing it
The Beached Whale-Whitebait/Whitebait-Beached Whale Combo! Memorial Trophy (for the biggest-fining qwxcl of the year)
Awarded to Nick Jarman for ending up in a field outside Cambridge after a pub crawl
Note: This title for the trophy has been established by papal decree, irrespective of the reality engraved on the trophy
The Bombardier Joogs
Won by Patrick Barrie in a drink-off against Elinor Macnab (2015-05-06)
The Peterhouse Pot
Won by Patrick Barrie (2015-04-29)
The ETwA National Singles
Won by Patrick Barrie (2015-04-25..26)
The Plate was won by Andrew Garrard (2015-04-26)
World Singles 68
Won by Larry Kahn over Patrick Barrie, 25-24 (2015-04-24)
The Paul Thorpe
Won by Patrick Barrie and Elinor Macnab (2015-04-22)

Lent Term 2015

The Charles Relle Trophy
Won by Ed Green (2015-03-11)
The Nick Ashley League
Won by Ed Green and Harley Jones (2015-02-11..2015-03-04)
Results table:
Pos’nWinkerTotalPPGΔPot-out
1=Mr Ed Green87½4.0+4
1=Mr Harley Jones87½4.0+4
3Mr Daniel Barnett65½4.7+4
4Dr Patrick Barrie38½3.9-1
5Mr Joe Cooper252.5-4
6Mr Rob Byron 93.0-1
7Mr Nick Jarman 7½3.80
8Mr Andrew Garrard 4½4.50
9Mr Jake Humbles 3½1.80
10Miss Elinor Macnab 3½0.4-6
11Mr Francis Wragg 33.00
12Mr Fergus Riche 10.50
The Jubilee Trophy
Retained by Alan Dean over Harley Jones, 20-15 (2015-02-25)
The Half Life Trophy
Won by Daniel Barnett with a handicap-adjusted p.p.g.+1 of 4⅛ (2015-02-22)
Second: Andrew Garrard, with a handicap-adjusted p.p.g.+1 of 2⅜
Third: Louise Dunderdale, with a handicap-adjusted p.p.g.+1 of ¾
Note: Louise has never played before, and therefore has a nominal rating of 1500. Being higher than the President’s current rating of 1456, she was handicapped 2 for this tournament, and the President was handicapped 1 (Andrew was handicapped 7). Game results were:
Louise 0*-7* Daniel & Andrew (adjusted score 1-6)
Daniel 6-1 Louise & Andrew (adjusted score 7¾ - -¾)
Andrew 7*-0* Daniel & Louise (adjusted score 4¼-2¾)
The Bombardier Joogs
Won by Patrick Barrie and Ed Green (2015-02-04)
The Jubilee Trophy
Won by Alan Dean over Harley Jones, 24½-10½ (2015-02-04)
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy
Won by Patrick Barrie (2015-01-28)
The Paul Thorpe Trophy
Won by Stew Sage and Alan Dean (2015-01-21)
The Cambridge Open
Won by Alan Harper (2015-01-18)
Pos’nNamePPGPlayed
Larry Kahn5577
Chris Abram5233
Dannish Babar52
Matthew Rose4346
Patrick Driscoll4344
1Alan Harper41210
2Nick Inglis41510
3Patrick Barrie432211
4 =Andrew Garrard412412
4 =Charles Relle412412
4 =Harley Jones412412
Andy Purvis46
Rick Tucker43
7Alan Dean3677212
James Cullingham3342
Alasdair Grant3236
Ed Green3124
8Tim Hunt3297212
9James Murray352412
Paul Moss3155
Geoff Thorpe3184
Chris Goddard31
10Phil Buckham-Bonnett2353612
Stew Sage2344
Liz Ackland2125
Sarah Knight2177
Elizabeth Whalley19105
Marie Moss1355
11Richard Ackland171212
Dave Clarkson1122
Bill Steen11
Christian Gowers11
CJ Barrie01
Jake Humbles01
Nick Jarman01
The Peterhouse Pot
Won by Patrick Barrie (2015-01-14)
The Somerset Invitation
Won by Alan Harper (2015-01-04)

Michaelmas Term 2014

The Charles Relle Trophy
Won by Ed Green and Nick Jarman (2014-12-03)
The ETwA National Handicapped Individual Pairs
Won by Stew Sage (2014-11-30)
The inaugural Cards Against Humanity tournament
Won by Ed Green (2014-11-29)
The Peterhouse Pot
Won by Harley Jones (2014-11-26)
First Round: Stew Sage 5*-2* Patrick Barrie, Ed Green 2*-5* Daniel Barnett
Semifinals: Stew Sage 0*-7* Harley Jones, Daniel Barnett 7*-0* Elinor Macnab
Final: Harley Jones 5*-2* Daniel Barnett
The Paul Thorpe (University Pairs) trophy
Won by Stew Sage & Joe Cooper, 4-3 over Daniel Barnett & Elinor Macnab (2014-11-19)
The Manchester & Somerset Society (University Singles) trophy
Won by Patrick Barrie (2014-11-12)
First round: Harley Jones 7*-0* Elinor Macnab, Daniel Barnett 7*-0* Joe Cooper
Semifinals: Patrick Barrie 6-1 Harley Jones, Ed Green 6*-1* Daniel Barnett
Final: Patrick Barrie 6-1 Ed Green
The Bombardier Joogs
Won by Patrick Barrie in a drink-off against Elinor Macnab (2014-10-29)
Qualifying: Patrick Barrie & Daniel Barnett 4½ - 2½ Stew Sage & Nicky Collins
Joe Cooper & Elinor Macnab 2½ - 4½ Nick Jarman
Final: Patrick Barrie & Elinor Macnab 5* - 2* Daniel Barnett & Nick Jarman
The ETwA National Pairs (second edition)
Retained by Patrick Barrie and Nick Inglis (2014-10-26)
The Nick Leaton
Won by Rob Byron over Elinor Macnab, 6-1 (2014-10-22)
The London Open
Retained by Patrick Barrie and Alan Harper (2014-09-20)

Easter Term 2014

The Relle (“Crawl Czar”)
Won by Nick Jarman (2014-05-11) (six pint fine won by the President)
The Paul Thorpe
Won by Daniel Barnett and Harley Jones 4-3 over Stew Sage (but Stew won the suck-off)
The Bar Billiards
Won by Patrick Barrie (2014-05-25)
The Peterhouse Pot
Won by Patrick Barrie (2014-05-14)
Details: Alan 0*-7* Stew, Daniel 0*-7* Patrick; Patrick 6*-1* Stew, Daniel 1*-6* Alan
The AGM (2014-05-07) resulted in the following awards:
The Uri Gellar Spoon for bending the rules
Awarded to Rupert Thompson at the AGM For not being absent while not being present
The Anne Austin Memorial Scarf for the most embarrassing explosion
Awarded to Nick for the incident on the Eraina (RIP) stairs on Stew’s birthday
The Niall Mackay Scarf for the most embarrassing novice mistake
Awarded to Nick for asking Stew “Why are you so old?”
The Secretary’s “if I had all the money I’ve spent on drink, I’d spend it on drink” cashbox
Awarded to Fergus for still not having bought Patrick a beer in his entire life
The Whitebait-Beached Whale/Beached Whale-Whitebait Combo Memorial Trophy for the most embarrassing fining qwxcl
Awarded to Ben Fairbairn for an 8 pint fine in Tøppen at Rupert’s birthday
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy
Won by Patrick Barrie (2014-04-30)
The National Pairs
Won by Patrick Barrie and Nick Inglis (2014-04-27)

Lent Term 2014

The Relle
Won by Harley Jones (2014-03-12)
The National Handicapped Individual Pairs
Won by Bob Wilkinson (2014-03-09)
The Half Life
Won by Francis Wragg (2014-02-23)
The Cambridge Open
Won by Patrick Barrie (2014-02-02)
The Bombardier Joogs
Won by someone? (2014-01-22)

Michaelmas Term 2013

The Relle
Won by Ed Green (2013-12-04)
The National Teams of Four
Won by Charles Relle, Geoff Thorpe, Andrew Garrard and Alan Dean (2013-11-24)
The National Singles
Won by Patrick Barrie (2013-10-27)
Student trophy won by Francs Wragg
World Pairs 41
Won by Andy Purvis and Matthew Rose over Larry Kahn and Matthew Fayers, 25.5-23.5 (2013-10-25)
World Singles 67
Won by Patrick Barrie over Larry Kahn, 26-23 (2013-10-24)
The London Open
Won by Patrick Barrie and Alan Harper (2013-09-07)

Easter Term 2013

The Muscovy Duck
Won by Alan Harper, Nick Inglis, Ed Wynn and someone else; SiBo lost
Croquet
CUTwC defeated TolkeinSoc and the Bridge Club (twice) (May Week)
The Relle
Everyone was disqualified for not following the rules, so beer won (2013-06-12)
The Peterhouse Pot
Defeated by the call of The Mill (2013-05-29)
The AGM (2013-05-15) resulted in the following awards
The Uri Gellar Spoon: Ed Green
The Anne Austin Memorial Scarf: Stew, Rupert and Sarah
The Niall Mackay Scarf: Nicky Collins and Nick Jarman
The “If I had all the money I’ve spent on drink, I’d spend it on drink” Cash Box: Fergus Riche
The Whitebait-Beached Whale/Beached Whale-Whitebait Combo Memorial Trophy: Everyone who played Death Letters at the Somerset
The Bombardier Joogs
Won by Patrick Barrie, partnering Sarah Knight (2013-05-08)
The Varsity Match
Won by Cambridge, 106-6 (2013-05-04)
The Paul Thorpe University Pairs
Contested (2013-05-01)
The ETwA National Pairs
Won by Alan Harper and Matthew Rose (2013-04-28)
World Pairs 60
Retained by Matthew Fayers and Larry Kahn (2013-04-26)

Lent Term 2013

The Relle
Won by Harley and Stew, by turning up
The Peterhouse Pot
Won by Stew Sage (2013-02-20)
The Half Life Trophy
Won by Ed Green (2013-02-17)
The Sarah Knight Memorial Trophy
Won by Patrick Barrie (2013-02-13)
The Paul Thorpe University Pairs
Won by Harley Jones (and Harley Jones) (2013-02-06)
The Bombardier Joogs
Won by Francis Wragg over Patrick Barrie (2013-01-30)
The Cambridge Open
Won by Patrick Barrie (2013-01-27)
The President’s Vice was won by Sarah Knight
The Quinn Quaich was won by Harley Jones

Michaelmas Term 2012

The Charles Relle Trophy
Won by Nick Inglis (2012-11-28)
The National Handicapped Individual Pairs
Won by Aylin Cakiroglu (2012-11-25)
The Joogs
Cancelled due to other commitments (2012-11-21)
The Paul Thorpe
Cancelled in the interests of a novice-friendly practice session (2012-11-14)
The Peterhouse Pot
Won by Patrick Barrie (2012-10-31)
The ETwA National Singles
Won by Patrick Barrie (2012-10-28)
The non-qualifiers’ Plate was won by Ed Green (2012-10-28)
World Singles 66
Won by Larry Kahn (2012-10-26)
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy
Won by Larry Kahn (2012-10-24)
The Nick Leaton
Won by Nicky Collins (2012-10-17)

Easter Term 2012

The Salutation Open
Senior competition won by Charles Relle (2012-08-19)
The London Open
Won by Alan Dean and Charles Relle (2012-07-14)
Junior competitions won by Ross Gregory and Sam Arnollt (18-19/8/2012)
The Charles Relle Trophy
(Trivialwinks) Won by Stew Sage (2012-06-13)
Election to the Committee: Harley Jones elected Secretary (2012-06-13)
The Bombardier Joogs
Won by Patrick Barrie and Stew Sage (no drink-off) (2012-05-30)
The Peterhouse Pot
Won by Patrick Barrie (2012-05-16)
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy
Won by Patrick Barrie (2012-05-02)
The ETwA National Pairs
Won by Alan Dean and Larry Kahn (2012-04-29)
World Pairs 39
Won by Matthew Fayers and Larry Kahn (2012-04-27)

Lent Term 2012

The ETwA National Teams of Four
Won by Philip Buckham-Bonnett, Ben Fairbairn, Andrew Gould and Alan Harper (2012-03-25)
The Charles Relle Trophy
(Identity Theft) Won by Fergus Riche (2012-03-14)
The Peterhouse Pot
Won by Patrick Barrie (2012-02-29)
The Half-Life Trophy
Won by Ben Fairbairn (2012-02-26)
The Paul Thorpe
Won by Patrick Driscoll and Christian Gowers (2012-02-22)
The Joogs
Won by Patrick Barrie and Daniel Hyman (2012-02-08), drink-off won by Patrick Barrie (2012-02-15)
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy
Won by Patrick Barrie (2012-02-01)
The Cambridge Open
Won by Patrick Barrie (2012-01-22)
Elections to the Committee:
Ed Green elected Publicity Officer, David Storey elected Junior Treasurer (2012-01-18)
The Somerset Invidation (3-4/1/2012)
Jointly won by Ed Wynn and Alan Harper

Michaelmas Term 2011

The Charles Relle Trophy
(Apples to Apples) Won by Stew Sage (2011-11-30)
The Shrewsbury Open
Won by Patrick Driscoll (2011-11-27)
The Peterhouse Pot
Won by Stew Sage (2011-11-23)
The National Handicapped Individual Pairs
Won by Tony Ren (2011-11-20)
The Joogs
Won by Alan Harper (2011-11-02)
The ETwA National Singles
Won by Patrick Barrie; the Plate was won by Ben Fairbairn (29-30/10/2011)
World Singles 65
Won by Larry Kahn over Matthew Fayers, 25.5-16.5 (2011-10-28)
The Nick Leaton
Won by David Storey (2011-10-19)
The London Open
Won by Alan Dean and Charles Relle (2011-06-25)

Easter Term 2011

The AGM (2011-05-11) resulted in the following awards
The Uri Gellar Spoon: Rupert Wilson
The Anne Austin Memorial Scarf: Brittany Schaefer
The Niall Mackay Scarf: Andrew Garrard
The “If I had all the money I’ve spent on drink, I’d spend it on drink” Cash Box: Rupert Wilson
The Whitebait-Beached Whale/Beached Whale-Whitebait Combo Memorial Trophy: Dannish Babar
The ETwA National Pairs
Won (by ½ a point via a final round 7*-0*) by Andy Purvis and Matthew Rose (2011-05-08)
The IFTwA World Pairs (match 38)
Retained by Larry Kahn and Matthew Fayers over Andy Purvis and Matthew Rose (2011-05-06)
The Varsity Match
Cambridge beat Oxford 99-13 - a record scoreline (2011-05-01) - details

Lent Term 2011

The CUTwC cribbage tournament
Won by Stew Sage (2011-03-17)
The Charles Relle Trophy
Won by Dannish Babar (2011-03-16)
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy
Won by Patrick Barrie, 7†-0† over Phillip Buckham-Bonnett (2011-03-02)
The Paul Thorpe
Won by Stew Sage and Joe Crouch (2011-03-23)
The ETwA National Teams of Four
Won by a team of Alan Dean, Steve Phillips, Charles Relle and Keith Seaman (2011-03-13)
The Peterhouse Pot
Won by John Haslegrave, tactically beating Patrick Barrie in the final (2011-02-02)
The Cambridge Open
Won by Matthew Fayers (2011-01-30)
The Bombardier Joogs
Won by Patrick Driscoll (2011-01-26)

Michaelmas Term 2010

The Charles Relle Trophy
Won by Stewart Sage
The ETwA National Handicapped Individual Pairs/Shrewsbury Open
Won by Matthew Fayers
The Paul Thorpe
Won by Alan Harper and Christian Gowers over Stewart Sage and Sarah Knight in the final
The Peterhouse Pot
Won by John Haslegrave, beating Patrick Barrie in the final
The ETwA National Singles
Won by Larry Kahn
The National Singles Losers’ Plate
Won by Christian Gowers
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy
Won by Patrick Barrie
The Nick Leaton Novices’ Trophy
Won by Michael Bennett

Easter Term 2010

The Bombardier Joogs
Won by Alan Harper

Lent Term 2010

The Charles Relle Trophy
Won by Dannish Babar
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy
Won by John Haslegrave
The Bombardier Joogs
Won by Phillip Buckham-Bonnett & Alan Harper (drink-off not recorded)

Michaelmas Term 2009

The Charles Relle Trophy
Won by Stewart Sage
The Bombardier Joogs
Won by Alan Harper & Stewart Sage (drink-off not recorded)
The Paul Thorpe University Pairs
Won by Phillip Buckham-Bonnett & Christian Gowers
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy
Won by Patrick Barrie and(!) Alan Harper
The Nick Leaton Novices’ Trophy
Won by Kevin Meng

Easter Term 2009

Croquet
CUTwC defeated the Bridge Club
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy
Won by Patrick Barrie
The Paul Thorpe University Pairs
Won by Alan Harper & Stewart Sage
The Bombardier Joogs
Won by Stewart Sage & Phillip Buckham-Bonnett (drink-off not recorded)

The Dark Ages

(Until someone digs out some minutes books or finds an archive of cutwc.net)

The Varsity Match (2006-05-06)
Won by Cambridge, 80-32:

Oxford
 

 
Cambridge

Charlie Oakley
Nik Bamford
Liz Ford
Heather Golding
Nicola Golding
Mary Travers
Chris Hook
Lucinda O’Donovan
Totals
David Bradley-Williams
Toby Wood

1

6

5

2

17
Sarah Knight
Dave Beckett

6

1

1*

6*

2

5

1*

6*

18
Serita Rana
Alan Harper

1

6

2

5

1

6

1*

6*

23
Patrick Driscoll
Phil Freeman

5

2

0*

7*

1*

6*

0*

7*

22
Totals 13½ 4 9

80

32

Easter Term 2004

The Traditional Bar Billiards Tournament (2004-05-09)
Won by Alan Harper
The Total Lunar Exlipse Tournament (2004-05-05)
Won by the Moon Team: Stew Sage, James Gooding, Matt Fayers & Nick Inglis
The Bombardier Joogs (2004-04-28)
Won by Matt Fayers & Rupert Thompson (Matt winning the slurp-off)
The Paul Thorpe (2004-04-21)
Won by Stew Sage & Rupert Thompson
The 3rd Traditional Cribbage Tournament (2004-04-02)
Won by Patrick Barrie

Lent Term 2004

The Charles Relle Trophy (2004-03-10)
Won by Rupert Thompson, Anthony Horton, Alan Harper & Sarah Quinn
The Varsity Match (2004-03-07)
Won by Cambridge 75-37
The Peterhouse Pot (2004-02-03)
Won by Patrick Driscoll
The Paul Thorpe Trophy (2004-01-28)
Won by Matt Fayers & Claire Oakley
The Bombardier Joogs (2004-01-21)
Won by Matt Fayers and Ben Fairbairn (Matt winning the drink-off)

Michaelmas Term 2003

The Charles Relle Trophy (2003-12-03)
Won by Patrick Driscoll
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (2003-11-26)
Won by Nick Inglis
The Bombardier Joogs (2003-11-19)
Won by Stew Sage and Matt Fayers; Stew won the drink-off (with accusations of a false start)
The Paul Thorpe Trophy (2003-11-12)
Won by Stew Sage and Nick Inglis
The Peterhouse Pot (2003-11-05)
Won by Matthew Fayers
The Nick Leaton Novices’ Trophy (2003-10-22)
Won by James Gooding
The President’s Memorial Pint (2003-10-15)
Won by Claire Oakley
The Traditional Cricket Match (2003-06-16)
Won by the Bridge Club, by 28 runs

Easter Term 2003

The Charles Relle Trophy (2003-06-11)
Won by Rupert Thompson
The Paul Thorpe Trophy (2003-06-04)
Won by Chris Abram and Rupert Thompson
The Peterhouse Pot (2003-05-28)
Won by Patrick Barrie
Note that the final featured three people called Barrie, and was so exciting that one of them was born a few days later
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (2003-05-14)
Won by Patrick Barrie
The Bombardier Joogs (2003-04-30)
Won by Nick Inglis and Sarah Quinn; Sarah demolished Nick in the drink-off
The ETwA National Pairs (2003-04-26..27)
Won by Matt Fayers and “some American”
The George & Dragon tournament (2003-04-23)
Won by Georges’ team (Stew Sage, Matt Fayers, Patrick Barrie, Patrick Driscoll)

Lent Term 2003

The Second Traditional Cribbage Tournament (2003-03-20)
Won jointly by Patrick Barrie and Matt Fayers
The Peterhouse Pot (2003-03-05)
Won by Patrick Barrie
The Varsity Match (2003-03-02)
Won by Oxford:

Oxford
 

 
Cambridge

Charlie Oakley
Andrew Walpole
Matt Moorhouse
Andrew Gorman
Ann Carter
Rachel Gray
Rob Payne
Andrew Allen
Totals
Ben Fairbairn
Liz Batty

2*

5*

6

1

2⅓

4⅔

4

3

13⅔
Chris Abram
Sarah Quinn

4

3

4

3

4

3

2

5

14
Alan Harper
Laura Clarke

3

4

2*

5*

4

3

13½
Matt Harper
Navindu Katugampola

5

2

4

3

1

6

12½
Totals 14 21 12⅓ 11

53⅔

58⅓

The Bombardier Joogs (2003-02-05)
Won by Alan Harper
The Neptune Conjunction Collaboration Tournament (2003-01-29)
Won by Matt Fayers
The Cambridge Open (2003-01-25..26)
Won by Patrick Barrie

Michaelmas Term 2002

The Charles Relle Trophy (2002-12-04)
Won by Patrick Barrie, Stew Sage and Matt Fayers
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (2002-11-30[?])
Won by Patrick Barrie
The Peterhouse Pot (2002-11-20)
Won by Matt Fayers
The ETwA National Handicapped Individual Pairs (2002-11-17)
Won by Ed Wynn
The Paul Thorpe Trophy (2002-11-13)
Won by Ed Wynn and Steve (from Queens’)
The Bombardier Joogs (2002-10-30)
Won by Matthew Fayers in the drink-off against Stew Sage
The ETwA National Singles (2002-10-26..27)
Won by Matthew Rose
The Plate was won by Paul Moss
The 56th World Singles (2002-10-25)
Defended by Patrick Barrie over Dave Lockwood, 28½-13½
(7*-0*, 4-3, 6-1, 1-6, 4½-2½, 6-1)
The 24th World Pairs (2002-10-25)
Defended by Patrick Barrie & Ed Wynn over Matt Fayers & Larry Kahn 26½-22½
(4-3, 4-3, 1*-6*, 6-1, 6-1, 3-4, 2½-4½)
The Nick Leaton Novices’ Trophy (2002-10-23)
Won by Poppy Aldam
The President’s Memorial Pint (in honour of the President’s late brain) (2002-10-16)
Won by Hain Maung
The 55th World Singles (2002-10-06)
Defended by Patrick Barrie against Ed Wynn 25-17
The World Mile Winks Record (2002-08-31)
Set over a modified Peano Curve course in Stradbroke, Suffolk by Ed Wynn and James Cullingham, with a time of 52 minutes 10 seconds
A team of Stew Sage, Alan Harper and Andrew Garrard also broke the previous record with a time of 56 minutes 8 seconds

Mini dark age

Records missing

Lent Term 2002

The Varsity Match (2002-02-17)
Won by Cambridge over Oxford, 74½-37½:

Cambridge

Oxford

Alan Harper
Matt Harper
Matt Fayers
Ben Fairbairn
Chris Abrams
Matt Adams
Anthony Horton
Patrick Driscoll
Totals
Charlie Oakley
Andrew Walpole

5

2

3

4

12
Abigail Hancocks
Andrea Gorman

5

2

5*

2*

6

1

6

1

6
Rob Payne
Chris Jones

5

2

3

4

5

2

12½
Ann Carter
Sally Close
Matt Cichra

3

4

6

1

6

1

6

1

7
Totals 13 21½ 20 20

37½

74½

Michaelmas Term 2001

The Nick leaton Novices’ Trophy (2001-10-07)
Won by Matt Harper
The Long Vac (2001-09-15..16)
Won by Matthew Fayers
The Wessex Trophy (2001-08-11..12)
Won by the A Team (Patrick Barrie, Alan Dean, Tim Hunt, Phil Carmody, Christine Barrie and Paul Moss)
The London Open (2001-07-07)
Won by Patrick Barrie and Charlie Oakley

Easter Term 2001

The (Soaked in) Party Politics Tournament (2001-06-06)
Won by Matthew Fayers (Smug Basterd Party)
The Peterhouse Pot (2001-05-30)
Won by Matthew Fayers over Alan Harper, 7*-0*
The Paul Thorpe Trophy (2001-05-09)
Won by Stew Sage & Patrick Driscoll, 6-1
The Bombardier Knockabout Joog (2001-04-26)
Won by Alan Harper over Nick Inglis

Lent Term 2001

Another mini-dark age

The Varsity Match (2001-02-25)
Won by Cambridge, 80-32:

Oxford
 

 
Cambridge

Abigail Hancocks
Jared Beitman
Andrea Gorman
Chris Jones
Andrew Walpole
Matt Moorhouse
Ann Carter
Rob Payne
Totals
Patrick Driscoll
Daniel Cole

3

4

3

4

2*

5*

1

6

19
Rishi Shah
Anthony Horton

1

6

1

6

5*

2*

2

5

19
Chris Abram
Sarah Brown

2

5

2

5

2*

5*

18½
Matt Fayers
Alan Harper

1*

6*

1

6

1*

6*

23½
Totals 7 10

80

32

The London Open (2000-07-08)
Won by Tim Hunt & Phil Carmody (in Bridge Leisure Centre, Sydenham):
Round 1
Matthew RoseJames Cullingham61Stew SagePaul Moss
Andrew GarrardBen Deane16Matt FayersCharles Relle
Patrick BarrieCharlie Oakley61Pete KeevashJames Murray
Tim HuntPhil Carmody61Christine WigginsChris Abram
Round 2
Stew SagePaul Moss52Christine WigginsChris Abram
Pete KeevashJames Murray25Andrew GarrardBen Deane
Patrick BarrieCharlie Oakley43Matthew RoseJames Cullingham
Matt FayersCharles Relle16Rupert ThompsonJon Mapley
Round 3
Tim HuntPhil Carmody43Rupert ThompsonEd Wynn
Matthew RoseJames CullinghamAndrew GarrardBen Deane
Matt FayersCharles RellePatrick BarrieCharlie Oakley
Pete KeevashJames Murray16Christine WigginsChris Abram
Round 4
Matt FayersCharles Relle16Tim HuntPhil Carmody
Christine WigginsChris Abram16Andrew GarrardBen Deane
Rupert ThompsonEd Wynn07Matthew RoseJames Cullingham
Stew SagePaul Moss07Pete KeevashJames Murray
Round 5
Tim HuntPhil Carmody25Matthew RoseJames Cullingham
Rupert ThompsonEd Wynn61Pete KeevashJames Murray
Andrew GarrardBen Deane61Stew SagePaul Moss
Patrick BarrieCharlie Oakley61Christine WigginsChris Abram
Round 6
Stew SagePaul Moss25Matt FayersCharles Relle
Christine WigginsChris Abram16Rupert ThompsonEd Wynn
Pete KeevashJames Murray16Tim HuntPhil Carmody
Patrick BarrieCharlie Oakley25Andrew GarrardBen Deane
Round 7
Matt FayersCharles Relle61Christine WigginsChris Abram
Tim HuntPhil Carmody61Patrick BarrieCharlie Oakley
Matthew RoseJames Cullingham61Pete KeevashJames Murray
Rupert ThompsonEd Wynn70Stew SagePaul Moss
Summary
PosPairGamesPointsppg
1Hunt/Carmody6305
2Rose/Cullingham629½41112
3Thompson/Wynn(Mapley)628423
4Deane/Garrard627½4712
5Fayers/Relle623½31112
6Oakley/Barrie621½3712
7Murray/Keevash7142
8Abram/Wiggins713167
9Sage/Moss69112
The Silver Wink (2000-06-22)
Won by Cambridge against Oxford 82-30:

Oxford
 

 
Cambridge

John Kane
Charlie Oakley
Matt Moorhouse
Abigail Hancocks
Carie Barker
Andrew Gorman
Andrew Walpole
Catherine Goodwin
Chris Jones
Totals
Stewart Sage
Rupert Thompson

2

5

7*

0*

1

6

23½
Patrick Barrie
Anthony Horton

1

6

0*

7*

0*

7*

1

6

26
Pete Keevash
James Murray

1

6

1*

6*

2

5

3

4

21
Tim Hunt
(Half points)

6(5*)

1(2*)

3½(0*)

3½(7*)

3½(0*)

3½(7*)

3½(0*)

3½(7*)

11½(23)
Totals 10(9) 4½(1) 7(3½) 8½(5)

82(93½)

30(18½)

Round 1 Round 2 Round 3 Round 4 Mouse over scores for the Oxford second team players in each game

Parentheses show the scores without Timmy being penalised half points for playing with himself

The Cricket Match against the Bridge Club (2000-06-19)
Won by the Bridge Club:

(Report by Peter Keevash)

The Bridge Club won this year’s cricket match. The breakdown was:

Stop press! Bridge club in cricket victory shocker!

In a development that can only be good for the game of cricket, the bridge club have overthrown the dominance of the winkers in their annual battle. Those few of us present were party to a fine game with a nail-biting finish that saw the winkers finally bowled out for one fewer run than the target that they were set by the bridge players.

For those interested there follows a more detailed report.

CUTwC vs CUBC
Jesus Green
Monday 12th June
20 Overs each side
Nature of pitch: variable bounce off the long grass giving much assistance to the bowlers
Weather: sweltering (vindicating my decision to postpone the start until 4pm)
Umpire: Ben
CUTwC captain: Slu
CUBC captain: The collective

CUTwC won the toss and elected to field.

The Bridge Club
BatsmanHow outBowlerTotal
1.PetebSlu4
2.MichaelbTimmy15
3.Garethnot out40
4.Robc SimonEd10
5.Paulhit wktTimmy0
Extras 17Total 86 (all out from 17.5 overs)
The Winks Club
BatsmanHow outBowlerTotal
1.Mattrun out(Pete)1
2.Edhit wktMichael2
3.Simonnot out54
4.SlubRob11
5.TimmybPete8
Extras 9Total 85 (all out from 16 overs)

Other points of interest

  1. Simon hit a 6. Timmy played a shot that was declared to be worth 6, but later transpired, after a ranting epic, to be worth a mere 5. The winkers are to be commended for this futile act of cheating which still left them short by a run.
  2. Extraordinary inability to catch a cricket ball, particularly among winkers (Simon the exception honoris causa.) Catching practice will henceforth follow spelling practice on a regular basis.
  3. Treacherous and Copt-like behaviour from Pete.
  4. Ensuing session in the Zebra in which the intrepid winkers bravely faced the Yogi might of the bridge nargs and were not found wanting in either skill or temperament.

Good cricket all round.

The Muscovy Duck (2000-06-17)
As usual, no winners, only losers

Easter Term 2000

The Charles Relle Trophy (2000-06-14)
Won by the non-SEPTIC team 7†-0†
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (2000-06-07)
Won by Patrick Barrie
The Peterhouse Pot (2000-05-31)
Won by Chris Abram
The Varsity match (2000-05-21)
Won by Cambridge 88-24:

Oxford
 

 
Cambridge

Charley Oakley
John Kane
Carie Barker
Matt Moorhouse
Andrew Gorman
Harrison
Catherine Goodwin
Andrew Walpole
Totals
Anthony Horton
James Murray

6*

1*

1

6

2

2*

5*

17
Tim Hunt
Patrick Driscoll

1*

6*

0*

7*

0*

7*

1

6

26
Tim Winchcomb
Pete Keevash

4

3

1*

6*

1

6

1

6

21
Matt Fayers
Allen Rand

1

6

2*

5*

1

6

0*

7*

24
Totals 12 4 4 4

88

24

Round 1 Round 2 Round 3 Round 4
The Bar Billiards (2000-05-13)
Retained by Matt Fayers
The Family of the Midnight Sun (2000-05-11)
Won by Jupiter/Mercury (Andrew, Timmy, Phil as Io/Mercury) and Venus (Patrick B and James)
Mars (Allen & Anthony) was thurd, Saturn (Tim & Patrick D) fourth
The ETwA National Pairs (2000-05-06..7)
Won by Simon Gandy and Jon Mapley
The Nick Ashley (2000-03-24)
Retained by Matthew Fayers:

The participants

Players, in seeding order:

Placing last time
(qualifying/final)
NameP.P.G. last timeBluffer’s guide
11Matt Fayers 514 The crumpet’s thinking man
42Phil Carmody 41316 Ed porter
24Tim Hunt 42324 Does anybody want those chips?
5/-Stew Sage 43772 It’s very important to know exactly what’s going on
7/-Pete Keevash 314 Cheating bastard
6/-Andrew Garrard 37172 Sorry I’m late, I spilt coke on my Newton
9/-Antony Proietti 212 Homer Projectile (Doh)
12/-John Haslegrave 112 Everyone laughed at something I said yesterday
11/-Patrick Driscoll 11516 Blah blah cantankerometer

The Final

Happened on Friday 24th March, in the Bowett Room, Queens’.

  Name Qualifying P.P.G. A B C D Total P.P.G.
A Matt Fayers 578 - 10 5 14 29 456
B Tim Hunt 41516 4 - 3 12 19 316
C Phil Carmody 4916 9 11 - 4 24 4
D Stew Sage 338 0 2 10 - 12 2
Round 1
Matt Fayers beat Stew Sage 7*-0*, 7*-0*
Phil Carmody beat Tim Hunt 5-2, 6-1
Round 2
Stew Sage beat Phil Carmody 4-3, 6*-1*
Matt Fayers beat Tim Hunt 6-1, 4-3
Round 3
Tim Hunt beat Stew Sage 7*-0*, 5*-2*
Phil Carmody beat Matt Fayers 6-1, 3-4

So the trophy was retained by Matthew Fayers (Trinity)

The league table at 2000-03-08: Milton league

Pos.NamePlayed WonDrawnLost Pts forPts against P.P.G.
1Matt Fayers4 400 479 578
2Stew Sage4 211 2729 338
3Patrick Driscoll3 111 17½24½ 21112
4Pete Keevash3 004 (3) 14½27½ 11316 (2512)
5John Haslegrave3 103 (2) 1428 134 (213)

The table of match results: Milton league

 Name A B C D E Total P.P.G.
AMatt Fayers - 12 11 13 11 47 578
BStew Sage 2 - 9 9 7 27 338
CPete Keevash 3 5 - 0 (4) 14½ 11316 (2512)
DJohn Haslegrave 1 5 0 (3) - 8 14 134 (213)
EPatrick Driscoll 3 7 6 - 23½ 21516
 Against: 9 29 27½ 28 32½   

Chronic list of matches: Milton league

(Actually in reverse chronological order)

Wednesday 8th March, in the Castle Inn
John Haslegrave beat Patrick Driscoll 2*-5*, 6-1.
John and Pete will not be finishing their match, and score 0 each.
Sunday 5th March
Matthew Fayers beat John Haslegrave 7*-0*, 6-1.
Stew Sage beat Pete Keevash 6-1, 3-4.
Matthew Fayers beat Patrick Driscoll 6-1, 5-2.
Tuesday 15nd February (allegedly 2002)
Matthew Fayers beat Pete Keevash 5-2, 6-1.
Sunday 13th February, in the Armitage Room
Patrick Driscoll beat Pete Keevash 5-2, 2½-4½.
Stew Sage beat John Haslegrave 5½-1½, 3½-3½.
Stew Sage tied with Patrick Driscoll 5-2, 2-5.
Pete Keevash is leading in a match against John Haslegrave 4-3.
Sunday 6th February
Matt Fayers beat Stew Sage 6-1, 6-1.

The league table at 2000-03-08: Keynes league

Pos.NamePlayed WonDrawnLost Pts for Pts against P.P.G.
1Tim Hunt4 301 39½ 16½ 41516
2Phil Carmody4 301 36½ 19½ 4916
3=Andrew Garrard4 202 2927 358
3=Antony Proietti4 202 2927 358
5Allen Rand4 004 650 34

The table of match results: Keynes league

 Name A B C D E Total P.P.G.
APhil Carmody - 11 8 13 36½ 4916
BTim Hunt - 4 12 14 39½ 41516
CAndrew Garrard 3 10 - 4 12 29 358
DAntony Proietti 6 2 10 - 11 29 358
DAllen Rand 1 0 2 3 - 6 34
 Against: 19½ 16½ 27 27 50    

Chronic list of matches: Keynes league

(Actually in reverse chronological order)

Wednesday 8th March, in The Castle Inn
Antony Proietti beat Allen Rand 4-3, 7*-0*.
Phil Carmody beat Allen Rand 6-1, 7*-0*.
Tuesday 7th March, in The Castle Inn
Antony Proietti beat Andrew Garrard 5*-2*, 5*-2* (mutter).
Sunday 20th February, in the Angevin Room
Phil Carmody beat Andrew Garrard 6*-1*, 5-2.
Phil Carmody beat Antony Proietti 3-4, 5-2.
Andrew Garrard beat Tim Hunt 6*-1*, 4-3.
Tim Hunt beat Antony Proietti 6*-1*, 6-1.
Andrew Garrard beat Allen Rand 6-1, 6-1.
Tim Hunt beat Allen Rand 7*-0*, 7*-0*.
Sunday 6th February, in Tim’s house
Tim Hunt beat Phil Carmody 6-1, 3½-3½

The Lent Term 2000

The Charles Relle Trophy (2000-03-15)
Won by Pete Keevash and Phil Carmody
The Cantankard (Cantankerometer) (2000-03-15)
"Won" by Rupert Thompson:
Pos’nPointsName
1 9Rupert Thompson
2 23Timothy Hunt
3 26Peter Keevash
4 31Patrick Driscoll
5 39Anne Austin
6 41Patrick Barrrie
7 47Matthew Fayers
8 48Stewart Sage
9 56Christopher Abram
10 77Philip Carmody
11 85James Murray
12 89Allen Rand
13 95Christine Wiggins
14 96John Haslegrave
15101Andrew Garrard
16116Anthony Horton
17131Antony Proietti
18132Jessica Babbage
19136Timothy Winchcomb
20142Saffron Clackson
The ETwA Teams of Four (2000-03-12)
Won by Matthew Fayers, Chris Abram, Ed Wynn & James Cullingham
The Paul Thorpe Trophy (2000-03-08)
Won by Patrick Barrie and Allen Rand
The Peterhouse Pot (2000-03-01)
Won by Patrick Barrie
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (2000-02-16)
Won by Matt Fayers
The Plate was won by Phil Carmody
The Bombardier Joogs (2000-02-09)
Won by Pete Keevash in a drink-off against Andrew Garrard
The Partial Eclipse in a Remote Location pairs (2000-02-02)
Won by Matthew Fayers & Anthony Horton
The 19th Cambridge Open (2000-01-22..23)
Won by Tim Hunt:
PlayedppgPlayer (pos’n)
36.0000Geoff Myers
24.5000Simon Gandy
134.4231Tim Hunt (1)
144.1071Alan Dean (2)
133.8462Charles Relle (3)
143.8214Phil Carmody (4)
143.6071Patrick Barrrie (5)
113.5000John Haslegrave
143.4286Andrew Garrard (6)
63.4167Geoff Thorpe
143.3929Matt Fayers (7)
103.3500Killian Anheuser
43.2500Nutty Dr Clarkson
23.2500Christine Wiggins
63.2500Paul Moss
142.9643James Cullingham (8)
32.6667Stu Collins
82.3125Chris Abram
62.1667Patrick Driscoll
31.1667Pete Keevash
21.0000Anne Austin
11.0000Antony Proietti
21.0000Stew Sage


Round 1 (Saturday pre-lunch)

Andrew Garrard
6*
vs
-
Christine Wiggins & Stew Sage :
1*
Patrick Driscoll
vs
-
James Cullingham & Matt Fayers :
Tim Hunt
6*
vs
-
Anne Austin & Patrick Barrrie :
1*
Alan Dean & John Haslegrave
vs
-
Charles Relle & Pete Keevash :
Killian Anheuser & Phil Carmody
3
vs
-
Chris Abram & Paul Moss :
4


Round 2

Charles Relle
vs
-
Geoff Thorpe & Andrew Garrard :
Matt Fayers & Tim Hunt
vs
-
Christine Wiggins & Chris Abram :
Killian Anheuser & Anne Austin
1
vs
-
James Cullingham & Patrick Barrrie :
6
Pete Keevash & Stu Collins
1
vs
-
Alan Dean & Patrick Driscoll :
6
Phil Carmody & John Haslegrave
6*
vs
-
Stew Sage & Paul Moss :
1*


Round 3 (Saturday post-lunch)

Alan Dean
6
vs
-
Patrick Barrrie & Chris Abram :
1
James Cullingham & Phil Carmody
7*
vs
-
Andrew Garrard & Matt Fayers :
0*


Round 4

Chris Abram & James Cullingham
1
vs
-
Matt Fayers & Alan Dean :
6
Tim Hunt & Killian Anheuser
6
vs
-
John Haslegrave & Patrick Driscoll :
1
Phil Carmody & Charles Relle
3
vs
-
Patrick Barrrie & Andrew Garrard :
4


Round 5

Geoff Thorpe
5
vs
-
Patrick Barrrie & Matt Fayers :
2
Killian Anheuser
5
vs
-
Patrick Driscoll & Tim Hunt :
2
James Cullingham
0*
vs
-
Andrew Garrard & John Haslegrave :
7*
Charles Relle & Chris Abram
vs
-
Alan Dean & Phil Carmody :


Round 6

Patrick Barrrie
6
vs
-
Phil Carmody & Patrick Driscoll :
1
John Haslegrave
3
vs
-
Charles Relle & Alan Dean :
4
Chris Abram
2*
vs
-
Matt Fayers & Killian Anheuser :
5*
James Cullingham & Geoff Thorpe
1*
vs
-
Andrew Garrard & Tim Hunt :
6*


Round 7

Matt Fayers
6
vs
-
Pete Keevash & John Haslegrave :
1
Phil Carmody
6*
vs
-
James Cullingham & Tim Hunt :
1*
Charles Relle & Geoff Thorpe
6
vs
-
Killian Anheuser & Antony Proietti :
1
Andrew Garrard & Patrick Driscoll
vs
-
Alan Dean & Patrick Barrrie :


Round 8

Stu Collins
3
vs
-
Phil Carmody & Andrew Garrard :
4
James Cullingham & Charles Relle
1
vs
-
Patrick Barrrie & Tim Hunt :
6
Alan Dean & Killian Anheuser
1
vs
-
Matt Fayers & John Haslegrave :
6


Round 9 (Sunday pre-lunch)

Matt Fayers
6
vs
-
Nutty Dr Clarkson & Phil Carmody :
1
Alan Dean
1*
vs
-
Andrew Garrard & Charles Relle :
6*
James Cullingham
1
vs
-
Tim Hunt & Patrick Barrrie :
6


Round 10

James Cullingham & Alan Dean
6
vs
-
Matt Fayers & Geoff Thorpe :
1
Charles Relle & Paul Moss
5*
vs
-
Andrew Garrard & Nutty Dr Clarkson :
2*
Phil Carmody & Tim Hunt
6
vs
-
John Haslegrave & Patrick Barrrie :
1


Round 11 (Sunday post-lunch)

Matt Fayers & Stu Collins
4
vs
-
Alan Dean & Simon Gandy :
3
Phil Carmody & Patrick Barrrie
0*
vs
-
Charles Relle & Tim Hunt :
7*
Andrew Garrard & James Cullingham
3
vs
-
Paul Moss & John Haslegrave :
4


Round 12

Simon Gandy
6
vs
-
Tim Hunt & Alan Dean :
1
James Cullingham & John Haslegrave
1
vs
-
Charles Relle & Geoff Myers :
6
Paul Moss & Andrew Garrard
3
vs
-
Phil Carmody & Geoff Thorpe :
4
Patrick Barrrie & Killian Anheuser
vs
-
Matt Fayers & Chris Abram :


Round 13

Nutty Dr Clarkson
6
vs
-
Phil Carmody & Matt Fayers :
1
Geoff Myers
6
vs
-
Alan Dean & Andrew Garrard :
1
Paul Moss
vs
-
Patrick Barrrie & Charles Relle :
James Cullingham & Killian Anheuser
4
vs
-
Tim Hunt & John Haslegrave :
3


Round 14

Patrick Barrrie & Killian Anheuser
3
vs
-
James Cullingham & Nutty Dr Clarkson :
4
Charles Relle & Andrew Garrard
1*
vs
-
Tim Hunt & Alan Dean :
6*
Phil Carmody & Geoff Myers
6
vs
-
Matt Fayers & Chris Abram :
1

Players in bold played at least all-but-two rounds, and hence were eligible to win

Michaelmas Term 1999

The Charles Relle Trophy (1999-12-01)
Won by Andrew Garrard, Patrick Driscoll, Anthony Horton, Matt Fayers & Phil Carmody
The team of Stew Sage, Antony Proietti, Pete Keevash, Patrick Barrie and Allen Rand was considered to have made a wittier effort
The Nick Ashley (1999-11-29)
Won by Matthew Fayers:

The participants

Placing last timeNameP.P.G. last time
1Tim Hunt51316
2Matt Fayers512
3Phil Carmody478
4Stew Sage414
5Andrew Garrard378
6Patrick Driscoll338
7=Pete Keevash314
7=James Murray314
9John Haslegrave234
10Antony Proietti238
11Tim Winchcomb2116
12Anthony Horton1
 Jessica Babbage 

The final

Taking place in the Castle Inn at 6pm on Monday 29th November

 NameQualifying P.P.G. ABCD TotalP.P.G.
AMatt Fayers514 -11½9 27
BTim Hunt42324 -77 16½234
CChris Abram41112 57-5 17256
DPhil Carmody3524 79- 23½31112
Round 1
Tim Hunt played Chris Abram: 1-6, 6*-1*
Matt Fayers played Phil Carmody: 2½-4½, 4-3
Round 2
Chris Abram played Phil Carmody: 4-3, 1-6
Matt Fayers played Tim Hunt: 5½-1½, 6-1
Round 3
Matt Fayers played Chris Abram: 6-1, 3-4
Tim Hunt played Phil Carmody: 6-1, 1-6

The league table at 1999-11-04: Angle league

Pos.NamePlayed WonDrawnLost Pts. forPts. against P.P.G.
1Tim Hunt6 501 59½24½ 42324
2Chris Abram6 510 5925 41112
3Stew Sage6 411 54162956 43772
4Andrew Garrard6 303 47563616 37172
5James Murray6 105 3153 2712
6Tim Winchcomb6 204 2658 216
7Anthony Horton6 006 16½67½ 1924

The table of match results: Angle league

 Name ABCDEFG TotalP.P.G.
ATim Hunt -138 61312 59½42324
BStew Sage 1-82312½ 71213 541643772
CAndrew Garrard 513-10 610½ 475637172
DJames Murray 64- 310 312712
EChris Abram 878 11-1213 5941112
FTim Winchcomb 12 2-9 26216
GAnthony Horton 21 415- 16½1924

Chronological list of matches: Angle league

(Actually in reverse chronological order.)

Wednesday 24th November, in the Erasmus Room, before the meeting
Chris Abram beat Tim Winchcomb 6-1, 6*-1*

Tuesday 23rd November, in the Castle Inn
Tim Winchcomb beat James Murray 3-4, 4½-2½
Tim Winchcomb beat Anthony Horton 3-4, 6-1

Monday 22nd November, in the Castle Inn
James Murray beat Anthony Horton 5*-2*, 5-2
Chris Abram beat James Murray 7*-0*, 4-3
Chris Abram beat Anthony Horton 7*-0*, completing Wednesday’s match
Andrew Garrard beat James Murray 7*-0*, 3-4
Chris Abram beat Andrew Garrard 5*-2*, 3-4

Wednesday 17th November, in gross contravention of the rules but with special dispensation
Stew Sage beat Anthony Horton 7*-0*, 6-1
Chris Abram beat Anthony Horton 6*-1*

Saturday 13th November
Stew Sage beat James Murray 5½-1½, 7*-0*.

Tuesday 2nd November, in the Castle Inn
Andrew Garrard beat Anthony Horton 6*-1*, 4½-2½
Stew Sage beat Andrew Garrard 423-213, 4-3
Stew Sage tied with Chris Abram 6-1, 1-6
Andrew Garrard beat Tim Winchcomb 4-3, 5½-1½.

Monday 1st November, in Timmy’s residence
Tim Hunt beat Andrew Garrard 2½-4½, 5*-2*

Sunday 31st October, in the Armitage room
Tim Hunt beat Stew Sage 6-1, 7*-0*
Tim Hunt beat Tim Winchcomb 7*-0*, 6-1
Stew Sage beat Tim Winchcomb 6-1, 6-1

Monday 25th October
Tim Hunt beat James Murray 2-5, 6-1.

Monday 18th October
Tim Hunt beat Anthony Horton 6-1, 6-1.

Sunday 17th October
Chris Abram beat Tim Hunt 2*-5*, 6-1.

The league table at 1999-11-04: Dangle league

Pos.NamePlayed WonDrawnLost Pts. forPts. against P.P.G.
1Matt Fayers6 501 6321 514
2Phil Carmody4 312 (0) 38½17½ 3524 (41316)
3Pete Keevash4 123 (1) 2630 216 (314)
4Antony Proietti4 105 (3) 2036 123 (212)
5Patrick Driscoll4 015 (3) 15½40½ 1724 (11516)
6John Haslegrave1 006 (1) 311 14 (112)
7Jessica Babbage1 006 (1) 212 16 (1)

The table of match results: Dangle league

 Name ABCDEFG TotalP.P.G.
AMatt Fayers -51211½ 1111½12 63 514
BPhil Carmody 9-127 010½0 38½ 3524 (41316)
CPatrick Driscoll 22-7 00 15½ 1724 (156)
DPete Keevash 77- 00 26 216 (314)
EJohn Haslegrave 300 0-00 3 14 (1½)
FAntony Proietti 0-0 20 123 (212)
GJessica Babbage 200 000- 2 16 (1)

Chronological list of matches: Dangle league

(Actually in reverse chronological order.)

Note to the Dangle league: the deadline for matches has now passed.
However, if anyone wants to play their remaining matches, the results will be recorded here.

Thursday 18th November, in the Castle Inn
Matt Fayers beat Antony Proietti 6-1, 5½-1½.
Phil Carmody beat Matt Fayers 6-1, 3-4

Wednesday 17th November, in the Erasmus Room
Antony Proietti beat Patrick Driscoll 3½-3½, 6-1

Friday 12th November, in the Castle Inn
Matt Fayers beat John Haslegrave 6-1, 5-2

Tuesday 9th November, in the Castle Inn
Matt Fayers beat Jessica Babbage 6-1, 6-1
Phil Carmody beat Patrick Driscoll 6-1, 6-1
Matt Fayers beat Patrick Driscoll 6-1, 6-1

Tuesday 2nd November, in the Castle Inn
Matt Fayers beat Pete Keevash 5½-1½, 6-1
Phil Carmody tied with Pete Keevash 1-6, 6-1

Sunday 31st October, in the Armitage Room
Phil Carmody beat Antony Proietti 5*-2*, 5½-1½
Peter Keevash beat Antony Proietti 7*-0*, 2½-4½

At some point...
Pete Keevash tied with Patrick Driscoll 1-6, 6-1

The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (1999-11-24)
Won by Phil Carmody (6-1)
The ETwA National Handicapped Individual Pairs (1999-11-21)
Won by Andrew Garrard (contentiously)
The Bombardier Joogs (1999-11-10)
Won by Patrick Barrie over Andrew Garrard
The Paul Thorpe Trophy (1999-11-03)
Won by Anthony Horton & Stew Sage
The Nick Leaton Novices’ Trophy (1999-10-13)
Won by Saffron Clackson 5-2
The President’s Memorial Pint
Won by Saffron Clackson by a missed pot which got a critical squop

Easter Term 1999

The Silver Wink (1999-06-02)
Won by Cambridge over Oxford 68-16:

Oxford
 

 
Cambridge

Charlie Oakley
Matt Moorhouse
Catherine Goodwin
Olivia Lakin
Peter Wier
(solo)
Totals
Anthony Horton
Tim Hunt

1*

6*

1

6

4

3

15
Stew Sage
Rupert Thompson

1

6

1*

6*

1

6

18
Patrick Barrie
Christine Wiggins

0*

7*

1*

6*

1*

6*

19
Chris Abram
James Murray

1*

6*

1*

6*

3

4

16
Totals 3 4 9

68

16

Round 1 Round 2 Round 3 Round 4
The Cantankerometer/Cantankard (1999-05-26)
"Won" by Rupert Thompson:
Position Score Name
1174Rupert Thompson
2168Patrick Barrrie
3167Tim Hunt
4153Stew Sage
5131Matthew Fayers
6=117Patrick Driscoll
6=117Phil Carmody
8113Chris Abram
9 91Pete Keevash*
10 90Andrew Garrard
11 80James Murray
12 76Andrew Young
13 59Chris Goddard
14 57Christine Wiggins*
15 49James Hopgood
16 48Peter Corbett
17 40Anthony Horton
18 39Antony Proietti
19 35John Haslegrave*
20 32Jessica Babbage
21 17Tim Winchcomb
22 14Sarah Brown
23 0Kristina Rällsjö
The Peterhouse Pot (1999-05-20)
Won by Phil Carmody, 6*-1*
The Varsity Match (1999-05-09)
Won by Cambridge, 91-21:

Oxford
 

 
Cambridge

Brewis
(Singles)
Charlie Oakley
John Kane
Olivia Lakin
Catherine Goodwin
Nicholls
Newbold
Totals
James Murray
Chris Abram

0*

7*

1

6

0*

7*

3

4

24
Peter Corbett
John Haslegrave

1

6

4

3

16
Matt Fayers
Anthony Horton

0*

7*

1

6

0*

7*

1

6

26
Tim Hunt
Tim Winchcomb

1

6

0*

7*

1

6

1*

6*

25
Totals 2 6 10½

91

21

Round 1 Round 2 Round 3 Round 4
The Paul Thorpe (1999-05-05)
Won by Matthew Fayers & Pete Keevash
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (1999-04-28)
Won by Matthew Fayers
The ETwA National Pairs (1999-04-24..25)
Won by Patrick Barrie & Ed Wynn
Plate won by Matthew Fayers

Lent Term 1999

The Nick Ashley Trophy

The participants

Here is a list of the players, in seeding order:

Placing last termNameP.P.G. last termCambridge Open P.P.G.Cambridge Open rounds missed
1Matt Fayers4273247130
2Tim Hunt4133234130
3Pete Keevash32324313146
4Phil Carmody323323294
5Christine Wiggins373233130
6Stew Sage331639
7Andrew Garrard3532217241
8Chris Abram2294836112
9John Haslegrave273235241
 James Murray 32112
 Antony Proietti 3176
 Kristina Rällsjö 21130
 Tim Winchcomb 111
 Anthony Horton 112
 Patrick Driscoll   

The Results

The Final

 NameQualifying P.P.G. ABCD TotalP.P.G.
ATim Hunt51316 -382 13216
BMatt Fayers 11-127 305
CChristine Wiggins5516 62-1 9
DPhil Carmody478 12713- 32513

So Phil Carmody won

The league table at 1999-03-03: Sarah Gamp league

Pos.NamePlayed WonDrawnLost Pts. forPts. againstP. P. G.
1Matt Fayers4 400 448
2Stew Sage4 202 3422414
3Andrew Garrard4 301 3125378
4Tim Winchcomb4 103 16½39½2116
5Kristina Rällsjö4 004 14½41½11316

The table of match results: Sarah Gamp league

 Name ABC DE TotalP.P.G.
AMatt Fayers -810 1214 44
BStew Sage 6-5 1211 34414
CAndrew Garrard 49- 810 31378
DKristina Rällsjö 226 - 14½11316
ETim Winchcomb 034 - 16½2116

Chronological list of matches: Sarah Gamp league

(Actually in reverse chronological order.)

Wednesday 3rd March, in the Erasmus Room. Andrew Garrard beat Stew Sage 7*-0*, 2*-5*.

Sunday 28th February, in the Erasmus Room, Queens’ College. Andrew Garrard beat Tim Winchcomb 4-3, 6-1. Matt Fayers beat Andrew Garrard 5-2, 5-2. Stew Sage beat Kristina Rällsjö 6-1, 6-1. Tim Winchcomb beat Kristina Rällsjö 5-2, 4½ - 2½. Andrew Garrard beat Kristina Rällsjö 4-3, 4-3.

Saturday 27th February, in the Angevin Room, Queens’ College. Stew Sage beat Tim Winchcomb 4-3, 7*-0*.

Sunday 21st February. Matt Fayers beat Kristina Rällsjö 6-1, 6-1.

Saturday 30th January, in the Erasmus Room, Queens’ College. Matt Fayers beat Stew Sage 6-1, 2-5. Matt Fayres beat Tim Winchcomb 7*-0*, 7*-0*.

‘You may well say second nater, sir,’ returned that lady. ‘One’s first ways is to find sich things a trial to the feelings, and so is one’s lasting custom. If it wasn’t for the nerve a little sip of liquor gives me (I never was able to do more than taste it), I never could go through with what I sometimes has to do. “Mrs Harris,” I says, at the very last case as ever I acted in, which it was but a young person, “Mrs Harris,” I says, “leave the bottle on the chimley-piece, and don’t ask me to take none, but let me put my lips to it when I am so dispoged, and then I will do what I’m engaged to do, according to the best of my ability.” “Mrs Gamp,” she says, in answer, “if ever there was a sober creetur to be got at eighteen pence a day for working people, and three and six for gentlefolks — night watching,”’ said Mrs Gamp with emphasis, ‘“being a extra charge—you are that inwallable person.” “Mrs Harris,” I says to her, “don’t name the charge, for if I could afford to lay all my feller creeturs out for nothink, I would gladly do it, sich is the love I bears ’em. But what I always says to them as has the management of matters, Mrs Harris”’ — here she kept her eye on Mr Pecksniff — ‘“be they gents or be they ladies, is, don’t ask me whether I won’t take none, or whether I will, but leave the bottle on the chimley-piece, and let me put my lips to it when I am so dispoged.”’
From chapter 19, Martin Chuzzlewit, by Charles Dickens

The league table at 1999-03-02: Wilkins Micawber league

Pos.NamePlayed WonDrawnLost Pts. forPts. againstP. P. G.
1Tim Hunt4 400 46½51316
2Christine Wiggins4 301 42½13½5516
3Chris Abram4 112 24323
4Antony Proietti4 112 1937238
5Anthony Horton4 004 8481

The table of match results: Wilkins Micawber league

 Name ABCDE TotalP.P.G.
ATim Hunt -812½1313 46½51316
BChristine Wiggins 6-10½1214 42½5516
CChris Abram -712 243
DAntony Proietti 127-9 19238
EAnthony Horton 1025- 81

Chronological list of matches: Wilkins Micawber league

(Actually in reverse chronological order.)

Tuesday 2nd March, in Robinson College. Chris Abram and Anthony Proietti drew 6-1, 1-6. Christine Wiggins beat Chris Abram 4½ - 2½, 6-1.

Saturday 27th February, in the Angevin Room. Christine Wiggins beat Antony Proietti 6-1, 6*-1*.

Tuesday 23rd February, in the Bowett Room. Tim Hunt beat Christine Wiggins 6*-1*, 2-5.

Sunday 7th February, in the Castle. Tim Hunt beat Antony Proeitti 6-1, 7*-0*. Christine Wiggins beat Anthony Horton 7*-0*, 7*-0*. Antony Proietti beat Anthony Horton 4-3, 5-2.

Saturday 30th January, in the Erasmus Room, Queens’ College. Tim Hunt beat Anthony Horton 7*-0*, 6-1. Chris Abram beat Anthony Horton 6-1, 6*-1*.

Monday 25th January, in the Castle. Tim Hunt beat Chris Abram 5½ - 1½, 7* - 0*.

‘Emma, my love,’ said Mr. Micawber, clearing his throat in his magnificent way, ‘my friend Mr. Thomas Traddles is so obliging as to solicit, in my ear, that he should have the privilege of ordering the ingredients necessary to the composition of a moderate portion of that Beverage which is peculiarly associated, in our minds, with the Roast Beef of Old England. I allude to — in short, Punch. Under ordinary circumstances, I should scruple to entreat the indulgence of Miss Trotwood and Miss Wickfield, but–’
‘I can only say for myself,’ said my aunt, ‘that I will drink all happiness and success to you, Mr. Micawber, with the utmost pleasure.’
‘And I too!’ said Agnes, with a smile.
Mr. Micawber immediately descended to the bar, where he appeared to be quite at home; and in due time returned with a steaming jug. I could not but observe that he had been peeling the lemons with his own clasp-knife, which, as became the knife of a practical settler, was about a foot long; and which he wiped, not wholly without ostentation, on the sleeve of his coat. Mrs. Micawber and the two elder members of the family I now found to be provided with similar formidable instruments, while every child had its own wooden spoon attached to its body by a strong line. In a similar anticipation of life afloat, and in the Bush, Mr. Micawber, instead of helping Mrs. Micawber and his eldest son and daughter to punch, in wine-glasses, which he might easily have done, for there was a shelf-full in the room, served it out to them in a series of villainous little tin pots; and I never saw him enjoy anything so much as drinking out of his own particular pint pot, and putting it in his pocket at the close of the evening.
From chapter 27, David Copperfield, by Charles Dickens.

The league table at 1999-02-28: Augustus Snodgrass league

Pos.NamePlayed WonDrawnLost Pts. forPts. againstP. P. G.
1Phil Carmody4 400 3917478
2Patrick Driscoll4 202 2729338
3Pete Keevash4 112 2630314
4James Murray4 103 2630314
5John Haslegrave4 112 2234234

The table of match results: Augustus Snodgrass league

 Name ABCDE TotalP.P.G.
APete Keevash -6710½ 26314
BPhil Carmody 8-1210½ 39478
CJohn Haslegrave 72-85 22234
DJames Murray 11½6-3 26314
EPatrick Driscoll 911- 27338

Chronological list of matches: Augustus Snodgrass league

(Actually in reverse chronological order.)

Saturday 27th February, in the Angevin Room. Patrick Driscoll beat John Haslegrave 5-2, 4-3.

Thursday 19th February, in the Castle. Phil Carmody beat John Haslegrave 6-1, 6-1. John Haslegrave beat James Murray 2-5, 6-1. John Haslegrave drew against Pete Keevash 6-1, 1-6. Phil Carmody beat Patrick Driscoll 6-1, 4½ - 2½. Patrick Driscoll beat James Murray 6-1, 5-2. Pete Keevash beat Patrick Driscoll 4½ - 2½, 6-1.

Saturday 30th January, in the Erasmus Room, Queens’ College. James Murray beat Pete Keevash 6*-1*, 5½ - 1½. Phil Carmody beat Pete Keevash 2-5, 6-1. Phil Carmody beat James Murray 2½ - 4½, 6-1.

‘is anything the matter?’ inquired the three ladies.
‘Nothing the matter,’ replied Mr. Pickwick. ‘We–we’re–all right. — I say, Wardle, we’re all right, ain’t we?’
‘I should think so,’ replied the jolly host. — ‘My dears, here’s my friend Mr. Jingle — Mr. Pickwick’s friend, Mr. Jingle, come ’pon — little visit.’
‘Is anything the matter with Mr. Snodgrass, Sir?’ inquired Emily, with great anxiety.
‘Nothing the matter, ma’am,’ replied the stranger. ‘Cricket dinner — glorious party — capital songs — old port — claret — good — very good — wine, ma’am — wine.’
‘It wasn’t the wine,’ murmured Mr. Snodgrass, in a broken voice. ‘It was the salmon.’ (Somehow or other, it never is the wine, in these cases.)
From chapter 8, The Pickwick Papers, by Charles Dickens.
The Charles Relle Trophy (1999-03-10)
Won by Stew Sage, Andrew Garrard, Peter Keevash & Peter Corbett
The Peterhouse Pot (1999-03-03)
Won by Matt Fayers
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (1999-02-24)
Won by Stew Sage
The Bombardier Joogs (1999-02-17)
Won by Matt Fayers over Phil Carmody
The Family of the Sun Memorial Trophy (1999-02-10)
Won by Jupiter (Stew Sage and James Murray)
The Paul Thorpe Trophy (1999-02-03)
Won by Christine Wiggins & Patrick Barrie
The Cambridge Open (1999-01-16..17)
Won by Patrick Barrie:
PlayedppgPlayer (pos’n)
6 5.3333Charles Relle
13 5.1154Patrick Barrrie (1)
11 4.6364Jon Mapley (2)
7 4.5714Alan Dean
11 4.5455Ed Wynn (3)
13 4.5385Matt Fayers (4)
2 4.0000Jon Williams
7 3.9286Pete Keevash
4 3.7500Stu Collins
10 3.7500Paul Moss
11 3.5455Chris Abram (5)
13 3.3077Tim Hunt (6)
13 3.2308Christine Wiggins (7)
9 3.2222Phil Carmody
12 3.2083John Haslegrave (8)
11 3.1818James Murray (9)
9 3.1667Geoff Thorpe
7 3.1429Antony Proietti
4 3.0000Stew Sage
12 2.7083Andrew Garrard (10)
13 2.0769Kristina Rällsjö (11)
2 2.0000Chris Andrew
1 1.0000Anne Austin
2 1.0000Tim Winchcombe
1 1.0000Anthony Horton

Round One

Stew Sage & Tim Winchcombe
1
vs
-
Chris Abram & John Haslegrave
6
Matt Fayers & Christine Wiggins
1
vs
-
Tim Hunt & Paul Moss
6
Jon Mapley & Geoff Thorpe
6
vs
-
Phil Carmody
1
Kristina Rällsjö & Patrick Barrrie
vs
-
Alan Dean
James Murray & Ed Wynn
6
vs
-
Antony Proietti
1

Round Two

Anne Austin
1
vs
-
James Murray & Stew Sage
6
Chris Abram & Alan Dean
5
vs
-
Matt Fayers & Paul Moss
2
Christine Wiggins & Tim Winchcombe
1
vs
-
Jon Mapley & Antony Proietti
6
Patrick Barrrie & Andrew Garrard
2
vs
-
Tim Hunt & Kristina Rällsjö
5
John Haslegrave & Geoff Thorpe
1
vs
-
Ed Wynn & Phil Carmody
6

Round Three

Tim Hunt
2*
vs
-
Chris Abram & Matt Fayers
5*
Geoff Thorpe & Phil Carmody
6
vs
-
Kristina Rällsjö & John Haslegrave
1
Jon Mapley & Pete Keevash
4
vs
-
Ed Wynn & Andrew Garrard
3
Alan Dean & Patrick Barrrie
7*
vs
-
Christine Wiggins & James Murray
0*

Round Four

Ed Wynn
6*
vs
-
Phil Carmody & Kristina Rällsjö
1*
Andrew Garrard & Alan Dean
3
vs
-
Christine Wiggins & Jon Mapley
4
James Murray & Chris Abram
6
vs
-
John Haslegrave & Tim Hunt
1
Geoff Thorpe & Pete Keevash
6
vs
-
Patrick Barrrie & Matt Fayers
1

Round Five

Pete Keevash & Patrick Barrrie
4
vs
-
John Haslegrave & Antony Proietti
3
Kristina Rällsjö & Chris Abram
1
vs
-
Jon Mapley & Alan Dean
6
Phil Carmody & James Murray
1
vs
-
Tim Hunt & Andrew Garrard
6
Geoff Thorpe & Matt Fayers
4
vs
-
Ed Wynn & Christine Wiggins
3

Round Six

Christine Wiggins
2
vs
-
Alan Dean & Antony Proietti
5
Kristina Rällsjö
0*
vs
-
Ed Wynn & Matt Fayers
7*
Andrew Garrard
3
vs
-
Phil Carmody & Jon Williams
4
John Haslegrave & Pete Keevash
1
vs
-
Chris Abram & Paul Moss
6
Tim Hunt & Patrick Barrrie
7*
vs
-
James Murray & Geoff Thorpe
0*

Round Seven

Patrick Barrrie
4
vs
-
Ed Wynn & Geoff Thorpe
3
Matt Fayers
7*
vs
-
Kristina Rällsjö & Chris Andrew
0 *
Chris Abram & Andrew Garrard
0*
vs
-
Pete Keevash & Paul Moss
7*
Tim Hunt & Antony Proietti
vs
-
James Murray & Alan Dean
John Haslegrave & Phil Carmody
3
vs
-
Christine Wiggins & Stew Sage
4

Round Eight

Jon Mapley
6
vs
-
Tim Hunt & Phil Carmody
1
Matt Fayers & Charles Relle
6
vs
-
Geoff Thorpe & Antony Proietti
1
Patrick Barrrie & Christine Wiggins
7*
vs
-
Pete Keevash & Andrew Garrard
0*
Ed Wynn & Kristina Rällsjö
vs
-
James Murray & Paul Moss

Round Nine

Chris Andrew & Jon Williams
4
vs
-
James Murray & Matt Fayers
3
Ed Wynn & Patrick Barrrie
6*
vs
-
Kristina Rällsjö & Stu Collins
1*
Christine Wiggins & John Haslegrave
vs
-
Antony Proietti & Paul Moss
Stew Sage & Jon Mapley
1
vs
-
Phil Carmody & Charles Relle
6
Geoff Thorpe & Andrew Garrard
vs
-
Tim Hunt & Pete Keevash

Round Ten

Stu Collins
5*
vs
-
Chris Abram & Tim Hunt
2*
Charles Relle
2
vs
-
Matt Fayers & Andrew Garrard
5
Paul Moss
0*
vs
-
Patrick Barrrie & John Haslegrave
7*
Kristina Rällsjö & Christine Wiggins
1
vs
-
Ed Wynn & Jon Mapley
6

Round Eleven

Christine Wiggins
vs
-
Paul Moss & Ed Wynn
John Haslegrave
0*
vs
-
Matt Fayers & Patrick Barrrie
7*
Tim Hunt
1
vs
-
Chris Abram & Jon Mapley
6
Charles Relle & Stu Collins
6
vs
-
Andrew Garrard & Kristina Rällsjö
1

Round Twelve

Stu Collins
3
vs
-
James Murray & John Haslegrave
4
Jon Mapley
6*
vs
-
Chris Abram & Paul Moss
1*
Andrew Garrard
2*
vs
-
Charles Relle & Matt Fayers
5*
Tim Hunt & Christine Wiggins
2*
vs
-
Patrick Barrrie & Kristina Rällsjö
5*

Round Thirteen

Anthony Horton
1*
vs
-
Patrick Barrrie & Paul Moss
6*
Chris Abram
1
vs
-
John Haslegrave & Andrew Garrard
6
James Murray
1
vs
-
Kristina Rällsjö & Matt Fayers
6
Christine Wiggins & Charles Relle
7*
vs
-
Tim Hunt & Jon Mapley
0*

Players in bold played at least all-but-two rounds, and hence were eligible to win.

Michaelmas Term 1998

The Nick Ashley
Won by Matt Fayers:

The participants

The following people are playing in this term’s Nick Ashley:

  • Chris ‘S.L.U.’ Abram
  • Phil ‘Fat Phil’ Carmody
  • Matt ‘I have a dinner engagement’ Fayers
  • Andrew ‘have you seen my leaflets’ Garrard
  • John ‘I’m such a sad mathmo I don’t have a nickname’ Haslegrave
  • Tim ‘Timmy’ Hunt
  • Peter ‘Pete’ Keevash
  • Dr. Stewart Onan ‘Super-fatty’ Sage
  • Christine ‘we like food’ Wiggins

The final league table

Pos.NamePlayed WonDrawnLost Pts. forPts. againstP. P. G.
1Matt Fayers8 701 77½34½42732
2Tim Hunt8 503 70½41½41332
3Pete Keevash8 602 6313482332324
4Phil Carmody8 404 59½52½32332
5Christine Wiggins8 305 51½60½3732
6Stew Sage8 404 51613316
7Andrew Garrard8 404 50½61½3532
8Chris Abram8 017 4123701322948
9John Haslegrave8 215 38½73½2732

The results of the matches

In reverse chronological order.

Tuesday 1st December, in the Castle. Matt Fayers beat Andrew Garrard 6-1, 5*-2*. Andrew Garrard beat Chris Abram 2*-5*, 6*-1*. Pete Keevash beat Andrew Garrard 5-2, 6-1. Andrew Garrard beat John Haslegrave 3-4, 6*-1*. Pete Keevash beat Christine Wiggins 5*-2*, 6-1. Christine Wiggins beat Chris Abram 5*-2*, 5*-2*. Christine Wiggins beat John Haslegrave 7*-0*, 6-1.

Monday 30th November, in the Castle. Andrew Garrard beat Phil Carmody 4½-2½, 7*-0*.

Saturday 28th November. The first tie, John Haslegrave vs. Chris Abram 1-6, 6-1.

Friday 20th November, The Castle. Matt Fayers beat Christine Wiggins 6-1, 4-3. Phil Carmody beat Christine Wiggins 5½-1½, 6-1.

Wednesaday 18th November, The Erasmus Room, by special dispensation. Phil Carmody beat Chris Abram 5½-1½, 6-1.

Monday 16th November, The Castle. Matt Fayers beat John Haslegrave 7*-0*, 6-1.

Saturday 14th November, Pete Keevash beat Stew Sage 3-4, 6-1.

Friday 13th November, evening in the Castle Inn. Phil Carmody beat Matt Fayers 6-1, 4½, 2½. Nice one Phil, all is forgiven, well, some of it at least.

Monday 9th November, evening in the Angevin Room, Queens’. It turned into a bit of a mammoth session in the end, but fortunately the bar was near at hand. Tim Hunt beat Chris Abram 3-4, 6-1. Stew Sage beat Phil Carmody 5-2, 4-3. Stew Sage beat Chris Abram 7*-0*, 3-4. Tim Hunt beat Phil Carmody 6-1, 6-1. Pete Keevash beat Chris Abram 5*-2*, 2⅓-4 ⅔. John Haslegrave beat Stew Sage 6-1, 6-1. Phil Carmody beat Pete Keevash 5-2, 6-1. Lastly Tim Hunt beat John Haslegrave 6-1, 6-1.

Saturday 7th November, afternoon in the Bowett Room. Pete Keevash beat Tim Hunt 7*-0*, 1-6. Matt Fayers beat Stew Sage 6-1, 3-4. Pete Keevash beat John Haslegrave 6-1, 6-1. Evening in the Castle, Matt Fayers beat Pete Keevash 6-1, 6-1.

Sunday 1st November, evening in the Castle. Stew Sage beat Andrew Garrard 1-6, 7*-0*. Stew Sage beat Christine Wiggins 4-3, 5-2. Andrew Garrard beat Christine Wiggins 2-5, 6-1.

Thursday 29th October, evening in the Castle. John Haslegrave beat Phil Carmody 6-1, 2½-4½. Matt Fayers beat Chris Abram 1½-5½, 6-1.

Sunday 25th October, p.m., Christine Wiggins beat Tim Hunt 2-5, 6-1.

Sunday 25th October, a.m., Matt Fayers beat Tim Hunt 5½-1½, 6-1.

Saturday 24th October, Tim Hunt beat Andrew Garrard 6-1, 6-1.

 NameABCDEFGHITotalP. P. G.
AChris Abram - 675 6⅔44 412322948
BPhil Carmody 11½-10½ 2 11511½ 59½32332
CMatt Fayers - 111311½ 12910 77½42732
DAndrew Garrard 811½3 -92 368 50½3532
EJohn Haslegrave 71 5-2 2121 38½2732
FTim Hunt 912 1212- 6116 70½41332
GPeter Keevash 7⅓32 11128 -911 631332324
HStewart Sage 1095 823 5-9 513316
IChristine Wiggins 104 6138 35- 51½3732
The Charles Relle Trophy (1998-12-02)
Won by team Tinky-Winky, aka Tim Hunt, John Haslegrave, James Murray & Tim Winchcombe
The ETwA National Singles (1998-11-21..22)
Won by Larry Kahn
The Plate was won by Andrew Garrard
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (1998-11-18)
Won by Patrick Barrie
The Paul Thorpe University Pairs (1998-10-28)
Won by Patrick Barrie & Patrick Driscoll:
Round 1
Peter Corbett
&
Sarah Brown
1*-6* Andrew Garrard
&
Tim Winchcombe
Matt Fayers
&
Anthony Marten
4-3 James Murray
&
Gwyn Roberts
Patrick Barrie
&
Patrick Driscoll
4-3 Tim Hunt
&
Antony Proietti
Kristina Rällsjö
&
Phil Carmody
1-6 John Haslegrave
&
Peter Keevash
Semi-final
Andrew & Tim 6-1 Matt & Anthony
Patrick & Patrick 4½ - 2½ John & Pete
Final
Andrew & Tim 1½ - 5½ Patrick & Patrick
The Nick leaton Novices’ Trophy (1998-10-21)
Won by Kate Sazhina & Antony Proietti
The President’s Memorial Pint (1998-10-14)
Won by Antony Proietti
The second Long Vac (1998-08-29..30)
Won by Patrick Barrie
The Long Vac (1998-07-25..26)
Won by Ed Wynn:
Pos’n Player Score (ppg)
1 Ed Wynn 32½ (4.64)
2 Matt Fayers 30 (4.29)
R.T. Z’Ficial* 29 (4.14)
3 Patrick Barrie 27 (3.85)
4 Stew Sage 24½ (3.50)
5 Phil Carmody 21½ (3.07)
6 Tim Hunt 17½ (2.50)
7 Andrew Garrard 14 (2.00)

* Mr Z’Ficial was an invisible guest who kindly agreed to partner those players who would otherwise have had to play on their own against a pairing.

The London Open (1998-07-04)
Won by Jon Mapley & Phil Scarrott at the Crofton Leisure Centre, London:
Pos’nPairingScore (ppg)
1Jon Mapley & Phil Scarrott41 (5.125)
2Charles Relle & Alan Dean40 (5.000)
3Stew Sage & Matthew Rose36 (4.500)
4=Geoff Thorpe (solo)30 (3.750)
4=Phil Carmody & James Cullingham30 (3.750)
6Matthew Fayers & Tim Hunt23 (2.875)
7Andy Purvis & Haggis22 (2.750)
8John Haslegrave & Andrew Garrard21 (2.625)
9Konrad Dolphin & Louise Johnson9 (1.125)

Round One

Stew Sage
Matthew Rose
0*-7* Charles Relle
Alan Dean
Phil Carmody
James Cullingham
6-1 Konrad Dolphin
Louise Johnson
Geoff Thorpe 5-2 John Haslegrave
Andrew Garrard
Andy Purvis
Haggis
5-2 Jon Mapley
Phil Scarrott
Bye: Matthew Fayers & Tim Hunt

Round Two

Phil Carmody
James Cullingham
4-3 Geoff Thorpe
Charles Relle
Alan Dean
4-3 John Haslegrave
Andrew Garrard
Stew Sage
Matthew Rose
2-5 Matthew Fayers
Tim Hunt
Andy Purvis
Haggis
6-1 Konrad Dolphin
Louise Johnson
Bye: Jon Mapley & Phil Scarrott

Round Three

John Haslegrave
Andrew Garrard
2-5 Matthew Fayers
Tim Hunt
Geoff Thorpe 5-2 Andy Purvis
Haggis
Phil Carmody
James Cullingham
0*-7* Jon Mapley
Phil Scarrott
Charles Relle
Alan Dean
6-1 Konrad Dolphin
Louise Johnson
Bye: Stew Sage & Matthew Rose

Round Four

Geoff Thorpe 1-6 Jon Mapley
Phil Scarrott
Matthew Fayers
Tim Hunt
6-1 Konrad Dolphin
Louise Johnson
Stew Sage
Matthew Rose
6*-1* John Haslegrave
Andrew Garrard
Charles Relle
Alan Dean
5-2 Andy Purvis
Haggis
Bye: Phil Carmody & James Cullingham

Round Five

Stew Sage
Matthew Rose
6-1 Konrad Dolphin
Louise Johnson
Charles Relle
Alan Dean
1-6 Jon Mapley
Phil Scarrott
Phil Carmody
James Cullingham
6-1 Andy Purvis
Haggis
Geoff Thorpe 6-1 Matthew Fayers
Tim Hunt
Bye: John Haslegrave & Andrew Garrard

Round Six

Charles Relle
Alan Dean
4-3 Phil Carmody
James Cullingham
Stew Sage
Matthew Rose
4-3 Geoff Thorpe
John Haslegrave
Andrew Garrard
5-2 Konrad Dolphin
Louise Johnson
Matthew Fayers
Tim Hunt
0*-7* Jon Mapley
Phil Scarrott
Bye: Andy Purvis & Haggis

Round Seven

Geoff Thorpe 1-6 Charles Relle
Alan Dean
Phil Carmody
James Cullingham
6-1 Matthew Fayers
Tim Hunt
John Haslegrave
Andrew Garrard
4-3 Andy Purvis
Haggis
Stew Sage
Matthew Rose
6*-1* Jon Mapley
Phil Scarrott
Bye: Konrad Dolphin & Louise Johnson

Round Eight

Matthew Fayers
Tim Hunt
5-2 Andy Purvis
Haggis
John Haslegrave
Andrew Garrard
1-6 Jon Mapley
Phil Scarrott
Geoff Thorpe 6-1 Konrad Dolphin
Louise Johnson
Stew Sage
Matthew Rose
6-1 Phil Carmody
James Cullingham
Bye: Charles Relle & Alan Dean

Round Nine

Jon Mapley
Phil Scarrott
6-1 Konrad Dolphin
Louise Johnson
Stew Sage
Matthew Rose
6*-1* Andy Purvis
Haggis
Charles Relle
Alan Dean
7*-0* Matthew Fayers
Tim Hunt
Phil Carmody
James Cullingham
4-3 John Haslegrave
Andrew Garrard
Bye: Geoff Thorpe
The Annual Cricket Match Against the Bridge Club (1998-06-16)
Won by CUTwC:
The Bridge Club
1. Dan Faber Run out 13
2. Graham Hazel b Simon 20
3. Ian Greig hit wkt b SLU 6
4. Gareth Birdsall c Simon b Pete 17
5. Kam Wing Fung hit wkt b SLU 0
6. Rob Schmidt not out 2

Wides 11 Byes 1 Extras 12

TOTAL 70

The Winks Club
1. Pete Keevash retired 26
2. Chris Abram (SLU) c Gareth b Ian 20
3. Simon Gandy run out (allegedly) 8
4. Benedict Dominey c & b Gareth 0
5. Tim Hunt not out 2
6. Stew Sage not out 0

Wides 13 Byes 2 Extras 15

TOTAL 71

Easter Term 1998

The Charles Relle Trophy (1998-06-10)
Won by the Secretary’s team (Peter Corbett, Timothy Hunt, Jessica Babbage and Pete Keevash) with contentious presidential qwxclling
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (1998-06-03)
Won by Patrick Barrie
The Peterhouse Pot (1998-05-27)
Won by Stew Sage
Cupper first round
CLIT beat QuCTwC A (16⅔-11&ffrac13;)
The Varsity Match (1998-05-02)
Won by Cambridge 82⅙-29⅚
The ETwA National Pairs (1998-04-25..26)
Won by Andy Purvis & Jon Mapley
The Plate was won by Andrew Garrard & Phil Carmody
The World Singles (1998-04-24)
Won by Andy Purvis (6-1, 6-1, 6-1, 4-3, 2⅓-4⅔,2*-5*)
The Silver Wink
Won by Cambridge

Lent Term 1998

The Charles Relle Trophy (1998-03-11)
Won by Andrew, Stephen, Jessica, Pete and Benedict
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy
Won by Matthew Fayers
The Bombardier Joogs (1998-02-18)
Won by Stew Sage
The Paul Thorpe
Won by Stephen and Pete
The Peterhouse Pot
Won by Matthew Fayers
The Cambridge Open (1998-01-31..02-01)
Won by Patrick Barrie:
PlayedppgPlayer (pos’n)
2 6.5000Simon Gandy
4 5.7500Charles Relle
1 5.0000Rupert Thompson
4 5.0000Chris Abram
134.9231Patrick Barrrie (1)
124.7917Jon Mapley (2)
124.7500Matthew Fayers (3)
134.5000Andrew Garrard (4)
7 4.2143Phil Carmody
5 4.2000Chris Andrew
5 4.0000Alan Dean
4 4.0000Anne Austin
113.8182Nick Inglis (5)
4 3.7500James Murray
133.6538Andy Purvis (6)
4 3.5000Geoff Thorpe
113.4697Tim Hunt (7)
133.4615John Haslegrave (8)
123.4167Phil Scarrott (9)
6 3.1667Christine Wiggins
133.1538James Cullingham (10)
5 3.1000Pete Keevash
4 2.8333Ed Wynn
4 2.7500Stu Collins
6 2.7500Jonathan Williams
132.5513Konrad Dolphin (11)
112.5455Paul Moss (12)
5 2.4000Stew Sage
5 2.2000Philip Holdsworth
5 2.2000Louise Johnson
112.1364Chris Knight (13)
1 1.0000Peter Corbett
5 1.0000Clare Lynch
1 0.0000Liz Bertoya
Round One
Jonathan Williams
5
vs
-
Anne Austin & Stu Collins
2
Chris Abram & Christine Wiggins
7*
vs
-
Stew Sage & John Haslegrave
0*
Andy Purvis & Konrad Dolphin
3
vs
-
Andrew Garrard & Nick Inglis
4
James Murray & Philip Holdsworth
2
vs
-
Alan Dean & Jon Mapley
5
Patrick Barrrie & Matthew Fayers
6
vs
-
Ed Wynn & Tim Hunt
1
Charles Relle & James Cullingham
6*
vs
-
Phil Carmody & Chris Knight
1*
Round Two
Phil Carmody & Stew Sage
5
vs
-
Anne Austin & Chris Abram
2
Christine Wiggins & John Haslegrave
6
vs
-
Chris Knight & Philip Holdsworth
1
Alan Dean & Konrad Dolphin
3
vs
-
James Cullingham & Nick Inglis
4
Jonathan Williams & Paul Moss
0*
vs
-
Andrew Garrard & Jon Mapley
7*
Charles Relle & Phil Scarrott
4
vs
-
Andy Purvis & Matthew Fayers
3
Patrick Barrrie & Rupert Thompson
5*
vs
-
Stu Collins & Tim Hunt
2*
Round Three
Alan Dean
0*
vs
-
Charles Relle & Tim Hunt
7*
Christine Wiggins & Andrew Garrard
2
vs
-
Matthew Fayers & Phil Scarrott
5
Jon Mapley & Phil Carmody
6
vs
-
John Haslegrave & James Cullingham
1
Pete Keevash & Konrad Dolphin
0*
vs
-
Andy Purvis & Patrick Barrrie
7*
Round Four (post-lunch)
Philip Holdsworth & Christine Wiggins
1*
vs
-
Matthew Fayers & Pete Keevash
6*
Phil Scarrott & Peter Corbett
1*
vs
-
Alan Dean & Nick Inglis
6*
Andrew Garrard & James Cullingham
6
vs
-
Jon Mapley & Tim Hunt
1
Andy Purvis & Paul Moss
1
vs
-
Charles Relle & John Haslegrave
6
Konrad Dolphin & Chris Knight
1
vs
-
Patrick Barrrie & Phil Carmody
6
Round Five
Christine Wiggins
2
vs
-
Andy Purvis & Stew Sage
5
Ed Wynn
2⅓
vs
-
Tim Hunt & Konrad Dolphin
4⅔
Jon Mapley & Nick Inglis
6*
vs
-
James Cullingham & Patrick Barrrie
1*
Alan Dean & Phil Scarrott
6*
vs
-
John Haslegrave & Chris Knight
1*
Philip Holdsworth & Paul Moss
1
vs
-
Matthew Fayers & James Murray
6
Andrew Garrard & Phil Carmody
4
vs
-
Chris Andrew & Pete Keevash
3
Round Six
Andrew Garrard
1*
vs
-
Phil Carmody & James Murray
6*
Matthew Fayers
6
vs
-
Patrick Barrrie & Paul Moss
1
Pete Keevash & Stew Sage
1*
vs
-
Simon Gandy & Jon Mapley
6*
Tim Hunt & Chris Andrew
6
vs
-
Jonathan Williams & Christine Wiggins
1
James Cullingham & Konrad Dolphin
0*
vs
-
Andy Purvis & Phil Scarrott
7*
Nick Inglis & Chris Knight
0*
vs
-
John Haslegrave & Geoff Thorpe
7*
Round Seven
Chris Knight & Patrick Barrrie
3
vs
-
James Cullingham & Geoff Thorpe
4
Nick Inglis & Phil Scarrott
4
vs
-
Andy Purvis & Jonathan Williams
3
John Haslegrave & Liz Bertoya
0*
vs
-
Konrad Dolphin & Simon Gandy
7*
Andrew Garrard & Pete Keevash
vs
-
Phil Carmody & Paul Moss
Round Eight (Sunday)
Phil Scarrott
1
vs
-
Nick Inglis & Paul Moss
6
Stu Collins
1*
vs
-
Anne Austin & Jon Mapley
6*
James Cullingham
2
vs
-
Matthew Fayers & Chris Abram
5
Patrick Barrrie & Jonathan Williams
vs
-
Andy Purvis & John Haslegrave
Chris Knight & Andrew Garrard
5
vs
-
Geoff Thorpe & Konrad Dolphin
2
Round Nine
Andy Purvis & Ed Wynn
2*
vs
-
James Cullingham & Paul Moss
5*
Matthew Fayers & Konrad Dolphin
4
vs
-
Tim Hunt & Jonathan Williams
3
Nick Inglis & James Murray
1*
vs
-
Philip Holdsworth & Stu Collins
6*
Andrew Garrard & Chris Abram
6*
vs
-
Stew Sage & Chris Andrew
1*
Anne Austin & John Haslegrave
6
vs
-
Geoff Thorpe & Clare Lynch
1
Jon Mapley & Patrick Barrrie
7*
vs
-
Phil Scarrott & Louise Johnson
0*
Round Ten (post-lunch)
Chris Andrew
5*
vs
-
Paul Moss & Louise Johnson
2*
Andy Purvis & Andrew Garrard
6
vs
-
Phil Scarrott & Konrad Dolphin
1
Patrick Barrrie & Tim Hunt
6
vs
-
James Cullingham & Jon Mapley
1
Matthew Fayers & Chris Knight
6*
vs
-
John Haslegrave & Clare Lynch
1*
Round Eleven
Jon Mapley
6
vs
-
Tim Hunt & Clare Lynch
1
John Haslegrave
4
vs
-
Chris Knight & Paul Moss
3
Louise Johnson
1
vs
-
Ed Wynn & Chris Andrew
6
Matthew Fayers & Nick Inglis
3
vs
-
James Cullingham & Andy Purvis
4
Andrew Garrard & Konrad Dolphin
1
vs
-
Phil Scarrott & Patrick Barrrie
6
Round Twelve
Nick Inglis
6
vs
-
Jon Mapley & Konrad Dolphin
1
Chris Knight & Clare Lynch
1
vs
-
Matthew Fayers & Paul Moss
6
Andy Purvis & Louise Johnson
2
vs
-
Tim Hunt & John Haslegrave
5
James Cullingham & Phil Scarrott
1
vs
-
Andrew Garrard & Patrick Barrrie
6
Round Thirteen
Paul Moss
vs
-
Patrick Barrrie & Konrad Dolphin
Matthew Fayers & Clare Lynch
1*
vs
-
James Cullingham & Louise Johnson
6*
Andrew Garrard & Phil Scarrott
5*
vs
-
Andy Purvis & Nick Inglis
2*
Chris Knight & Tim Hunt
vs
-
Jon Mapley & John Haslegrave

Players in bold played at least all-but-two rounds, and hence were eligible to win.

Michaelmas Term 1997

The Charles Relle Trophy (1997-12-03)
Won by Chris Abram
The Paul Thorpe (1997-11-26)
Won by Andrew Garrard & John Haslegrave
The National Singles (1997-11-22..23)
Won by Andy Purvis
The World Pairs (1997-11-21)
Won by Larry Kahn & Dave Lockwood 26-16
The World Singles (1997-11-20)
Won by Larry Kahn (25-10)
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (1997-11-19)
Won by Larry Kahn
The Bombardier Joogs (1997-11-05)
Won by Patrick Barrie
The Nick Leaton (1997-10-22)
Won by David Griffiths, Tom Montgomery, Megan Davies & Peter Corbett

Easter Term 1997

The Paul Thorpe (Easter Term 1997)
Won by Patrick Barrie & Chris “Sir” Henry
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (Easter Term 1997)
Won by Timothy Hunt
The Charles Relle Trophy (1997-06-11)
Won by Matthew Fayers
Cuppers (1997-05-20)
Won by Queens’ A
The Varsity Match (1997-05-03)
Won by Cambridge over Oxford, 84⅓-27⅔:

Cambridge

Oxford

Chris Abram
Pete Keevash
Matt Fayers
John Haslegrave
Tim Hunt
Alan Reed
Andrew Young
James Murray
Totals
James Mushin
Claire Bates

6

1

6

1

6

1

6

1

4
Andrew Green
Emma Truett

7*

0*

6

1

4

3

Robert Bates
Guy Bradbury

2*

5*

6

1

4⅔

2⅓

3

4

12⅓
Thomas Lundh
Odile Lefeuvre

7*

0*

6

1

4⅔

2⅓

4⅚
Totals 22 24 19⅚ 18½

27⅔

84⅓

The Silver Wink (1997-04-18)
Won by Cambridge over St Andrews, 94½-17½:

Cambridge

St Andrews

Chris Abram
Andrew Dominey
Tim Hunt
Stew Sage
Patrick Barrie
Christine Wiggins
Walter Clarkson
John Haslegrove
Totals
Bruce Turnbull
Roy Barnes

6

1

5

2

6

1

6

1

5
Ben Soares
Ben Hoyle

3

4

6

1

6

1

John Wilson
Rachel Sterratt

4

3

6

1

6

1

7*

0*

5
Stuart Nicolson
Richard Savage

7*

0*

7*

0*

7*

0*

7*

0*

0
Totals 20 24 24½ 26

17½

94½

Lent Term 1997

The Charles Relle Trophy (1997-03-12)
Won by Matt Fayers, Phil Carmody and Paul Bains
The Oxfordshire Open (1997-03-02)
Won by Andrew Dominey:
PosNamePoints
1Andrew “Benedict” Dominey45⅙
2Rupert Wilson39
3Tim Jeffreys37⅙
4Kilian Anheuser34½
5Christine Wiggins33⅙
6Patrick Barrie32
7Matt Fayers31½
8Phil Carmody30⅙
9Nipper23⅚
10Charles Relle20
11Andrew “Sly” Young17⅔
12Paul Moss13⅚
13Stew Sage10
14James Mushin
Emma Truett also played two rounds.
The Cambridge Open (1997-02-01..02)
Won by Phil Scarrott
PosnNamePlayedTotalPts/game
1Phil Scarrott1049½4.95
2Paul1252⅓4.361
3Charles1252⅙4.347
4Patrick11474.273
5Ed Wynn11464.182
6Walter1035⅓3.533
7Christine12423.5
8Nipper10343.4
9John1237½3.125
10Tim1236½3.042
11Matt12332.75
12James1232½2.708
13Andrew1026½2.65
The Peterhouse Pot (1997-01-15)
Won by Patrick Barrie
The Somerset Invitation (1997-01-02..04)
Won by Geoff Myers

Michaelmas Term 1996

The Charles Relle Trophy (1996-12-04)
Won by Matt Fayers
The Manchester & Somerset Society Trophy (1996-11-27)
Won by Patrick Barrie
The Plate was won by Tim Hunt
The ETwA National Pairs (1996-11-23..24)
Won by Geoff Myers and Matthew Rose:
1Geoff Myers & Matthew Rose86
2Larry Kahn & Dave Lockwood80
3Andy Purvis & Jon Mapley79
4Alan Boyce & Tim Hedger64
5Simon Gandy & Ed Wynn60½
6Alan Dean & Phil Scarrott58½
7Patrick Barrie & John Haslegrave53⅚
8James Cullingham & Charles Relle52½
9Anthony Heading & Julian Wiseman49½
10Stu Collins & Stew Sage48
11Kilian Anheuser & Geoff Thorpe46½
12Tim Hunt & Chris Goddard/Phil Carmody44⅔
13Matt Fayers & Christine Wiggins40
14Chris Abram & Andrew Young35½
15Andrew Dominey & Paul Wolstenholme-Hogg/Andrew Garrard26½
16John Stevens & Graham Turnbull15
World Singles (1996-11-22)
Won by Dave Lockwood:
Geoff Myers51621116
Dave Lockwood26156616
The Paul Thorpe Trophy (1996-11-20)
Won by Chris Abram and Sarah Haydon
The Bombardier Joogs (1996-11-06)
Won by Patrick Barrie
The Nick Leaton (1996-10-23)
Won by Rob Taylor and John Haslegrave